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No, never. In fact, it just adds to it. To bake an apple pie from scratch I must first invent the universe, but what if I want to bake a pumpkin pie from scratch?

Ba dum Tssshhh. Once upon a time a :cool: went into a :party: but he got :sick: and then :) got a job at Wal Mart. Random flying :yes: that made :) very :embarrassed: because his :cucco: was showing. Then :party: in :devil: with the guy who inventd crocs. Pudding tastes delightful if you :P it...

You want 'that' hmm? I'll sell you some of 'that' for 200 rupees. Will Dr. Sawbones kill me?

No, I do not speak your language. Do you sell water baboons?

Because you hit it too much. Why can't I tryp well whrn I tru to typr fast?

When your check is Australian it is a check, mate. In the someday what's that sound?

Actually, normal people and animals are annoying from the perspective of an annoying person. Derp-a-herp el derpy herpy herp-a derp?

No. Are my farts trying to say something to me but I just can't understand their language?

It's a delicious breakfast food/footwear/reading material. I got a blue cat but it doesn't work as a jetpack like it should. How do I fix it?

Because it hates us and is trying to mess with us my getting us dizzy all the time but because of physics it won't work no matter how fast the world spins. Wh stl ll f my vwls?

Because there was a complication in their mother's pregnancy that prevented their brains from fully developing. Don't make fun of them, they're the most unfortunate among us. How do you get rid of the smell of rotting onions?

Chance = 1.3089³ volume of bananas. If we are made out of the same material as stars then why don't we explode when we die?

It will stop when you learn how to spell does. Is there any sense to be made in this music video?

Because you don't even have a mouth. Is the Jewbacabra real?

Not really. If he was in a Kid Icarus game with a maximum of 20 hearts he would be the poorest person in Skyworld. Where do the world's missing left socks go?

He would gain the power of the Force. Why don't the windows on airplanes open?

To learn the color of your underwear you would need to first go to eight years of Cel-Shaded Deku's School of Underwear Color Identification. Classes are just four hundred easy payments of $19.95 per year. What's a But Fore?

None, they just put it in a treasure chest and guard it until a kid wearing a green skirt kills them. What was the hilarious stupid question that I stole from South Park thought of and was going to post here?

There are microscopic flying itch gnomes in the air. When a colony of them lands on you, you become itchy in that area. The gnomes (who actually glide, not fly) particularly like to land on people's scalps. By scratching you fling the gnomes in all directions and they have to regroup before they...

Because the bathroom is down here. Who invented comic sans and why does he want to watch people suffer?

Because money makes the world go 'round, but it also is the root of all evil, therefore evil causes the rotation of the Earth. Taco Bell sucks ???

Is it normal for a healthy boy my age to have not gotten his period yet?

When you can figure out how to make those grow on trees. How do you pronounce Testbesj Auztines Galtran?

Because you don't trust the dog enough to keep everything in the doghouse. I have disregarded females but when do I acquire currency?

What else are zombies going to eat? Is it a good idea to throw it at the ceiling fan?

Yes, you can have it but you don't. Am I my own father?

A small, smelly British man who enjoys fishing then throwing the fish at the wealthy people of his town because he thinks that doing that will make gumdrops fall from the sky. What if I'm actually a dog, but just pretending to be a human?

Because the Big Bang expanded in such a way that you sitting on a deflated air bed at that moment would be the result. Why am I so fat?

One of the transformers would run it over. Where can I store all of this FREE DIRT!?

No. How does something suck and blow at the same time?

Then it would be safe from the Alaskan Bull Worm. What is the best reason to not wear pants?

Because it's unemployed. Whys does this thread do does died?

Because the whole cheese wheel is too big for it. Your pink stuffed bunny needs to take a few lessons from a Skyrim character. What is this sorcery?

Then we might lose a wall. In a population of flying spaghetti monsters, a single gene locus controls spaghetti-strand thickness, The allele T codes for thick spaghetti and is co-dominant with t, which codes for thin spaghetti (similar to a vermicelli, or perhaps angel-hair pasta? But I...

yah it good i typ fastr wit lasy nes Why do I do what I do when I do what I do when I do what I do?

That's how Medusa turns people into stone: excessive quantities of anti-gravity. If swimming is good for your figure, then how do you explain whales?

Because our fates are tethered together and I have been staying up lately. Why am I having so much trouble coming up with a stupid question?

Negative fish. Why do onions have to smell so terrible when they rot?

Because love is a chemical reaction that none of your friends or family are able to experience. Why would people spend more money on water, that's all the same as tap water, that's in a fancier container that they're probably just going to throw away anyway?

$4.99 ?!?

Both. Can you prove to me that you're not an alien?

Heh heh heh! WOOD! heh heh heh! This was meant to be a Beavis and Butthead laugh What if video game physics is the real physics and ours is glitched?

A fraction. Why do so many Youtube comments with horrible grammar get to be the top comment?

Nope.avi Why is Atticus so creepy?

A wizard does it.

No, you shouldn't eat a Foar breakfast. Do you know how much saturated fat is in them? Wouldn't it be cool if there was a national QWOP to work day?

Because everyone with a dash in their name is awesome, that's why I chose my name. What does Falcon Punch taste like? Regular punch but with more "punch"?

Because grammar points can get you free bagels. Is the pilot of this flying saucer drunk?

Toilet paper is badass because it does a dirty job that Mike Rowe wouldn't do. Hi, I'm trying to become more likable, so can you help by telling everybody how likable I am?

The screams of thousands of dying Jewish children because you are a Nazi. How did I become so