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Everything about Skyward Sword is stupid. Even the name. I'd swear ninty was trolling us if I thought they had any self awareness. A better name would have been The Legend of Zelda: Unnecessary Exposition, because that's what literally everything about it is.

SEE ninty?? We never needed any stupid "Demise" Oh! The Dorf's just possessed by the spirit of some primordial demigod who's really pissed that he almost didn't take over proto-hyrule and he would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids!!!

Ganondorf was raised the sole male in a society of women utterly devoted to him by two crazy @$$ psychotic old crones who raised him hylia knows what. There was just no way this kid was ever going to turn out okay. Combine that with what appears to be an overdeveloped sense of ambition, not to...