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If you're playing on PC u gotta mod dat sheeeet. If you're not playing on PC then you're doing it wrong and you need to re-evaluate your life choices.

:right: Literally running around is always preferable to riding that frigging horse :fpalm: And yeah, boats are tedious af. Fortunately you rarely have to deal with them unless you really want to torture yourself with Skelliger's asinine loot cache collect-a-thon. It's weird though. Everyone...

Deus Ex Mankind Divided I'm not certain this game isn't unmitigated trash. I've spent more time watching loading screens than playing. I haven't experienced this much trial and error in a game since the original Fallout. Arbitrary and obscure quest objectives. Mission progress gated behind...

Sims 2 10/10 Fun with a game. Seriously, fun. You know? FUN! That thing you're having when you're playing a game you enjoy...

Well... it's gotten more tolerable and I have had a bit of fun with it. I haven't gotten bored with it... yet. But I get the feeling that I'm getting close to losing interest. It still screws ya over with impunity even after I've figured out how to fight against the game's constant curve balls...

Red Dead is an unmitigated dumpster fire. A heaping wreck of strewn flaming garbage. I haven't had a second's worth of fun playing this chunk o' sh-t. The parts that aren't achingly dull are chock full of so much asinine trial and error stupidity it's infuriating. Every mechanic in this game...

Yakuza 0 - First Impressions Okaaaay? This is the lauded Yakuza series? Weeeell... Let's see: I'm 30 minutes in and all I've done so far is watched about 20 successive cutscenes that take way too long to play out, suck at establishing characters or even basic premise, are dumping loads of...

Thanks! @Spirit Keep me posted :cool:

Bound By Flame 5ish/10 I'm going to try to go easy on this one. It's from a middle market developer and... they try. I try to dwell on what this game tries to do well, and that's combat which is mostly functional, ultimately servicable but still not very fun, and the roleplaying gimmick with the...

HaHahaha! I returned it and got my five bucks back!

Fable III Gee, Peter. For repeatedly insisting that your Fable series is gonna be the OMG BEST AR-PEE-GEE EVAH!!!11!! your third attempt sure is.... weak. Fable was back in the day when the morality craze was still the greatest sensation that was sweeping video games. And here it is as...

Final Fantasy XIV: We FK'd Up The First Time So Here It Is Again It's WoW with a Final Fantasy skin. No surprise there. Your selection of races boils down to: a.) Human, because everyone wants to play themselves in a virtual fantasy land b.) Loli (check) c.) Furry (check) d.) Big beefy...

Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening - 7/10 FINALLY!! I will never have to play that game again!! For someone who has about as much scorn for Dragon Age as praise, I sure have spent a lot of time playing this series. I'll always like Inquisition well enough, but after years and years I was only...

Archeage - score irrelevant, this commercial product is basically a scam Yeah I was curious. This MMO fail is rather infamous so I figured why not pop a gander and see for myself. It was actually a rather unexpected experience. First of all open PvP on almost every map turns me off greatly...

Shadow Warrior 2 9/10 HOLY SMOKES this game is OFT DA HOOK!! This is the game your granpappy remembers, back in the golden ages of the 80s and early 90s when shooters were shooters and REAL MEN played the videya gaymes. This game's got ninjas, it's got demons, it's got chain swords, it's got...

Planetside 2 "open beta" on PS4 - 0/everything This game is compound idiocy. It's yet another in the long line of lazy CoD rehashes except it's one big open ended domination mode. Take everything ***ty you know and love from every knockoff CoD online competitive shooter- it's all here. From the...

Middle Earth: Shadows of Mordor 8/10 Yikes!! I finally got around to playing it. Yeah this game is good. It's practically Arkham City but bigger and with a whole lot more moves and interactions. It's pretty much straight up non stop orc murder simulator and it is BRUTAL. This game can get super...

Star Trek Online I like Star Trek but wouldn't consider myself a Trekkie. I have a sort of detached curiosity with MMOs. I want to play them all but I know I'm not going to like them. Guild Wars 2 is the only MMO I've ever liked. STO is no different really. It's not really an MMO cuz it is...