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NOOOO!!!! PLEASE!!! NOT JUSTIN BEIBER!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!! While I is screaming for mercy, our army of kittens make an ambush. You die of all the fuzzy overwhelming cuteness. We has the hill.

Oh, but I was a cabbage from the start. So you never got the hill. So we still have the hill.

I play the song, "Oh no you didn't." The pure epicalness of it causes you to explode. I burn all your body parts, burn those ashes, mix them with ninety tons of dirt/mud/rocks, and bury the mixture on a distant planet 9,000,000,000 miles into the core of that planet. The mixture melts and...

After over 4 hours of welding and cutting, we make it out of the closet. I get extremely mad and get a chainsaw and... You know what happens next. We claim the hill.

I'm gonna go classic here-I throw you into a pool of acid. We claim the hill again.

Why do you use cabbage against me? I pelt you with my extra explodin poisonous muffins. We own the hill once more.

No, we're still on the same side, if you still want to be. Soo... Yeah, what you said. We gotz da hill.

Why does everyone use fruits against me? Ahem... Anway, Alpha is now fourteen and a half feet tall! And he continues to grow! (I think. It's getting hard to measure him.) Alpha needs all the food he can get. You're just the right size for a meal... We claim the hill.

(I'm allergic to strawberries!) Alpha and I teleport ourselves to the hill, in which we pelt you with some strawberry muffins we made. We claim the hill. And then I take medicine for the hives I got from the strawberries.

WTF? I kill the shark that ate the hill, and create a new hill in some random place in Hyrule field. Alpha and I claim the hill again. (Alpha is now 13 1/4 feet! They grow up so fast!)

Haha! You did not think ahead! ZOMBIE KITTEN! ZOMBIE CABBAGE! You die a quick,painless death. Lucky you. We de-zombify ourselves and re-claim the hill.

I get my brother, which is a medical freak, to create a vaccine, and vaccinate my group. We are now resistant. I saved one kitten when I was selling them in Castle town, and named him Alpha. He grew to a total of 13 feet tall in about two hours. He is now a full grown kitten. (?How is that...

THEY WERE JUST INNOCENT KITTENS! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?!?! Oh no, I still has moofins. I CLAIM THE HILL! (And revive the kittens. I sell them on the streets of Castle Town where they will find loving homes.)

BUT WE HAVE REINFORCEMENTS! I return with poison bomb blueberry muffins.(BLUBERRY!) I throw them at you and you melt and die. I also call upon my kitten army for emotional support. WE CLAIM THE HILL ONCE MORE!

WOOT WOOT! NO ONE DARES TO CHALLENGE US TO TAKE OUR HILL! WE WILL THROW EXPLODING POISONOUS MUFFINS AT YOU! HEHEHEH! By the way, what flavor are the muffins?

I think I should put BOMBS in the muffins. What say you?

Yes, that's what I meant. Let's rub in in everyone's faces! WE OWN THE HILL ETERNALLY! MWAHAHAHA!

I claim the hill again just to rub it in everyones faces.

Dang. Well, how about this-I revive the kittens, since they're so cute and innocent, and send them to a magical world where they can just do everything a kitten wants to do, until we need them again. And, as for you.... "GO! CHARIZARD! USE BLAST BURN!!" We claim the hill once more. :D And I...

No, not at all. I've been called worse, believe me. Anyway... We're running out of food for the kittens. What should we do?

HE doesn't respond? I'M FEMALE! Ehem... Sorry I wasn't on. I was busy playing TP. I really don't care who you kick off, as long as it isn't SamuRaichu, Me, or you. By the way... YES!! WE FINALLY HAVE THE HILL! :xd:

...Crud. I also capture YOU in a mastah ball. I claim the hill.

Grrr.... I turn myself into a GIANT KITTEN and stomp on you, then eat you eagerly. Yum. KITTEN CABBAGE CLAIMS THE HILL ONCE AGAIN!! MWAHAHAHA!!!

After nine hours of hard traveling, my kittens and I arrive back at the hill. I throw myself at you, (As a ball of yarn.) and my kittens chase me eagerly. They run into you at full force, breaking your ribs and killing you. I turn myself back into human and claim the hill. With kittens and...

My army of kittens decide they are hungry and start swarming you with cuteness. You have a stroke from overexposure to cuteness. I claim the hill.

*Sigh* There are so many painful ways to get pwned when you're a cabbage. It's a hard life. Anyway... I bring in an army of kittens. Their supreme cuteness distracts you while I slit your throat. I claim the hill.

NOOOO!!!! MY CABBAGES!!! I put Justin Bieber on the hill and make him sing until you are begging for mercy. I claim the hill.

Ganondorf- "Where is he?" Me- "Right over there. He's all yours." Twenty minutes later... Ganon kills Link. I claim the hill. :D

FUUUUUUU!!!!!!! *Cough* Sorry. I get a giant trampoline and jump over the anti cabbage barrier. I pimp slap you MULTIPLE TIMES until you explode. LOLZ I claim the hill LOLZ

I DROP EIGHT TONS OF CABBAGE ON YOU!! MWAHAHAHA!! I claim the hill. With my cabbage.

I come back to life as a zombie and eat your brains. I claim the hill.

I throw 8 foot long fish at you. I claim the hill.