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TOO MANY WEAPONS *Slices bow in half with sword hands* *Throws Wii Remote at NP* Inv: Goddess Sword, (My hands are swords) [Also, where did you get a Goddess Sword, and what happened to your chicken? Did your chicken just inexplicably turn into a sword?]

(Why do you keep throwing swords? ...where do you keep getting all these swords?) *Explodes* S***, there goes my other hand. *Replaces other hand with sword* *Throws guitar at NP* Inv: Goddess Sword (Note: Both my hands are swords)

*Tried to catch that sword as well, but remembers I only have one hand.* *Replaces hand with sword* *Throws a chicken at NP* Inv: Goddess Sword (Also, my hand is a sword.)

*Tries to catch it, but it accidentally slices off my hand.* *Throws hand at NP; picks up sword* Inv: Goddess Sword

*Picks up red and blue orbs, and puts them in inventory* *Throws inventory at NP (Cy-AF2.0, empty Kragle tube, glue remover, treasure map, red and blue orbs)* Inv: N/A

*Dodges* *Throws the giant pillow, currently housing the invisible puppy and kitten, at NP* Inv:Cy-AF2.0, empty Kragle tube, glue remover, treasure map

*Cy-AF2.0 catches treasure map.* Wah...? C-could this be... a map to find glue remover!? *Cy-AF2.0 sets off to find glue remover.* *Comes back and unglues me.* Yeah---------------! *Throws Ultimate Chimera at NP* Inv:Cy-AF2.0, invisible puppy, giant pillow, invisible kitten, empty Kragle...

It was Cy-AF2.0 who went to the Grump room, obviously. And because you wrongly acused me, I shall reflect your acusation of of my plastic skin! *Acusation bounces back to you* *Cy-AF2.0 throws a Pigmask uniform at NP* Inv:Cy-AF2.0, invisible puppy, giant pillow, invisible kitten, empty...

That didn't help. Oh, and look at that, now I'm all wet. *Cy-AF2.0 catches empty Kragle tube.* *Leaves, goes to the Grump room, picks up Arin and throws him at NP* Inv:Cy-AF2.0, invisible puppy, giant pillow, invisible kitten, empty Kragle tube Current State: Glued in place.

Thanks. But I still can't catch anything. And you that sort of makes me incapable of building a spaceship... *Dice hit my face* Ow. *Cy-AF2.0 throws Kragle at NP so that if I get un-frozen I can't be frozen again.* Inv:Cy-AF2.0, invisible puppy, giant pillow, invisible kitten Current State...

Aw yeah. *Tries to shoot the NP another cool look but fails because my face is frozen.* *Cy-AF2.0 shoots the NP another cool look.* Inv:Cy-AF2.0, invisible puppy, giant pillow, invisible kitten Current State: Glued in place.

*Land fifty feet away from me* (Thinking) You know it's times like this that I wish I wasn't glued in place. *Cy-AF2.0 goes, picks up Japas, and throws her at NP* Inv:Cy-AF2.0, invisible puppy, giant pillow, invisible kitten Current State: Glued in place.

*Bad Cop comes back and decides to Kragle that too.* *Sharpedeo is glued to the ground.* *Cy-AF2.0 rips the Sharpedo off the ground and throws him at the NP* Inv:Cy-AF2.0, invisible puppy, giant pillow, invisible kitten Current State: Frozen

*Glue is too strong, breaks road roller* *Cy-AF2.0 throws road roller peices at NP* Inv:Cy-AF2.0, invisible puppy, giant pillow, invisible kitten Current State: Frozen

*T-Rex eats Cy-AF, leaving only crums* *Thinks to herself: "Crap. I could make another one, if I could only move..."* *Tries moving* *Falls over* *"Crap"* *Invisible Puppy rebuilds Cy-AF, now called Cy-AF2.0, and Cy-AF2.0 throws me at NP* Inv:Cy-AF2.0, invisible puppy, giant pillow, invisible...

"Isn't there also supposed to be a good cop?" "He got erased earlier in the movie." "Oh." *Bad Cop Kragles me* *Frozen in place, Cy-AF throws a wheel of cheese at NP* Inv:Cy-AF, invisible puppy, giant pillow, invisible kitten Current State: Frozen

*Kills princess peach* *Throws the universe at NP* Inv:Cy-AF, invisible puppy, giant pillow, invisible kitten

What is this!? *Ignores it and goes to look at shiny thing.* *Throws shiny thing at NP* Inv:Cy-AF, invisible puppy, giant pillow, invisible kitten

It's not a rocket ship, it's a spaceship. Two completly different things. Anyway, *Catches quarter* *Plays Pac-Man and gets really really far.* *Killscreen* *In rage, Throws Pac-Man cabinent at NP* Inv:Cy-AF, invisible puppy, giant pillow, invisible kitten

*Sets kitten on pillow next to puppy* If I could see them, it would be so cute right now. *Throws spaceship at NP* Inv:Cy-AF, invisible puppy, giant pillow, invisible kitten

*Catches cow* *Makes a steak* *Eats it* *Puts dirt in teacup, and plants a really fast growing plant* *Throws it at NP and watches as it consumes them* Inv:Cy-AF, invisible puppy, giant pillow

*Cy-AF catches it and gives it to the invisible puppy* *Creates a copy of Cy-AF named Cy-AF-2* *Throws Cy-AF-2 at NP* Inv: Dirt, Teacup, Cy-AF, invisible puppy, Giant pillow

*Destroys him by throwing the game reference at him, making both explode.* *Reataches AvatarFlygon's face to his head, clones a body for him, and makes him a Cyborg names Cy-AF.* *Throws the mannequin his face was on at NP.* Inv: Dirt, Teacup, Cy-AF, invisible puppy.

What could I do with this? It's not like I could look at it. Meh. *Throws a box of pizza at NP* Inv: Dirt, Teacup, AvatarFlygon's faceless head, a mannequin with AvatarFlygon's face on it, game reference, invisible puppy.

It seems Fig doesn't have a sense of humor... *Rimshot* *Catches manga.* *Eats it.* *Throws a chair it NP* Inv: Dirt, Teacup, AvatarFlygon's faceless head, a mannequin with AvatarFlygon's face on it, Game reference.

What am I supposed to do with this? *Throws two drums and a cymbal at NP* Inv: Dirt, Teacup, AvatarFlygon's faceless head, a mannequin with AvatarFlygon's face on it, Game reference.

*Takes the slice of toast, uses AvatarFlygon's DNA, and creates a toast-AvatarFlygon hybrid clone named Toast-AF_C* *Throws Toast-AF_C at NP* Inv: Dirt, Teacup, AvatarFlygon's faceless head, a mannequin with AvatarFlygon's face on it.

*Ignores Sirmat and throws Half-Life 3 at NP* Inv: Dirt, Teacup, AvatarFlygon's faceless head, a mannequin with AvatarFlygon's face on it.

*Stares off into space as it completly misses me* *Throws a kitten named Chhiiz at NP* Inv: Dirt, Teacup, AvatarFlygon's faceless head, a mannequin with AvatarFlygon's face on it.

Ah great, who pollluted the river with melted AvatarFlygon?! *Throws a pamphlet at NP* Inv: Dirt, Teacup, AvatarFlygon's faceless head, a mannequin with AvatarFlygon's face on it.

Aw man, another one? Meh. *Throws a Pokeball at NP* Inv: Dirt, Teacup, AvatarFlygon's faceless head, a mannequin with AvatarFlygon's face on it.

Cool. *Rips off AvatarFlygon's face and throws it at NP* Inv: Dirt, Teacup, AvatarFlygon's faceless disembodied head.

*Realizes that that makes no sense* *Turns into a monkey and dances to Gangam Stlye* *Throws cheese grater at NP* Inv: Dirt, Teacup

*Catches, takes out cream and puts it into the weird thing she is cooking* *Throws the Universe at NP* Inv: Dirt, Tea Cup.

*Catches it* *Throws Perry the Platypus at NP*

*...* *World explodes* *Throws exploded peices of world at NP*

*Gets caught* Aw, darn. How did you know I was a Raichu? *Throws a bowl of cheese at NP*

I get really scared and explode. My ghost comes back and throws a bear at NP.

*Watches stone bed land in front of me* *Decides to watch TV* *Flips through channels and sees Jersey Shore* *Screams in horror and throws TV at NP*

*Catches comic book an stares at it.* *Throws an insignifigant item at NP*

*Also swats bowser with a fly swatter so he ends up on the ground next to Obama* *Turns Obama into an action figure* *Throws Obama action figure to NP*

*Swats Obama with a fly swatter* *Throws a bottle of mayo at next poster*

*stands here in confusion of the pocket sand* *Throws a mint condition Copy of EarthBound, never opened, to the NP*