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Because hay is for horses, better for cows, people don't eat it 'cause they don't know how. Can I have a billion dollars?

Because everyone hates you. Why is blksdhsdfhuiwrhwerhe the sdgnisdhsfdhs of shufrhsdhuiehe?

Because the book is a demon and has stolen your soul. What is 1+1?

Because you aren't actually playing the game, THE GAME IS PLAYING YOU. Why am I a terrible singer?

Because it powers electric chainsaws so that undead serial killers can murder you with them. Why do these things always happen to me?

The ones that cause a nuclear explosion and subsequently start the zombie apocolypse. What is the pepper from 1906's favorite soap?

Because it wasn't a bad movie. WHY CAN'T I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

Because if it was blue then it wouldn't be red. What is love?

Becuz stupid man deside edjucayshon importint. Santa can see when you are sleeping, but can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

Because the almighty computer lord hates us. Why when man and lady naked kiss a baby?

42. Oh wait that's not a stupid answer. Uh... 24. Why?

Yes. Am I a person?

No. Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?

No, obviously not. Not at all. Nope. No-siree... Now tell me, are you a boy, or a girl?

Yes, but do they bring all the boys to the yard? :wynaut:?

Because a dog died in it. Why do Buffulo buffulo buffulo Buffulo buffulo?

I dunno, although I'm pretty sure it has to do with spaceships. Did you know that I don't actually care that much about spaceships?

A couple of what? Heros? 'Cause they do make a good couple of heros... Why the heck am I posting in this thread?

Neither. I prefer not to pick favorites when it comes to letters. Do you want to build a snowman?

fbnrl. Really?

Yes, because Farm=Bluberry Pie Spaceship?

An answer to a math problem. Why do people hate math(s)?

Forward! ...Hi?

Frostbite, probably. It is winter and all. What is love?

It's that, obviously. How does How howdy How?

Exactly. Why is Base Two also Base 10 yet it isn't Base Ten?

Woah.... Why should I follow the rules.

How am I supposed to know why fish have mouths? If I give a magical cheeseburger a bath before I calculate Pi in base 187, would it turn into a pizza delivery guy or would 16=Pickles?

No. *Perry Sounds*?

Not a number. I mean seriously, that's a completely different spelling! ...?

No, patrick, horse radish isn't an instrument either. Wut iz pokeymanz?

Because. hijrgjhbdgf?

Becauseduken. Why is the world explode?