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"Somebody just passed out next to me in Best Mangal, which made my order take longer to prep. The level of interest I have for this paralytic girl is 0%. It's hard to mask apathy in a confined space" a rant by my friend who cared only that he got his chicken shish

"Thanks for the food mum, it made me feel sick " - my sister

Drunk guy comes up to me and my friend and says something u intelligible. His friend: "Sorry. We're just trying to get from A to B but he can't find B"

I remember this conversation (aka rant) my friend was having about her dad and the amount of mugs and cups in their house and how there was too many and she tried to get rid of them. I don't remember the exact words but I remember it involved many f bombs and lots of crylaughing. If you're...

"What do they call a boy cow?" My sister, aged in her twenties "I thought plastic came from trees" this girl I went to school with during a science lesson Then there's the conversation that led to one of my oldest friendships, back when I was 11. Random girl approaches me "Lord of the Rings or...