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^ Yes, I've been keeping close tabs on you for quite some time. < :keese: v Is suspicious.

^ :O < :hmm: v ^^

^ Damn straight. < Is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and doesn't appreciate CSD's blasphemous comment :devil: v Likes spaghetti.

^ Umm...no. The answer, as everyone knows, is CyberMuffin. < Just took a dump. v Is about to take a dump.

^ Yes, I do! < hui shou zhongwen. v bu hui shou.

^ I do. < loves Jack Daniels........the barbecue sauce. v has classified information on the the lost city of Atlantis.

^ Hello. < is just making this post in order to see the shoutbox. v is probably doing the same.

^ I had it surgically removed. < prefers Pepsi over Coke. v likes Coke of another kind.

^ Let me show you on the dolly. < Can't stop watching the Olympics. v just got released from jail.

^ Tell me about it. < Wishes he had a pet monkey. v Thinks Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give you Up" is one of the greatest songs of all time.

^ What's health? < is reading a book. v doesn't know what a book is.

^ can grape me any day ;) < just realized how bad that sounds. v is currently ridding his/her unified field theory of infinities and has discovered that it is renormalizable.

^ has a cool username. < is being stalked by a monkey that lives in his closet. v is that monkey.

^ Once confessed to me that he is a prostitute. < Kills Great White Sharks with his bear hands. v smells like onions.

^ damn right. < is watching funny YouTube videos. v came from Outer Space.

^ is a cool guy. < is drinking an Orange Crush. v has gas.

^ is absolutely right...no kidding. < wishes it was still 2008. v has a glass eye.

^ is married to Wilma. < is watching Family Guy. v likes to dress up in medieval garb and say "Halt! Who goes there?"

^ doesn't like sleep. < likes lemonade. v has a pet monkey named "Zoolu" that robs banks.

^ Has a username related of one of the greatest cartoons of all time. < Likes Ben & Jerry's ice cream. v Has three nipples.