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Because 'Shnoz' is the French word for Butter. When elephants sit and fart, do they make the ground shake?

With scented markers, no. Why me?

Maybe. If humans were no longer alive, what animal do you think would evolve to become the next sentient intelligent being?

By whistling the theme song to dukes of hazard. Why does the answer always follow a question?

Maybe on Mayday? (I don't know how to answer this) xD What is the meaning of an answer?

Only on days that start with Y. (like yesterday) What is the name of your third cousin, spelled backwards and upside-down, when she/he visits Mars?

Do have you and guts in to the hat because why. How many fingers do toes have?

Because they're finger-likin' good. Where do monocles go to sleep?

Maybe... What would chairs look like if your knees were backwards?

With headphones on and the sound of dying children playing in their heads. Why do televisions pop and crackle with white noise when there's no signal?

Only if you eat it after you park in a park. How do spoons make noise?

Only if the competition is great! Why do Mothims grow upisodown underneath a frozen, sheet-like layer of elbow grease?

Maybe, but only if you let her post on your profile. Would the cat eat a cracker if the dog eats the cat?

A half-n'-half. (like the creamer) How many elephants can one man shove in his pants on Wednesdays?

Because you're in his whey. What time is it, when your boss tells you that tomorrow is 5 hours away, but you can't see inside the moon?

Then he would be good for your eyes. Could he dial a phone?

Maybe it is... What would happen if you fell down backwards while trying to climb the stairs with your face?

101011101011010 What does the sun look like when you're blind?

No, but I'm sure Mellow Ezlo would love some. Sloths do grow stuff on themselves. What is the answer to this question?

No, it means you should give me bacon!! (in all seriousness): -sama is a suffix for anybody who has great power or authority. (or just plain high-standing) And it's what you use to refer to a princess. (Akuhime means dark princess) I use it in my username simply because that's how OTHERS would...

ELEPHANT!!! How many eggplants does it take to pickle bacon?

When she is offered cookies she will. Will you be my friend?

Only during the daytime. What would chairs look like if your knees were backwards?

No I can not not. Can you Knot a not-knot?

No, I can not even. I'm at odds with the world. Is the next person to post, a fan of Noibat and Noivern? (Nat.Dex #714 & #715)

Traded 20 joy pendants to a teacher to get the deed Are you my mother?

I don't like them. >:C xD Does all your base are belong to us?

Because people like me leave for way too long! BUT!!! I've come back :D What would chairs look like if your knees were backwards?

Because aliens don't moon walk in Vegas. What can the dog say when he's flying in purple underwear?

No I am not, because my ducks grow in rows, not on television. Who can spell the number line backwards?

You let it roast in a dragon's butt for five minutes, then it comes to a slow broil, and then add your seasoning, and WALAH! Why can't I see.... what's in front of me? (Infected Mushroom reference)

Because I'm still a Zora and Hyrule hasn't flooded yet. What part of Belgium do waffles come from?

Because Jack Frost is a prick. What's the end of the world look like to blind people?

A tiny hat. What should Godzilla wear?

Because he was a mute. WHY did my computer have to crash tonight? .___.

As many as the roof can eat, as long as it's summer. What kind of dog does Axle the Beast have?

Exactly. What will YOU do, to prevent forest fires?

No. xP What is the meaning of all this?

Because you are actually Darmani What does Yeto's superb soup taste like?

There is no (enter DGN username here) only ZUUL! When does the next train leave for Hogwarts?

stoneples On what year, did the first black hole suck up a planet?

No, the only way you can, is if you were in two places at the same time, while doing impossible stunts both places. What is the square root of a Christmas Elf?

A beehive- in the butt. What's the last letter of the alphabet in reverse?

Because they were focused too much on the fate of the planet, and they forgot they are part of the planet, because they were too smart to have common sense. Why do we breathe oxygen?

Because that's the only way to find your long lost brother. Why does the sky reflect the water?

Because Bruce Lee is only a a bird on Wednesdays, and he likes to hid his birdness. How old is the land of Hyrule exactly?

Because PH is the highest degree in elephant schools, and they never forget, so they always get good grades, so they all earn their PH's Why am I watching Naruto on Adult Swim/Toonami right now?

Because the broth is so good that it eats itself. Why is the word "it" not allowed to show possession like normal words, in the English language? (meaning like Zora's Tunic..... compared to the word its....) (It's means "It-is") (sorry if I'm confusing)

Because the Gerudos invented it. Why does the moon always face us on one side, and never the other?

Because if you sleep at night, the Owl Lords will take away your Owl privileges. Why do Real Bomchus chase you down and pull a kamikaze? (If that's the right term)