I would play the part of the Prince Clown, and hog the bouncy house. Also i would invite all my friends and everyone i know
WWWYDI i was actually your neighbor?
After the initial little girl scream, i would attempt to run away but then be shot by a poison dart and continue to fall down a mountain.
(to chimey) WWWYDI you woke up and Danny Sexbang was IN your bed?
Since i'm lying in bed half-asleep atm, my reaction would be this:
"Hmm?" *turns head around to see you sitting on me(cuz i sleep on my stomach, fun fact)* "hm" *shrugs and goes back to sleep*
WWWYDI I ate all your pizza and pasta?
we would rule the world together with two iron fists and i would settle down and get married and leave the hard work to you but if you ever need me you can just call me
WWWYDI you had a super good talent but you couldn't show anyone?
It already did 6 months ago. It stranggely dissappeared so its the only explaination.
WWWYDI you were given a life supply of the worst food for your birthday?
i already do, fool. it's just too small haha that's why i never wear it.
WWWYDI a stranger came up to you and told you Zelda sucks and it's of the devil
well......
i would have some fun...
because i would be able to show my emotions without being judged. for reals yo
WWWYDI i told you literally everything you knew was a lie
well i've only lived here like one year so it wouldn't be that embarassing.
i would ask him to sneak me drugs ;)
jk
WWWYDI a ninja had been following right behind you your whole life?