Ha xD
Don't worry about it. There are names you can give Epona that are a lot more immature than PooStain. I've been meaning to call Epona by some of them, but I never got to doing it.
I was actually curious about that. When I beat Twilight Princess, I remembered those statues and wondered what would happen if Link was caught in the attack of one of those statues. That answered my curiosity. By the sound of it, Link was just hurt?
When I did the cannonball death, I was...
Yeah, I definitely tried this my first go through of the Snowpeak Ruins. And I hated the escort. I had no problem with the Bulbins, but the Kargarocs got so annoying. They didn't hit me, but they kept getting the horse off track.
This is probably on of the funniest things that has happened to me in Twilight Princess:
What about you guys? Anything funny happen to you when you were playing this game?