Hmmm.... Enter the gates of Hell and defeat Dark Chuck and you will win your delicious Death Pie. CAUTION: It's very hot... In fact, it's literally on fire.
Holy crap! Just who the heck am I?
The clowns, in all their sick sadism, hired someone to use the Death Note, in case you killed them...
Why can't I fall off a skyscraper and live, if the mercs in Mercenaries 2 can?
Because if you didn't, Chuck Norris would hack Zelda Dungeon, roundhouse kick the server, and ultimately destroy the ties of the universe which is this forum.
How come there isn't a place on the site for "Most Epic Posts Today"?
Because... well... umm... uhhh... because it's International Mother's Act Wierd Day. A secret holiday only celebrated by the most normal moms in the world.
Why can't Junior High football take place in Winter? It's too damn hot in all those pads.
Hiding behind Telma's Bar. It's where she keeps her "special" drinks that cost over 1,000,000 rupees. But since your pocket can only carry 600, no one can buy any.
If I put the giant's mask on a Cucco, can I ride it like a Chocobo?