I'd be all like "Gurl, you be fangirlin inside" and you'd be like "Heck yeah I am."
What would you do if there was a scene where Link hairflipped in slow motion after getting out of the water in the next Zelda game?
What would you do if you heard footsteps on your house's main floor in the middle of the night while you were trying to sleep, and you knew that you were the only one home at the time, and pretend you have no pets.
oh crap, my identity has been discovered. I'm going to have to break out my secret weapon. (ties you to a chair by the power of duct tape and starts playing the Barney theme song on repeat) have fun
What would you do if you found a Death Note?
I dunno, I don't have either of those. I'd probably just ignore it or something, but the only way I could tell is by purchasing it, anyway.
What would you do if you found out one of your video game consoles was a working time machine?