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*raise hand in threatening fashion* my shoes aren't shined and unless you want to spend the night picking your teeth out of the dryer you'll fill my bubble bath properly.

You didn't even buy me dinner yet!

You look very calculating right now, gold digging whore much?

I have only one ruble to give for you, my love. But according to the Bible that is more than all the rich men could pay for you. Do I win?

All this love flying around calls for an orgy! Plot Twist, we all date each other!

Yeah, man. That's some De Niro **** right there.

I've always believed Dank Meme Skills can make up for a rotten personality... ^_^'

<--Dis is a video of me. I look exactly like this only real life version

Man, admitting crushes is so not as bad as you make it sound. People do it with celebrities all the time. In most cases, it's just flattering. Maybe it in hail mary scenarios it luckily ends well or badly. Here, I'll go first: Deus -you're funny and you say things I agree with. I find that...

I DATE FOREVER. THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE REST OF YOU HAVE TO BE SERIAL MONOGAMISTS.

Wow, all these people saying they'd take bullets are really ruining the mood. It's just a good fun joke, guys. It's like you think dating is going to be forever. You can just go out once or twice. All you have to do is take this person with you to do things you were going to do anyway like...

Alright, well the clear first choice for me is Selenus. I'm not a lesbian, but I feel like that's the only real hang up I would have. We could be the best sexless marriage ever. We both like cats. We both like torturing DM. We both like all things nerdy. We both like many of the same shows...