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Coppa: Not quite yet! By Diamond City law, anyone charged with a crime but not formally arraigned shall not be jailed for more than sixty-four hours. You've got about half a day left, unless we can find a spare magistrate for the arraignment process... Coppa sighed. There was an old saying that...

At the police station, Wario is spotted by a Police Koopa. A Coppa, if you will. Coppa: Hey, is that Wario? He's been wanted for years, ever since he and that purple guy were seen committing petty vandalism a while back. And of course, the subsequent domestic terrorism... Coppa's eye twitches...

Wario panickedly looked around for Waluigi, but didn't see anything besides a conspicuous dumpster. Wario: Uh... You'll never take me alive! Get ready to tussle! Wario strikes several unintimidating poses before attempting a roundhouse kick with his stubby legs. He fails and flops over onto...

Wario: Listen here, bub! You don't wanna make an enemy of a-Wario! I'm one of the greatest superstars in all the land! I've thrown hands with the Shake King, the Black Jewel, Rudy the Clown and Terrormisu! Do you even lift? Because Wario lifts! Wario flexes, and then flips Insurance Toad's...

Wario tries to smile. He loathes the idea of being someone's lackey. But desperate times for desperate measures, and besides, it's not like Wario doesn't have a backup plan... Wario: Yeah, yeah, don't get too cocky, now. We've got to collect the insurance money for my house, first. To make...

Wario: Video games are what got us into this mess! I never should've put all of my eggs in that basket... hmm... Maybe we can start raising chickens! You know, I once had a pet chicken, before I met you. I think she's a dentist now. Hmmmm... maybe we should become dentists... Wario seems...

WARIO: It's simple! We shall find another house, and invoke Squatters' Rights! Wario laughs, though he has no idea how squatters' rights work, either.

This roleplay is just something I decided to do after a nice chat with @MightyMario. Anyone and everyone is free to join as they please! The year is 20XX. The video game industry has collapsed. In Diamond City, the indie game development studio known as WarioWare Incorporated has gone defunct...

That's the crazy part. I never could've imagined being part of any history. It doesn't feel like all that long ago, but that was five years. It really doesn't feel like that long, but on the internet that might as well be a century. I dunno, I guess I've just been in a sentimental mood lately.

It's kinda crazy to think about how long this thread's been going and how long I've been on this forum. My first post in this thread was Page 9, when I was 13. I never could've imagined it'd go on this long.

Imagine if someone complained about movie spoilers while watching the movie. Like, someone's watching Empire Strikes Back, and when they get to the "I am your father" scene, they're like, "DUDE, SPOILERS! C'MON, MAN!" and then they just complain for the rest of the movie about how the movie...

Unfortunately, no, I haven't. I'm gonna take another break from the game and give it another go in a few months probably. Thanks everyone!

Hey, gamers. I got back to playing Ocarina of Time again, which I apparently hadn't touched since December of 2023. I was kinda lost in the Water Temple, but thanks to ZeldaDungeon's guide, I was able to make it all the way to the Dark Link fight. I am now stuck on the Dark Link fight. I don't...

Alright I was gonna go into a lot of detail but TLDR I currently have no plans to finish this. Here's more or less what would've happened: Link would've ended up in the Gerudo Desert and joined up with a squad of Gerudo soldiers, who are told that Kakariko village has been conquered by Ganon...

Happy birthday!!!!!!

Is it alright if I join? I guess I could play Dr. Mario. Been a while since I've been in a traditional RP thread so I dunno

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I like feet too

Sounds really cool! I'm down

I was gonna leave it there, personally, but I imagined there'd be at least a little more. I was just getting my characters out of the way.

I wrote him really poorly, and I really shouldn't have introduced him in the first place. Writing Zerris' callout was cathartic, at least.

The only thing Zerris could hear over his own wailing and sobbing was the sound of military-grade vehicles parking and boots clomping onto the scene. "What the hell happened?" an old man of no younger than eighty-five asked as his wheelchair was rolled up next to Dr. Who. "Why's there a bear...

The Witch Doctor turned and raised his hands in surrender... only for beams of light to flash from those hands and disintegrate the rifle. "A futile distraction," the Witch Doctor smirked. "What do you think, Mr. Carne? Medium rare?" "Actually, I'm vegan," said Hector. Bob Fett suddenly...

Sorry, my bad. Okay, so, if I'm not mistaken, the new post order is Mighty, myself, OG, then Guinea?

I'm back! Sorry for the wait. Not gonna lie, completely stumped on where to go from here. I'm just gonna skip my turn this time around assuming the thread's even still alive

"NO, MOM!" Luz shouted, grabbing her mother's arm and dragging her away from the beast. Boskov gave chase, dragging Lola along the floor as the two Nocedas raced towards the broken window out of which Bob Fett had just leapt. Luz narrowly made it to the windowsill when Camila began to tug back...

It was great to have you here, OG. Thanks for sticking around for as long as you did! We really wouldn't be here without you.

I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THIS I'M SO SORRY *Vincent Carbanzo suddenly jumps up onto the counter.* Vincent Carbanzo: HELP, I'M HAVING A STROKE! *TO BE CONTINUED???*

Alfonso, having passed out on the floor due to shock from his TARDIS trip, woke up to a loud thud. It sounded as though someone had just driven a motorcycle directly into the TARDIS doors. Not wanting to disturb Munchie's epic gaming, Alfonso slowly got up and flipped a red switch. The interior...

I'm not very well versed in either, but I wouldn't be opposed Uhhh well maybe it's some kind of artificial cheese?

Take all the time you need! No rush!

Bob continued grasping for the gun that he just couldn't seem to reach. He finally looked down to try and find it, only for one of the soldiers to point one of their bigger guns at his head. Dr. Who stepped forward, holding out Bob's gun for one of the soldiers to take. "You shouldn't have shot...

"Go Fish," Dr. Who said definitively. "We're not playing Go Fish," Bob Fett grunted, waving his UNO cards in Dr. Who's face. Of course, this meant that Dr. Who knew what was in Bob's deck. "What's your story, Bob?" Dr. Who asked. "I don't suppose you'd happen to be a shop teacher?" "I was,"...

It's clear to me that the Nugeneran/Arconian plotline is winding down and headed towards a definitive climax, so I think now's a good time to take a quick survey. Do you like the format of the Round Robin Roleplay? Would you like to plot to continue, or would you prefer if it ended with this...

Alfonso was just like: :oops: In the veterinary clinic break room, Bob Fett (still fully geared up with his armor, mask, and backpack) had dozed off on the couch while the others were off doing their own thing. Camila, still very concerned by everything that was going on (and unaware that Bob...

My next post is going to be very large and very complicated. I'm gonna need to proofread it a few times and probably make a few alterations here and there but eventually I'll post it. Just added two paragraphs of vital context because nothing makes remotely any sense without it. If anyone has...

Alright here's my understanding of the current situation: Maxie hired Bob Fett to track down Slinger, framing Alfonso Maxie also lured Slinger to Wendy's to blow up his ship, using Alfonso Witch Doctor is following the Cayde clone The Cayde clone is at the very least under the influence of Dr...

"What!?" Zerris asked bluntly. "What's wrong!?" Luz ran up to Zerris, so she wouldn't have to shout (imagine the scene that would cause). "There was this strange guy who was saying 'victory is in my grasp' and then he walked in the general direction of this motel. Good thing this is the only...

I don't mean to be that guy but This is hella sus

Video game theft is a good business, I hear...

Zelda 2 with save states and rewind is honestly a really solid game. I should definitely get back to it when I find the time. I haven't really been playing many games lately, but when I do I try to avoid using save states just for a more authentic experience. But there always comes a time where...

"Sounds like a plan," Slinger said, totally planning to sell out Alfonso and as many of his accomplices as possible when he revealed his true loyalties. "I'm gonna call the Institute real quick. Be right back." Slinger then turned and shuffled back to his invisible speeder, where he'd left his...

Always gotta follow the dollar. That's my theory. I'll start writing my bit before long. Hopefully I can start to piece this puzzle together.

You're not messing up anything! It's all good. Here's the story as I understand it: Maxie and Slinger have history Slinger and Alfonso also have history and have been working together all along Slinger is a hired minion of the Lion (Aericole), the Witch (Meaugradna), the Doctor (a clone of...

"AFTER THAT CAR!" Slinger shouted, but by then it was too late. Maxie, Alfonso and Munchie were already well beyond the limits of the city zoo. Whereas Cayde, Zerris, and the clone had ran in the direction of the jungle, if they had just turned around and gone the other way, they'd already be at...

Munchie narrowly avoided being trampled (or seen) by the Lion, who trundled by carrying what appeared to be an unconscious young man. He continued on, following Slinger to the main control room. The Witch was with him. "It is probably of use to know that the Filer Institute began firing on us...