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Waking up at 7 PM because I stayed up too late a couple days ago. Every single time I get back to a reasonable schedule I just kill it again. Why do I do this to myself?

Math homework that says it has X amount of questions, only for each question to have 5 different parts. If you want to give me 100 questions, just say it’s 100 questions. Stop trying to give me hope by telling me its only 20.

I think I might have a fever, but mom hid the thermometer around somewhere and yelled at me for waking her up to try to figure out where it is. It’s not my fault that you moved around the medicine stuff to make room for a bunch of Christmas crap that you’re just going to remove tomorrow.

So an update, I took my car to another shop to get it fixed, and just got it back. They told me that they found another 3 things wrong with it and fixing it would run me over $1k. Literally none of these things were problems until recently because I had just got it checked a few months ago...

Took my car to get some new tires, and 5 minutes after I leave the automotive section at Walmart I get an announcement to come back. Apparently as they were taking my car in the cable bearing on the shift busted, so now I can’t take my car out of park. They put some Zip ties on it which will...

There is a special place in Hell for any used video game store that does this. I want this game to look good on a shelf dammit, and your ugly eyesore of a sticker is completely unnecessary. It’s bad enough when someone puts the sticker on the case itself instead of on top of a new sleeve like...

That feeling is always horrible, especially since you know that they’re gonna act like it’s your fault when it’s clearly theirs.

Bruh, Ceaser? You’re really gonna chose a salad dressing as the president of your made up country?

You should try to play along with it next time, see how long you can waste their time.

Exactly what Mikey said. The fact that you care so much about the things you love has completely changed my outlook on multiple topics for the better. I’d hate for that to go away.

I finally got around to trying out the copy of Kirby Air ride I spent $70 on about a month ago, and it turns out it’s all scratched up. Furthermore, they said I can’t return it because it’s been a month. Now I have to spend an extra $15 on fixing it.

4 weeks ago on Monday I get to work, and about an hour in to my shift I’m told that our preventative maintenance was that day for that week only. Of course nobody bothered to tell me beforehand so I’m an hour behind on a day I’m only working for 4 hours. Then the next week I come in on...

My mom and sister just love to tell me to do stuff while I’m sleeping, and then get mad at me later for not doing it.

Yeah pretty much. however after I was about 3/4 of the way done one of the other troubleshooters came and offered to help out, and to him at the very least I am grateful.

So at work we spray the inside of tires before they go into the mold with a chemical that needs to be filtered first. Every day we clean the filter 4 times in a sink, and pump the waste from the vat that the drain leads to into containers that we get forklifts to carry to narnia or something...

My boss decided that our entire shop deserved to go to a Chinese buffet for lunch on company money, so he said we’d leave at 11:30. It’s also company policy that the fire watch is supposed to wait 30 minutes after a welding job is done to make sure nothing catches while it’s cooling down. I...

I’ve said already that our winter shutdown started on the 26th, so that was nice. So I’m already in a bad mood when I get there, and I look at the list of jobs to see they have planned for me today: thePlinko- Just look at a guy weld for like a half an hour lol. Really? One job? One...

I get a holiday ham from work every year. Or at least I’m supposed to. We got an email at 4:03 PM Friday, saying that we were supposed to pick it up on Sunday. 4:03 PM. As in, a half an hour after a good chunk of employees leave for the weekend. Including myself. Thanks guys.

My boss walked up to me and told me that I had running inspections that were long overdue. Now I stay on top of my running inspections, making sure that they are done relatively early, so this was news to me. Apparently, someone else didn’t do a couple of their running inspections that were...

I just found out that one of the last classes I have to take to finish my degree and go full time isn’t being offered until next summer. So because of the college’s incompetence and admittedly a little bit of my own my 2 year long internship is taking 3 years

Can’t wait until you see the final boss

I feel like we have before, but nobody’s bothered to let anyone know. Plus, nobody is willing to pay like $20 for a bunch of drinks nobody wants.

The vending machine at work gives you the wrong drink, and despite being hot and thirsty, I refuse to be given another diet green tea when I payed for a Dr.Pepper. This has been going on for over a year, and nobody has done a thing to fix it. Usually I just go to the break room a little further...

Well yeah, but independent locations have different times on the website

Fast food restaurants that say their times online, only to have a piece of paper on the menu saying that they close an hour earlier now. like dude, shouldn’t the more easily viewed place be the first thing you update?

while I was at work my dog tore into the pack of beef jerky I had in my room. Thank God she didn’t eat the moister packet, but I’m still annoyed with her.

To the person driving the white Toyota Tacoma in front of me on the interstate: I wish you nothing but minor inconvenience for the rest of your day.

So I started the new semester, and it turns out my schedule is all screwed up. My degree requires me to take either English 101 or English 160, not both. I’ve already passed 101, and guess what? They’re making me take 160. The director of the program I’m in told me specifically that I’m not...

Not when you’re trying to learn a specific subject they aren’t.

I live a half an hour away from class. It took me an hour to get there because of traffic on the 2nd road on the route. On top of that my professor is the living example of the “old person goes on a storytelling tangent” stereotype.

I went to they eye doctor the other day, and I was super excited that they got a new special camera that allowed them to look in my eyes without those awful eye drops to dilate them unfortunately the doctor found something in the back of my eye and referred me somewhere else, where they...

I left my wallet at home.

I had class today. I got an email with a zoom link, but these classes are in person and they never said anything about moving it to being online. I ask my friend if the classes were in person today and he said yes. I make the 30 minute drive to class only to find out that my friend misread my...

I have a class in college that only meets on Monday’s. This past Monday was a national holiday so we didn’t meet. I am 99% positive that the teacher said we didn’t have any homework this week. So imagine my surprise when I get an email saying I have 5 homework assignments due tonight. My...

For the past few months my mom and sister have been keeping the news on during dinner, and they yell at me when I ask to change it. Every single time this happens, there’s a news story that comes on that makes me complain. Then they scream at me for having an opinion. I’m sorry but if you don’t...

My mom is angry at me for not doing something she told me to do while I was sleeping. Had I known to do this before I made plans I wouldn’t have made said plans. She’s one of those people who use “gaslighting” as an insult to people who point out anything they did wrong. I even attempted to do...

I got an email from PayPal trying to confirm a purchase on some Brazilian twitch channel. I don’t know of any Brazilian Twitch channels, and cannot speak Portuguese. I emailed them with an appeal, and the said that the purchase was somehow authorized. I email them back and they insist it was...

One of my biggest pet peeves is when people specifically turn something on the TV because everyone really likes it, only to immediately have a conversation or some crap while you’re trying to watch.

I swear the train usually doesn’t come at this time. Now I’m late because of it. also if I never have to pull a pallet jack ever again I’d die a happy man.

Murphy’s Law is being itself again

I’ve been having so much car trouble recently, and it’s all because of the stupid battery. also I went out to eat with some friends yesterday and I was driving, my friend said he’d pay for the parking meter with an app he has that lets him add time whenever. We eat, come back about an hour...

I just got pulled over for a law nobody ever abides by. It just so happened to be me that got punished for it.

and then it goes away with me doing close to nothing to resolve it. What the hell body?

I just randomly started feeling like crap at work.

I set up not one, not two, but seven alarms on my phone to wake me up in the morning. Not a single one woke me up. Why are these alarms so God damn quiet? On top of that, In my panic to get ready I forgot that I had work today and not school. I’m 45 minutes late because of apples stupid alarms...

my friend plays that game. This could be a blessing in disguise for you, as the game is one of the worst examples of a gacha game out there. It’s so bad that even the Japanese market, people who generally like gacha games, are complaining over it.

I was perfectly happy with my old phone. My IPhone 6s was fine. I didn’t need an upgrade. But no, my mom insisted on upgrading me. Now I’m not necessarily complaining over this, though I was using my phone when she took it from me and spent the next hour or so backing up data which was...

I swear, everything in this plant is designed to get in my way specifically when I’m using a pallet jack

I went to my car to grab my phone charger. This is about a 10 minute walk. I get to my car, respond to a discord message, and start walking back. It’s about 5 minutes later that I realize I forgot to actually grab my charger. :fpalm: