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  1. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Walter Carbanzo: Oh, yes. I'm Walter Carbanzo, private mercenary. I don't think we've directly met before. The version of me from this universe died fighting Wart in the Gap Between Dimensions.
  2. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    *Walter spins around, his plan having succeeded.* Walter Carbanzo: Well, I don't have anywhere else to go! I am legally homeless at the moment...
  3. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Walter Carbanzo: Well, I should probably go now... *Walter turns away, trying to look sad and pathetic.*
  4. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Walter Carbanzo: You won't believe it... it was Benjamin Harrison, twenty-third President of the United States. *Suspenseful music plays.*
  5. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Walter Carbanzo: Yes. If I didn't, he'd already be here. His apprentice did most of the work.
  6. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Walter Carbanzo: All I have to work with is what he monologued to me right before I destroyed the controls to his dimension-hopping machine. He rambled about how it'd take a month to fix, and how he and his new apprentice spent so much money building... it's not as though my explosives could've...
  7. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Walter Carbanzo: That's the thing. I have no idea! I'm not a master planner like my brother was. I may have studied the multiverse like with Vincent, but I never applied my knowledge to anything before the Nightmare Fleet...
  8. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Walter Carbanzo: It was my greatest mistake, trusting him... Well, anyways, as we speak, he's trapped in a sort of temporal whirlpool in outer space. He's been in there for three months, but for him it's been barely three hours. *Walter pauses for a moment, trying to figure out how to properly...
  9. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Walter Carbanzo: Well, there's no time like the present. Have you heard that Wart's illegitimate brother Mart has assumed leadership of an entire planet and has declared you his number one enemy or whatever?
  10. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Walter Carbanzo: Well, would you prefer that I explain everything to you now or later? *Walter seems a bit uncomfortable and very exhausted.*
  11. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Walter Carbanzo: It is a tad time-sensitive, but I don't wish to be a bother. Do you have any further plans for the evening?
  12. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    *Walter can't help but smile. He decided not to ruin the moment. Unfortunately, he was here for business.* Walter Carbanzo: I envy you, Siy...
  13. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    *Walter sees Cayde and Siy. He approaches them, coughing.* Walter Carbanzo: Ahem... Cayde, Siy... uh, nice to see you two again... *Walter hopes that his posthumous presence isn't too shocking.*
  14. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    *Mart looked down at the rather unpleasant wound. Crono fainted and returned to lying on the ground.* Theodoric Thiefighter: No! This can't be happening! Mart: On your feet, man! Take these mad fools to the brig! Doug Moblinn: You mean the holding cell for unruly casino guests? Theodoric...
  15. AwdryFan1997

    You're telling me "irrelevate" isn't a real verb?

    You're telling me "irrelevate" isn't a real verb?
  16. AwdryFan1997

    Doing some casual streaming: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoKGwkvvGdg

    Doing some casual streaming: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoKGwkvvGdg
  17. AwdryFan1997

    Happy birthday, man!

    Happy birthday, man!
  18. AwdryFan1997

    I'll never be able to unhear it.

    I'll never be able to unhear it.
  19. AwdryFan1997

    Which Song Are You Currently Listening To?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saEpkcVi1d4 When the world needed them most, they returned.
  20. AwdryFan1997

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    99% of what I posted in the past is cringe. EDIT: *and present
  21. AwdryFan1997

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    It's hardly bad at all. I'm still not sure if I'd recommend it to anyone, but I'll save my thoughts for my sleep-deprived video analysis.
  22. AwdryFan1997

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    My Chrono Cross playthrough has devolved into using HellSoul, loading savestate, repeat. I will eventually win. I do not plan on sleeping tonight.
  23. AwdryFan1997

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    I've basically forgotten half of what I've written there.
  24. AwdryFan1997

    Yes. I have no idea if it works or not, but it was definitely in the woods and it is now in my...

    Yes. I have no idea if it works or not, but it was definitely in the woods and it is now in my possession. I intend to clean it.
  25. AwdryFan1997

    I just found an Atari Flashback in the woods.

    I just found an Atari Flashback in the woods.
  26. AwdryFan1997

    Future Plans: - Chrono Cross video coming around April 1st; not a joke - Next livestream TBD -...

    Future Plans: - Chrono Cross video coming around April 1st; not a joke - Next livestream TBD - Considering switching to GIMP for Megacomic; would appreciate feedback - After the Cross video I will begin scripting four whole chapters of Megacomic, since I've had them planned out in my head for a...
  27. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    I'm genuinely surprised by how that went. One vote, and he lived. So, I'm working on a special big project for the rest of the week, and so I won't be able to continue the lore until then. If anyone happens to cast an additional vote, I'll consider counting it. Interactive experiences are...
  28. AwdryFan1997

    BP voting ends today, for those unaware.

    BP voting ends today, for those unaware.
  29. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    *Mart stood up from his chair with satisfaction, a sinister grin etched into his face.* Mart: I'd say we've come to a quite acceptable agreement here, gentlemen. Theodoric Thiefighter: Your Majesty, what is this... "propaganda victory" that you say you have achieved here? Mart: I shall teach...
  30. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Benjamin Harrison: I am the poser that he speaks of.
  31. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Doug Moblinn: As I recall, the twenty-third President was Benjamin Harrison. Did you... time travel? Chancellor of Guardia: Oh no, not more of that...
  32. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Mart: Well, you just showed up here during our meeting with our fellow leaders of the IPCF. Allow me to introduce you to King Guardia XXXIII of, uh, Guardia, and Douglas Moblinn, Acting President of the IPCF. Oh, right, the IPCF is the Intergalactic Planetary Coalition of Fiction, in case you...
  33. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    *Mart turned off his lightsaber and smiled.* Mart: Welcome to the Gaian Empire, General. My associate here, Major-General Theodoric Thiefighter, will be glad to educate you on our military practices. Theodoric Thiefighter: Ah, yes, of course, Your Imperial Majesty. Uh, well, there's not really...
  34. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Mart: Well, it would put an end to the unnatural selection of individuals and restore balance to humanity. Everyone will be equal...ly oppressed by my regime *cough* Ahem, sorry. Yes, I'd say that we'd live in a very consistent society after my plans are completed.
  35. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Mart: And I'm a former Jedi Knight, a former Viceroy of Wart's territories, and a former grocery store clerk. I've seen my fair share of bizarre world events. The L.U.C.I.N.A. Project was a barbaric scheme to create genetically-enhanced swordfighters using the DNA of Yukon's son, Marth, who was...
  36. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Mart: Well, Kooploz isn't here, and I'm certain Douggie here won't let slip any details of his whereabouts. ShyHo mysteriously disappeared about a year ago and hasn't been seen since, and Yukon's been dead for close to thirty-four years now. I appreciate your offer, but... *Mart ponders this...
  37. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Mart: It could be Kooploz or ShyHo or Yukon Cornelius. But I certainly don't need any help in liberating myself. Theodoric Thiefighter: You... you don't?
  38. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    Theodoric Thiefighter: Not me! *Thiefighter ducked and covered. Mart ignited his lightsaber.* Mart: I hate everyone else in this room. I'm certain whoever you're here to assassinate, we can make a deal. King Guardia XXXIII: Here we go again...
  39. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    In case anyone's wondering why I haven't posted lately, the invasion of Ukraine really dampened my enthusiasm about the Mart arc =15 February 2022 - Neo Bowser City= *Frederick Kooploz entered his office in the Kooploz Enterprises HQ in a huff. Army followed him, in a hurry.* Frederick...
  40. AwdryFan1997

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    The pigs are going to war.
  41. AwdryFan1997

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    https://zeldadungeon.net/forum/threads/boos-pizza.69471/page-222#post-1262385 Here's the post for full context. The Final Fantasy stuff being separate from the Prime Universe was retconned, obviously.
  42. AwdryFan1997

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    I didn't choose it. Dark Boo made that decision. I never asked him why.
  43. AwdryFan1997

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    Yeah. If I even wrote it, it was lost with the rest of the OG version of Mart's coronation speech yes Goro the iceberg just got deeper
  44. AwdryFan1997

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    It's beginning to dawn on me that I Mandela-Effected an entire Boo's Pizza II post that was crucial to the lore and now I have to actually cover its events for real and its gonna take so long
  45. AwdryFan1997

    What Are You Watching Currently?

    Alright, got done with the final episode. Again, I have no idea how anyone could dislike the show. I understand that the title may have been misleading given the prominent role of , but it's still a good show. Now that apparently Ashoka Tano's getting her own spinoff series, I'm going to assume...
  46. AwdryFan1997

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4k-JFXi-YI Reading Boo's Pizza II live; feel free to watch if...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4k-JFXi-YI Reading Boo's Pizza II live; feel free to watch if you so desire.
  47. AwdryFan1997

    What Are You Watching Currently?

    Just finished watching Episode Six of The Book of Boba Fett. Honestly don't understand all the hate. Great show. I haven't seen much of Clone Wars, so I'm assuming Can't wait for the finale!
  48. AwdryFan1997

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    Just rewrote a post about a resurrected frog taking over a planet and declaring war on anime
  49. AwdryFan1997

    Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo

    =15 FEBRUARY 2021 - ALEXANDRIA CITY= *Mart's first order as uncrowned Emperor was to renovate the town square (I wasted several minutes researching Final Fantasy lore for this). Most of the surrounding buildings had been demolished, and their inhabitants were "employed" to construct a massive...
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