There is a weird person I know named Chapin.
He likes to correct grammar, as do I.
One day I named him Smeagol, and then Chappy.
He hates to be called Chappy, but it’s funny.
Today, he has beaten me with a spiked glove and hit me with a nail.
Too bad I had a flail and his nail. :3
Why so serious Chappy?