Hades: "I can't believe this guy! I throw everything I've got at him, and it doesn't even...What... are... those?"
Pain: "Um, I don't know. I-I thought they looked kinda dashing..."
Hades: "I've got 24 hours to get rid of this... bozo, or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, and YOU ARE WEARING HIS MERCHANDISE?"
*Slurp*
Panic: "[chuckles nervously] Thirsty?"
*Hades screams, and blows up a volcano* - Hercules
Panic: "'Hercules.' Why does that name ring a bell?"
Pain: "I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money?"
Panic: "Wait, wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to...?"
Panic & Pain: "Oh, my Gods!"
Pain: "Run for it!"
Hades: "So you took care of him, huh? "Dead as a doornail." Weren't those your exact words?"
Pain: "This might be a different Hercules!"
Panic: Yeah. I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays."
Pain: Remember like a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason and the girls were all named Britney?"
Hades: "I'm about to rearrange the cosmos... and the one schlemiel who can louse it up... is waltzing around IN THE WOODS"