AT THIS MOMENT LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I RECIPROCATE THIS LOVE WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING[noparse]Austin <3[/noparse]: AT THIS MOMENT I WOULD LIKE TO DECLARE MY ETERNAL AND EVERLASTING LOVE FOR YOU XINN
[10:45:41 PM] Destiny: omg guys this one question has a denominator on the bottom
[10:45:44 PM] Destiny: what do i do
[10:45:47 PM] Destiny: Destiny panic
kinked~[noparse][7:22:10 PM] Austin <3: KINK THAT[/noparse]
Originally posted by Fi:
I can only ascertain with 40% accuracy that this person is a plant.
Originally said by Austin, in a voice chat, having a hysterical breakdown...:
ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS BUY A $13 BLUETOOTH DONGLE ;_;
[5:14:40 AM] capt.jesse: does anyone have any idea how much a bluetooth dongle costs?
[12:30:54 PM] Austin: $13
Originally posted by Austin, in a poor posting quality warning:
Hi! I have no idea what you're trying to say here!
Meanwhile, in the IRC...
Austin was booted from #ZeldaDungeon by Austin (will this work)
[12:41:38 PM] Austin <3: thought my professor was like
[12:41:43 PM] Austin <3: an error message window on my computer
[12:41:49 PM] Austin <3: tried to exit out of him
[12:41:52 PM] Austin <3: don't ask how that works[/noparse]
[noparse][5:56:18 PM] Xinn: So Austin refuses to remove his sweater from his head
[5:56:21 PM] Xinn: help
[5:56:53 PM] Austin <3: a;; sjhe jas top dp os ca;; ,e sweater,am
[5:56:55 PM] Austin <3: os tjat sp ,icj tp asl
[5:57:17 PM] Austin <3: shut up[ xomndo
[5:57:18 PM] Austin <3: O
[5:57:19 PM] Austin <3: , tryomg
[5:57:27 PM] Austin <3: IIt's hard to tyype when you have a sweater over your head
[5:57:28 PM] Austin <3: anyway
[5:57:32 PM] Austin <3: All she has to do is call me sweaterman
[5:57:47 PM] Austin <3: is that so muich to ask
[5:58:10 PM] Stefan (DuckNoises): Compromise and call him Sweaterboy
[5:58:14 PM] Austin <3: no
[5:58:16 PM] Austin <3: that doesn't count
[5:58:19 PM] Austin <3: it must be wsweatmand
[5:59:01 PM] Stefan (DuckNoises): If she can pronounce that
[noparse][3:07:58 PM] Austin <3: Yeah
[3:08:04 PM] Austin <3: you'll p much
[3:08:05 PM] Austin <3: detinitely
[3:08:06 PM] Austin <3: duck
[3:08:07 PM] Austin <3: askfd
[3:08:08 PM] Austin <3: asjdifmkagfh
[3:08:08 PM] Austin <3: sdfokl
[3:08:09 PM] Austin <3: afdgjin hgadgf;l,
[3:08:10 PM] Austin <3: dasfjkmnadsf
[3:08:10 PM] Austin <3: [ajdsnf
[3:08:11 PM] Austin <3: [p
[3:08:14 PM] Xinn: words
[3:08:17 PM] Austin <3: no f*ck you[/noparse]
[1:47:07 PM] Your God, Austin: at least I don't think I'm a God
[noparse][2:05:23 PM] Austin <3:
[14:04:46.380] ReferenceError: d*cks is not defined
[14:04:55.199] no d*cks?
[14:04:55.205] SyntaxError: missing ; before statement
[14:05:01.077] SyntaxError: syntax error
[14:05:05.183] Oh, I see.
[14:05:05.189] SyntaxError: missing ; before statement
[14:05:10.639] ;Oh, I see
[14:05:10.646] SyntaxError: missing ; before statement
[14:05:13.695] f*ck you
[14:05:13.701] SyntaxError: missing ; before statement
[2:05:29 PM] Austin <3: why do I try to talk to my browser[/noparse]
[noparse][8:26:01 PM] Austin <3: I'd rathern ot be killerd
[8:26:05 PM] Austin <3: oh god what
[8:26:15 PM] Austin <3: I APPEAR TO BE SPEAKING NORWEGIAN[/noparse]
[2:53:54 PM] Austin [noparse]<3[/noparse]:IMAGINARY HEEALTH PROBLEMS
Austin - Today 12:31 AM
Red Bull . Chocolate. Bananas and watermelons . Elephants. Trunk . Slap. Blow . Handcuffs. Moon . Swear. Scotty . Conservatives. Dance . God-fearing. Censored . Topic. Toad .
[12:19:03 AM] Austin: KNOW THAT ALBERTA DOESN'T EXIST AS A FUCT
[6:19:44 PM] Austin: GIVE US OUR PUERTO RICAN PEDOPHILE BACK
[9:59:58 PM] Austin: HONDA SHIBIKU SURVIVED DRIVING BEING OFF CLIFF
[11:49:35 AM] Austin: Xinn called me a poof!
[11:49:36 AM] Austin: =(
Originally shouted by Destiny in a late night voice call:
I SMELL LIKE A FRENCH PERSON
[4:16:41 PM] Destiny-chan~: I've never seen an almond with nipples
[10:45:09 PM] Destiny: noodle
[10:45:10 PM] Destiny: sh*t
[5:36:56 PM] Destiny: whadda fuq man
[7:07:27 PM] Destiny: penisis grow?
[7:08:05 PM] Destiny: I thought they were just like inside or something
[noparse][5:20:31 PM] Austin <3: Who thinks I'm better than beep
[5:20:33 PM] Nicole: me
[5:20:36 PM] Xinn: me
[5:20:37 PM] Athenian200: I think you all suck.[/noparse]
[2:17:12 PM] Mases: David is officially the Josh when it comes to FOrums/Wiki
[3:09:15 PM] Josh: Your use of the word Josh is not appreciated, sir
[3:11:23 PM] Mases: You are right Josh
[3:11:35 PM] Mases: David doesn't mess up consistantly enough to warrant the use of Josh
[3/27/2011 9:27:20 PM] Zenox: operating system?
[3/27/2011 9:27:27 PM] Nicole (SoL): Toshiba?
[3:41:25 PM] Nicole: fix me please Xinn
[3:41:47 PM] Xinn: I'd love to fix you Nicole
[3:41:55 PM] Nicole: thanks :>
[8:14:58 PM] Wyatt: but yea I like what Locke said about the counter and whatnot
[8:15:06 PM] Locke: I don't
[8:15:11 PM] Wyatt: Waaat
[10:27:29 PM] Zenox: Sry
[10:27:34 PM] Zenox: Mom thinks pesos
[12:12:51 AM] Zenox: FINGERING
[12:12:53 AM] Zenox: DAVID
[12:22:21 AM] Erebea: IS [censored] INNAPROPRO FOR ZD
[9:36:35 PM] Destiny: Do I look like Austin you you?
[5:38:17 PM] Wyatt: Axle
[5:38:21 PM] Wyatt: :*
[5:38:21 PM] Erebea: :*
[9:55:57 PM] Stefan (DuckNoises): Xinn, you sound like an angry accordion
[10:26:35 PM] Stefan (DuckNoises): Imagine how Austin would have to get his kicks thirty years ago...
[10:26:39 PM] Stefan (DuckNoises): Actually, don't.
[10:26:42 PM] Stefan (DuckNoises): Definitely do not.
[10:26:53 PM] Stefan (DuckNoises): OH GOD
[11:02:02 PM] Stefan (DuckNoises): With Starburst
[11:02:14 PM] Stefan (DuckNoises): It's so hard to avoid the temptation to swallow
[11:02:43 PM] Slaye Angel: that's what she said
[1:42:56 PM] Stefan (DuckNoises): Never heard someone say herp derp dee derp?
[6:25:46 PM] Stefan (DuckNoises): TP is the video game incarnation of an asian child telling their parents they want to be in interpretive dance.
[9/13/2011 5:54:25 PM] Stefan (DuckNoises): THAT'S RIGHT B****ES, I CARE ABOUT PAINTING NAILS
[12:03:35 AM] DuckNoises: I'm going to go wash my face
[12:03:43 AM] DuckNoises: But first, I have a question about asian acne
[12:04:06 AM] DuckNoises: Why does it always seem to be concave?
Txt convos between me and Austin:[11:08:13 PM] Stefan (DuckNoises): I have a midterm tomorrow. I've pretty much accepted that it's going to sodomize me, just like everyone else
[11:08:21 PM] Stefan (DuckNoises): Wait
[11:08:27 PM] Stefan (DuckNoises): That was phrased REALLY badly
Austin: CHEST TUMORS 5:22 PM
Me: HOW IS THAT SEXUAL 5:39 PM
Austin: I MEANT BREASTS 5:41 PM
Me: HOLY S*** I HAVE TUMORS?!?! ...GLAD THEY ARE SMALL 5:42 PM
Austin: ME TOO 5:45 PM
Me: WAIT, ARE YOU SAYING YOU ARE ALSO GLAD I HAVE SMALL TUMORS, OR ARE YOU SAYING YOU HAVE SMALL TUMORS TOO? BECAUSE THAT'S SCARY. 5:48 PM
Austin: WARRANTY 5:49 PM
Me: Hi 2:55 PM
Austin: SIIIIIIICKS 2:55 PM
[noparse][3:50:04 PM] Kitsu: no a stynax eorr
[3:50:06 PM] Kitsu: rorror
[3:50:08 PM] Kitsu: error
[3:50:09 PM] Kitsu: **** it
[3:50:58 PM] Austin <3: the RORROR[/noparse]
[noparse][11:41:27 PM] Destiny-chan~:
Xindi argues the hypothesis. A horrific fabric completes Xindi around a par tomato. Xindi swears. Xindi suppresses Austin. Austin sustains Xindi before a release. Xindi bothers Austin inside the plastic finger.[/noparse]
[noparse][11:42:37 PM] Destiny-chan~:
Austin fingers Xindi on top of an archaic manner. Austin volunteers after Xindi. Why does the hollow coach crash into Xindi? Why won't the drastic anagram jam over Xindi?[/noparse]
[noparse][7:18:51 PM] Austin <3: I'll **** them both stupid.
[7:18:54 PM] Austin <3: Leave it to me.
[7:18:54 PM] Wyatt: this is really uncomfortable[/noparse]
[noparse][12:42:13 AM] Destiny-chan~: omg she's putting flying butts into austins bunny's face
[12:43:05 AM] Destiny-chan~: Austin protect your bunny face from Xinn's flying butts[/noparse]