Everything possible to believe has a grain of truth.
It's my greatest fault, splashing wisdom all over people. It dries quickly though, so it doesn't leave any stains.
The best cure for melancholy is a full stomach.
The best wizards always look like accountants.
All problems can be solved by violence. If it doesn't work, you're simply not using enough.
Ask not what fun does for you. Ask rather what you do for fun.
This is Sparta desu.
Yes, that's an actual quote. I found it in a book.
You don’t leave the things nailed down. You take what they’re nailed to with you.
Villain, I have done thy mother.
That's a Shakespeare quote. It's from Titus Andronicus
, and I'm pretty sure that the exchange it was in was the best thing Shakespeare ever wrote.