Recent content by Wielder of Aegis

^ Can't breathe. < Doesn't need to breathe. v Knows the proper spelling of Caracalla?

Geez, I haven't played Pokemon in so long. I was never that good at it. In Emerald, I ended up fight the Elite Four with a Lv. 75 starter, a Lv. 27 Swellow, and Lv 10 everything else. I only beat them through sheer dumb luck. Still Emerald was always my favorite growing up. So if I had to...

Granted, but it's sentient and it eats your brain. I wish for three more wishes.

Granted but- HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG! I wish I hadn't killed that fish...

Yes, lots of 5318008. 5318008 and 1134. Why are ponies so wonderful?

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I tried lucid dreaming once (to see if I could dream about my fictional wife), but it didn't work. I guess it's not that simple...

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^ HOW DID YOU KNOW?! (and brony for the record) <Has blue hair. v Has normal hair?

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? Um....cause...that's alright if you do................................. Why is there a jar of red stuff in my fridge labeled "Not For Baby Zebras?"

^ Is trolling < Likes ponies. :P v Has toes

Yes, I have. It's excruciatingly painful. HAVE YOU ANY SCUBA GEAR?

I ate a leaf two weeks ago. It might be slow acting poison. My guidance counselor eats Ken Burns documentaries with ketchup and medicine balls.

Is greater than or equal to the square root of 9 times 6 minus 3.