The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
You can always count on Americans to do the right thing, after we do everything else.
Never argue with an idiot. I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with experience.
One cries when one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad. (some more than others...
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. (try telling that to my mother when I spend my days here)
So you mean to say that they've taken what we thought and made us think our thoughts we thought we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought?! ...I think?!
Friends. Ten seasons. 1994 to 2004.
I refuse your refusal.
Great. Just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty king of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!
Here you go! Here's your present, of knowledge, and wisdom, and knowledge... and, knowledge.
So remember kids, God made you special, and he loves you very much.
If you put bits of bacon on a strip of bacon, you could travel back in time. Of course it'd be kind of redundant to me, 'cause I'd just go back to when I was eating bacon!
No copyright law in the universe is gonna stop me!
We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. Do you know where those rides have been? People have been sitting on those rides! With their BUTTS! ...OK, fine, go ahead and lick them. See if I care.
Mathematics is the subject in which we have no idea what we're talking about, nor if what we're saying is true.
I am counting on you. Translation: I am counting on you.
We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad, everybody's mad!
And then I said "Oatmeal? Are you crazy?!"
Dreams don't betray us. When we lose ourselves, that's when we lose our dreams. It's not that dreams don't come true, we just give up on them.
This may not be a happy musical, but it is still a musical! And if a little girl could get as many lines as I have, then there is still hope for dreams!
Not now, son. I am making... TOAST!
I'm gonna sing the doom song now!
That's kind of a general invitation. If you don't like my girlfriend, then just start heading towards the rectangle with the knob.
All magic comes at a price, dearie!
It was me! I was the turkey the whole time!
My name's Koda. Say it with me: Koooooo, duuuuuuuh.
Can I be a mongoose dog?
Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! Unimaginable power! Unlimited rice pudding! Et cetera et cetera!
For the love of Hilary Duff on a stick!
Where did Miyamoto graduate from college? Wii U!
I accept hugs. Being a ninja, I accept hugs.
I am Groot.
I have a feeling the answer's gonna be 'I am Groot'.
I'd challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.
Everyone makes mistakes, and that's why pencils have erasers.
Are you asking me why human beings eat potatoes?
TITANS ARE MY TRIGGER!
I woke up this morning, and realized that I hated everyone. Then this happened... Today's a win!
I will do it! I WILL DRINK THE COMMONER'S COFFEE!