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The city was alight with celebration. For what, Bridget had no idea. Did it really matter? The world was dying. Probably. Bridget could have been wrong about that. She doubted it. It was time to make a move. Escape, and... well. One thing at a time... ((Let's get this party started!))

You get Weird Al's new song, 'Sports Song' *Insert Megatama (From Phoenix Wright)*

Your power is butterflies. Summoning harmless butterflies. I wish for a sillier answer.

I don't know, your name happens to come up... Why do shnozberrys taste like butter?

Assuming this is still open. I'd like to join. Name: Bridget Age: 12 Gender: Female Goddess: Ceranli Appearance: Tall and slender in build. She has pure white hair left out, reaching her shoulders. Bright, Arctic Blue eyes. She wears a pure white robe, with a hood attached...

Mice already are the most sentient. But the Government is brainwashing us to forget that simple fact. Do you waffles, like?

You get a notice from The Committee Of Lazor Restriction asking why Lucario hasn't registered yet. *Insert Celestial Brush*

Granted, but no-one has any idea what it is or how to make it. You hold the last piece ever. I wish for the unbreakable cuteness of Chibitarasu unto the world. (From Okamiden)

How is that relevant? Does this remind me of a puzzle?

Pencil shavings fly everywhere! *Insert the awesome soundtrack of Phoenix Wright*

You receive a note that informs you that - because of your Kamehameha donation - the vending machine will stay powered for nine seconds longer than usual. *Inserts eggplant*

Letters. How do I question?

Granted, but you become dead instead. I wish for a taco.

The Majora-ty of moon jokes revolve around one game...

The machine spurts out squid ink. *Inserts Godot specialty blend #107 (very dark coffee)*