No! You cannot pwn me!! I invented pwn!!!! I see you met Dark Master, Mr. 'Lord of Darkness', and he will own, then let me rule the world when he is done with it!! Okay,no he won't, but whatever.
Not to sound rude, but I'm the king of evil! You should get a Skype you could talk to me and other people at ZD, much easier, it's free you just need a MIC!