The Cul- I mean the Church of the Bearded Nun of course! It is our belief in the Beard Who Watches; an all-knowing beard that, if we grow a fine enough beard, will grant us our wishes! If our hearts are without hatred, of course. If we do not have true nobility in our heart, then the Underbeard will no doubt prey upon our well-groomed beard. So I dare to ask; are you woman enough to join our Church?