Recent content by NaviGator

Yes, except for the haunting forest with gargantuan pigs, whom, i might add, have spears... :)

I was almost expecting, i dunno, a parallel Hyrule, like termina.

I send Frodo Baggins the Hobbit to kick the midget off the hill for impersonating him. And I claim the hill, since Crono did not actually stand on top of the hill. The midget actually took the hill for himself. So, with the midget off the hill, and Frodo Baggins with his One Ring to rule them...

FALCON PAWNCH!!! 'Nough said. I claim the hill.

Wish granted, but I am apparently a LoZ game player, and I am posting in this forum, and resulting from my love of Zelda games, I cannot twist your wish. I wish the line in front of the bathroom would dissapear. I GOTTA PEE!!!

... WHAAAAT? I c no ded hend... If gibdos turn to redeads, what do redeads turn into?

What do you mean by real? Real as in you can play them on a Nintendo system, as in they have all the right characters, they have a Nintendo License, or are good games? 1. (Not Real)You cannot play most of these on a nintendo system. 2. (Real) They do have most of the characters. 3. (Not Real)...

Okay, first of all, I give Zelda Child and Cucco Power a phobia of tazers, so they can't use them anymore. I, being the original guy, walk up to you, and I push you off the hill. I claim the hill.

*Awkward Silence...* If my avatar expresses who I am, why am I so ecstatic? (And don't say "Because he touches himself at night," I WILL report you.)

Hmmm... Moblins in the Forsaken Fortress in WW, the highest one in the fortress would always go to one corner and gape stupidly. And when you moved under the barrel within their seeing range (which was not a very good eyesight), they sit there and gape at you again.

Granted, but your mom (or whoever you live with) finds out what you're reading and kicks you out of the house....... and guess what you were reading? The stupid Twilight Saga!!!---------------------> I wish for Edward Cullen to get pwned by Harry Potter!!

I walk up the hill, nonchalantly (this is important), and look so cool, that I fry Zelda Child's tazer, put on rubber clothes (just in case), drink an invincibility potion, and has an army of Link's Elegy of Emptiness statues..... MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! I CLAIM THE HILL!

Granted, but the box contains no air, and sucks you into the vaccuum of nothingness. I wish for a box filled with air.

65. Chuck Norris once fell and the ground missed him. -66. Chuck Norris' Elegy of Emptiness Statue will scare you off the earth. -67. Chuck Norris has the heart of a lion. In a bottle. In a shed. -68. Did you know Chuck Norris was on vacation in Hiroshima when they dropped the A-bomb....he...

The answer to that question is your responsibility. Why is there a thread called '1000 Chuck Norris Facts'? And don't say 'Because Chuck Norris said so', he didn't, because I asked him not to. So those of you who say that will get a visit from Chuck Norris.