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  • Sixteen years ago, there was born into this world a little boy. You would all come to know him as Magolor04726. Through sixteen years of life, through ups and downs, trials, tribulations and sunshiny days, he has become the person he is today. And part of that is due to all of you. Happy 16th to me, and thank you all for being my friends!
    Out of curiosity, when you guys see my name on something, or you see me online, or, just in general, when you think of me, what do you think of me?
    Thinking of starting my own game tourney sort of thing... every Saturday, I choose a random Nintendo game, like Mario Kart or Mario Party, and a random course/minigame/whatever. Would that be something you guys would want to participate in? There wouldn't be prizes, it would just be for fun, and no sign-ups necessary (Probably). Just submit your time to me and you're good. So... yes or no? (I'll need help with LoZ games, if there's any side quests/minigames/boss battles/whatever else we might be able to use)
    This is something my dad showed me because I love to write. It's pretty funny, so I thought I'd share it here.



    1. Avoid alliteration. Always.

    2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

    3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)

    4. Employ the vernacular.

    5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.

    6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

    7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.

    8. Contractions aren't necessary.

    9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.

    10. One should never generalize.

    11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said: "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."

    12. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.

    13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.

    14. Be more or less specific.

    15. Understatement is always best.

    16. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

    17. One-word sentences? Eliminate.

    18. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.

    19. The passive voice is to be avoided.

    20. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.

    21. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.

    22. Who needs rhetorical questions?
    4th of July poem

    Jets of light,

    Brighten the night,

    All different hues,

    The reds, whites, and blues,

    As they explode in mid-air,

    The colors, they flare,

    And the citizens cheer,

    For their country, so dear,

    And throughout the night,

    One hears the delight,

    “A Happy Birthday,

    To our great U.S.A.”
    Happy Independence day to all my fellow Americans!
    :hug:

    Hey, buddy, you do belong here, once you join zd, you’re part of the family, our little forum family. There’s lots of places here where you can talk and make friends without having to know about Zelda, though I do suggest you get some, they’re really good. I would suggest Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, Wind Waker, BotW, and Majora’s Mask. You should check out the trailers of the games to see which one you think is most interesting to you.

    I just don’t want you to feel like an outsider, I feel bad when someone else feels left out. You’re a really good and great guy, and don’t you ever forget that. ❤️
    Yes, no, no, yes, no, no, yes, no, no, yes_____yes, no, no, yes, no, no, yes, no, no, yes.


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    Never need a reason, never need a rhyme, pick your knees up, step in time! Over the roof tops step in time, over the roof tops step in time, over the roof tops! over the roof tops! over the roof tops step in time!
    What will people do when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak? What will people do when they find out it's true? I don't really care if they think that I'm a Jesus Freak. There ain't no stopping the truth.
    "Bokoblins, Moblins, and Stals surrounded Link and Marth, along with (Fire Emblem minion)s and even Ganon. The pair sliced, kicked, fought with the ferocity of a pair of lions, but the monsters were closing in. Then, with a mighty yell, the two glowed, the sign of a Final Smash. However, this Final Smash was… different, in every possible way. With a war cry that rattled the heavens, Link plunged the Master Sword into the ground, twisted it, and pulled it out, the blade now as large as a house. With a fierce gleam in his eye, Link spun the sword around him, launching the monsters and Ganon into the air. Marth, at the same time, swept his sword to the side, jumped on par with the now air-born baddies, and dashed through them, slicing them to pieces, landing critical hits everywhere. After Marth obliterated the minions, Link leapt into the air with a Final surge of strength, and, as one, they unsheathed their swords, spun, and struck Ganon, sending him hurtling to the floor, where he landed with an earth-shattering CRASH!! and dissolved into a purple mist."
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