The mushroom's hero, with the best 'stache around,
Is about to be buried six feet underground
For Nintendo has done so much work
And now they're really being a jerk
While he had a good (speed) run
They're taking away our plumber's fun
And now we all begin to cry,
For now we have to say goodbye.
... (At least until June when Mario Golf: Super Rush comes out.)
Even though we had strived
Now it's the end of thirty-five
Or maybe a prank,
But to be frank,
He probably isn't alive.
HAH I WROTE THESE IN FIVE MINUTES TAKE THAT WHOEVER DOUBTED ME.