Recent content by Linknmike

7/10 2kawaii4me

Oh jeez, that's sharper than I thought!

Sucks(to be you)

^ I'm having the time of my life. I just ate DINOSAUR MEAT! < Is watching Firefly in the background. V Knows what it is?

There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there is one thing you never ever put in a trap. Me.

Banned for making an illegal reference to cheese

Because he used to be an astronaut with an unusually large mouth/gullet. He was out one day having space adventures, when he saw a comet coming toward Earth (approximately the size of Belgium). Terrified, he sent dozens of emails from his smartphone, but every member of NASA had the day off and...

I press X when the ball closes, down as it falls, right for the 1st and 3rd shakes, left for the second shake, then mash A as fast as I can. And it does absolutely nothing.

^ I am in fact usually not a Sea Moose. < Bingle bongle dingle dangle yiggedy doo yiggidy dah ping pong lippy toppy too tah. V Has no ide what I am referring to, and in fact is under the impression that I am insane.

Why thank you, you just gave it back to me. And I am not a dream, I am a nightmare. I haunt you for the rest of eternity, making sure that every time you fall asleep in class, you piss your pants...

Insert obligatory comment about your sig! 9/10

Granted, but you accidentally stab your mother with it, and it goes through her, killing your pet bunny Fluffles. I wish that I could visit any world in the Many Worlds Theory.

^ Is wrong < t0t411y doesn't use 1337 speak. V Killed four nuns today.

Nice windfish sig. 9/10

You all wake up and realize that what Cel-Shaded Deku said was a dream, and you're still in my fortress. I get my wish-proof cyborg army to kill you all. I claim the hill.