How do I suck?? The controls are just garbage and stupid
I am good the programmers just need to make a better game
I am not bad at it!! is this just your excuse to make bad controls in a video game??
This place is stupid!! I can't even complete the stupid jump challenge because the horse just decides not to even jump on some of the fences!! I am literally on my freaking 10th run and I still can't complete this stupid challenge because of the freaking 2-year-olds who programmed this game...
Curse this stupid game!! I can't even get past the 40th freaking room in this challenge!! I keep dying because the game spams some impossible stuff at me all the time!! Like seriously, how in the world am I supposed to dodge those stupid ice spear-throwers???!! And if you get all the dark nuts...
These challenges are so stupid and unfair!! In the goron challenge, I kept falling off! In the Deku challenge, those annoying spikes kept pushing me off!! And now I was on the last challenge with the boss fights, and I ran out of ****ing bombchus because the game NEVER explains that you can...
I swear to god these guys are rigged!! i keep pressing the parry button and still get hit for no freaking reason! Because of the broken and glitched parry mechanics, I keep having to use some kind of fairy of Mipha's grace! This is so stupid and these guys need to be removed from the game
I swear to god, i hate this boss soo freaking much!! I keep losing so many dang hearts to him even time I do the dang fight!! And that's the thing - you have to do this stupid fight multiple times to do other sidequests! This is just a luck-based battle and nothing more!! I literally died my...
This mission was ridiculous! How in the world is anyone supposed to do this without some sort of guide or something?!! Seriosuly? Spoiler alert: You have to go into a stupid bar and knock some stupid plates and cups over! Is anyone supposed to figure this out without a guide and just get...
I am playing the water temple in master mode and it is literally the worst dungeon that I have ever done in a zelda game!! Like seriously, who is supposed to know that you can open doors underwater?? By the time I was able to figure that out, I was low on hearts, and I lost some dying on that...