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Walter Carbanzo: Oh, yes. I'm Walter Carbanzo, private mercenary. I don't think we've directly met before. The version of me from this universe died fighting Wart in the Gap Between Dimensions.

*Walter spins around, his plan having succeeded.* Walter Carbanzo: Well, I don't have anywhere else to go! I am legally homeless at the moment...

Walter Carbanzo: Well, I should probably go now... *Walter turns away, trying to look sad and pathetic.*

Walter Carbanzo: You won't believe it... it was Benjamin Harrison, twenty-third President of the United States. *Suspenseful music plays.*

Walter Carbanzo: Yes. If I didn't, he'd already be here. His apprentice did most of the work.

Walter Carbanzo: All I have to work with is what he monologued to me right before I destroyed the controls to his dimension-hopping machine. He rambled about how it'd take a month to fix, and how he and his new apprentice spent so much money building... it's not as though my explosives could've...

Walter Carbanzo: That's the thing. I have no idea! I'm not a master planner like my brother was. I may have studied the multiverse like with Vincent, but I never applied my knowledge to anything before the Nightmare Fleet...

Walter Carbanzo: It was my greatest mistake, trusting him... Well, anyways, as we speak, he's trapped in a sort of temporal whirlpool in outer space. He's been in there for three months, but for him it's been barely three hours. *Walter pauses for a moment, trying to figure out how to properly...

Walter Carbanzo: Well, there's no time like the present. Have you heard that Wart's illegitimate brother Mart has assumed leadership of an entire planet and has declared you his number one enemy or whatever?

Walter Carbanzo: Well, would you prefer that I explain everything to you now or later? *Walter seems a bit uncomfortable and very exhausted.*

Walter Carbanzo: It is a tad time-sensitive, but I don't wish to be a bother. Do you have any further plans for the evening?

*Walter can't help but smile. He decided not to ruin the moment. Unfortunately, he was here for business.* Walter Carbanzo: I envy you, Siy...

*Walter sees Cayde and Siy. He approaches them, coughing.* Walter Carbanzo: Ahem... Cayde, Siy... uh, nice to see you two again... *Walter hopes that his posthumous presence isn't too shocking.*

*Mart looked down at the rather unpleasant wound. Crono fainted and returned to lying on the ground.* Theodoric Thiefighter: No! This can't be happening! Mart: On your feet, man! Take these mad fools to the brig! Doug Moblinn: You mean the holding cell for unruly casino guests? Theodoric...

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