Abbey

Don't worry, there'll be a microphone! But you have a point. It would be rather odd for the apparent dead to be speaking at their own funeral...

WAIT! I HAVE AN IDEA! We'll need 3 oranges, a potato, two ducks and a hint of fabulous.

I shan't be speaking at your funeral Abbey. You'll be speaking at ours when chives raises from the dead to kill us both O_O

We are gathered here today to honour our terrible friend chives, the slippery little ba- GASP! I FORGOT ABOUT THE COOKIES IN THE OVEN! *dashes away*

That's so weird. This chick at my school looks just like you. Face, red hair, everything. Well I wouldn't say everything....lol. Heh get it?

I saw on Turo's page that you were failing Chemistry! Step it up, Chem is the funnest science. Have you taken a Physics course yet?

Hey Abbey, I THINK I messaged you about this very same topic before, but not sure if did. How do you like the Zelda series? What are your likes and dislikes specifically?

Then, I'll invite you to the the Pokemon Trainers Unite club!

*begins chewing on wires* I think I fixed it! *turns on thingamajig and electrocutes Chives*

...uh...whoops...

But chives is a really nice guy D: I don't like him. But i'm sure he's nice on the inside. *tastes one* OH WHAT THE HECK THIS IS THE MOST DI-*technical difficulties*

Seriously? GAH! D: /back to the voodle

ALL HAIL ABBEY! Hailer of the hero of expired lunch meat! *becomes a pile of pineapples for no particular reason*

Don't worry! I thought ahead. I brought the mouldy tuna sammich! Dig in!

Can't help you there. I already sold mine for a mouldy tuna sammich :3

*pokes the body with a microphone*

Hello? o-o

*Busts in with crew* That was amazing! Incredibly realistic! Can you do it again?