The Confession Thread *SERIOUS REPLIES*

[Dio]

If Ganondorf is not playable in SSBU I will not be buying it.

 

[Snow Queen]

I'm a hairy transexual man

I have an eating problem. I eat too much constantly. I haven't gained weight, but I'm going to get fat because I eat like a sow.

 

[Fraxinus]

I have an extremely bad habit of verbalizing my conscience and having conversations with it in the second person. And I often give it the mentality of my sister... and it's really bad right now... aurragh!

 

[The First Noelle]

Not too long ago I got permabanned from a forum for the first time. Not fun at all.

 

[~Mizuki~]

I never met my real father...he died a few days before I was born...

 

[Snow Queen]

Sometimes when I speak French I use Google Translate because it's easier than finding all of the necessary characters that aren't available on this keyboard.

I'm a disgrace to my people, and should be ashamed.

 

[Fraxinus]

I can't swim.

 

[43ForceGems]

I can't swim.

Me neither... I can survive, tread water, doggy paddle, but I can't actually swim at all

 

[Zorth]

I just battled a moth that flew into my room, for roughly 15 minutes. The skirmish was quite epic, it ended with me grabbing a can of axe, igniting a match, and then spraying flames all over my room until the foul beast of the night was no more. Yes, there were some casualties, the walls will never be the same, and I will also have to make it through the night smelling like an elementary school male locker room.

 

[LittleGumball]

I can't swim.

I can't either.

 

[Stitch]

I can swim pretty well

I'm not the best, but I know a few strokes

 

[penguinboy82]

As much as I try not to be, I'm an incredibly shallow person. I tell myself that looks shouldn't matter (much), and yet I find myself extremely judgmental over how people look. As an example, a while ago I had an attraction to a girl. She was pretty cute, and I really liked how funny she was and she got my humor and everything was great. Until she got braces. I found I just wasn't that attracted to her anymore, but the only thing that had changed was that I didn't like the way her face looked with braces. So yeah, I'm really shallow.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

I can't swim.

omg, and I thought I was the only one!

 

[43ForceGems]

As much as I try not to be, I'm an incredibly shallow person. I tell myself that looks shouldn't matter (much), and yet I find myself extremely judgmental over how people look. As an example, a while ago I had an attraction to a girl. She was pretty cute, and I really liked how funny she was and she got my humor and everything was great. Until she got braces. I found I just wasn't that attracted to her anymore, but the only thing that had changed was that I didn't like the way her face looked with braces. So yeah, I'm really shallow.

Dude don't sweat it too much, we all do it. No I'm not saying it's ok, cause it is dumb and annoying, but I feel ya, man. Heck, I've got a girlfriend, and I find it easier to be kinder and more loving to her when she looks prettier, wears clothes I like, curls her hair. I think it's a guy thing, cause we're super visual. You see a pretty girl and you feel in love... Annoying, it is

 

[Jamie]

I am a spoiled eleven-year-old boy who goes to a great private school, is completely healthy, has never been bullied, and has never been academically challenged because of his exceedingly expansive intellectual capabilities.

Now shut up.

Sorry, but if you are 11 years old, you have never been academically challenged because you have yet to come within striking distance of actual difficult work. "Exceedingly expansive intellectual capabilities". Wait till University. Perhaps when you are older you will mature a bit and learn not to boast so much.


My biggest confession has already been posted (I'm gay), but I'll post another confession: I am very insecure at times.