onebizarrekai
gay energy
"I'm crossing the street like a New Yorker!" (barely avoids car)
-Me playing Earthbound
-Me playing Earthbound
Random Moments from Anything and Everything
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Dragoncat
Twilit wildcat: Aerofelis
*My brother playing Face Raiders on 3ds*
Him: I'll just use my foot. *snaps picture of his foot*
Me: It's Face Raiders, not Foot Raiders.
Him: xD
Me: Butt Raiders would be funnier. They could fart and poop to attack.
Him: And then they could turn around and *makes pee noise*
Me: Yeah.
(Yes I have the maturity level of a 5th grader.)
Him: I'll just use my foot. *snaps picture of his foot*
Me: It's Face Raiders, not Foot Raiders.
Him: xD
Me: Butt Raiders would be funnier. They could fart and poop to attack.
Him: And then they could turn around and *makes pee noise*
Me: Yeah.
(Yes I have the maturity level of a 5th grader.)
onebizarrekai
gay energy
(They look at the door that’s lying on the ground with a hole in it)
Claus: (looks at cannon arm) Huh. I guess I came back from the dead with all of the mechanical parts still here.
Lucas: You blew up my door!
lol:, random Brawl story I was writing out of boredom)
Claus: (looks at cannon arm) Huh. I guess I came back from the dead with all of the mechanical parts still here.
Lucas: You blew up my door!
lol:, random Brawl story I was writing out of boredom)
Dragoncat
Twilit wildcat: Aerofelis
Naroc: There are two things I'm good at. Kicking butt and eating cheese balls. And we're all out of cheese balls!
(More headcanon yay...if that doesn't sound like Groose's son I don't know what does lol.)
(More headcanon yay...if that doesn't sound like Groose's son I don't know what does lol.)
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I was in a google document with a friend helping me write something, then my friend had to leave for a bit. He was gone for about three hours, and I ended up talking to myself in the comments for most of that time. (Note: I was playing Link's Awakening when I started talking to myself)
What follows is my conversation:
(friend's name) left the chat
No, come back!
Well, it looks like it’s just you and me now, me
YES, IT WOULD SEEM THAT WAY
Why are you yelling at me?
I AM USING CAPS LOCK TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN WHICH YOU… ME… US IS TALKING.
Oh. Cool.
SO HOW IS THE GAME GOING?
Just got to Tail Cave.
There’s a weird gray person shaped dent in the wall
TOUCH IT
Okay
Hey, a destructible wall!
DESTRUCT IT
But I don’t haz bombs
DESTRUCT IT ANYWAY
SO WHEN DO YOU THINK HE’LL BE BACK?
Soon?
Oh (profanity), I almost died!
KILL A THING AND EAT ITS HEART
They only give me the gift of money
KILL A BUSH
There aren’t any bushes in a dungeon!
WELL, I’M OUT OF IDEAS
I just got a heart from a stalfos
HOW DOES THAT EVEN
I don’t know
I just got Link to moonwalk!
‘CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER!
Dude, the boss door
SHALL WE?
Allons-y
Oh God, the Moldorm is on crack now!
RUN LIKE H***
What follows is my conversation:
(friend's name) left the chat
No, come back!
Well, it looks like it’s just you and me now, me
YES, IT WOULD SEEM THAT WAY
Why are you yelling at me?
I AM USING CAPS LOCK TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN WHICH YOU… ME… US IS TALKING.
Oh. Cool.
SO HOW IS THE GAME GOING?
Just got to Tail Cave.
There’s a weird gray person shaped dent in the wall
TOUCH IT
Okay
Hey, a destructible wall!
DESTRUCT IT
But I don’t haz bombs
DESTRUCT IT ANYWAY
SO WHEN DO YOU THINK HE’LL BE BACK?
Soon?
Oh (profanity), I almost died!
KILL A THING AND EAT ITS HEART
They only give me the gift of money
KILL A BUSH
There aren’t any bushes in a dungeon!
WELL, I’M OUT OF IDEAS
I just got a heart from a stalfos
HOW DOES THAT EVEN
I don’t know
I just got Link to moonwalk!
‘CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER!
Dude, the boss door
SHALL WE?
Allons-y
Oh God, the Moldorm is on crack now!
RUN LIKE H***
Blue Canary
Your Friendly Neighborhood S***poster
"For The Love Of Hillary Duff On A Stick!" - chuggaaconroy
onebizarrekai
gay energy
"I use explosives whenever possible, not whenever necessary."
-Saria (The Bizarre Saga: Twilight Princess)
-Saria (The Bizarre Saga: Twilight Princess)
Koifish and I got into a discussion about how translators sometimes mix up l's and r's when translating Japanese. We then proceeded to think of every name of characters, attacks, etc. from various anime and switch those letters around. Some of the highlights of the conversation are:
Naluto
Lock Ree
Shalingan
Rightning Brade (one of my favourites)
Dlagon Barr Z
Gurdo (Ginyu Force)
Lecoome (Ginyu Force)
Bultel (Ginyu Force)
Galdevoil
Burbasaur (Only the l was replaced because it sounds funnier. By far the greatest one we came up with. That is now the name of my bulbasaur)
Naluto
Lock Ree
Shalingan
Rightning Brade (one of my favourites)
Dlagon Barr Z
Gurdo (Ginyu Force)
Lecoome (Ginyu Force)
Bultel (Ginyu Force)
Galdevoil
Burbasaur (Only the l was replaced because it sounds funnier. By far the greatest one we came up with. That is now the name of my bulbasaur)
Dragoncat
Twilit wildcat: Aerofelis
That one sounds better with the l
"An heir, you dork." - Zelda to Link in my fanfic, after he acted all surprised when she brought up the subject. He probably thought she was cheating on him for a second there lol.
Siniru
Zoldyck family assassin
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KH 358/2 Days
1-
Axel: See, there's this thing about chests. They have stuff in them.
Roxas: So I should open the chest?
Axel: Yes, that is generally what we do.
2-
Roxas: [To Riku] SHUT UP!!!!!
1-
Axel: See, there's this thing about chests. They have stuff in them.
Roxas: So I should open the chest?
Axel: Yes, that is generally what we do.
2-
Roxas: [To Riku] SHUT UP!!!!!
pkfroce
Skelepuns
NNNNNNNNNNNO!
-Chuggaaconroy
-Chuggaaconroy
onebizarrekai
gay energy
Scene that may be in Bizarre Saga: Skyward Sword.
“I just learned a new spell, guys!” Nameya stated. “It gives me a freaking TAZER HAND!”
“Awesome!” Sali exclaimed.
“Yeah right,” Link said.
“Do you doubt the tazer hand?” Nami asked. “You shall pay!” Electricity formed between her fingers and she eletrocuted Link.
“Wow, even awesomer!” Sali stated.
“I just learned a new spell, guys!” Nameya stated. “It gives me a freaking TAZER HAND!”
“Awesome!” Sali exclaimed.
“Yeah right,” Link said.
“Do you doubt the tazer hand?” Nami asked. “You shall pay!” Electricity formed between her fingers and she eletrocuted Link.
“Wow, even awesomer!” Sali stated.
Dragoncat
Twilit wildcat: Aerofelis
(LOL I want a taser hand...)
Stormy Skies part 1 chapter 1, behind the scenes:
Zelda: Link, our son just kicked.
Link: o_o *wonders how she can tell* *goes up to her and puts his hand on her belly* ...Come on, kick. *waits* Damnit, I'm your father, you do what I say!
Zelda: *laughs* He's already being a little troublemaker, isn't he?
Link: ...I guess so. *still wondering how she can tell it's a he*
Stormy Skies part 1 chapter 1, behind the scenes:
Zelda: Link, our son just kicked.
Link: o_o *wonders how she can tell* *goes up to her and puts his hand on her belly* ...Come on, kick. *waits* Damnit, I'm your father, you do what I say!
Zelda: *laughs* He's already being a little troublemaker, isn't he?
Link: ...I guess so. *still wondering how she can tell it's a he*
onebizarrekai
gay energy
Claus: (groans) I’m Claus, Lucas’s brother. I thought you knew about Lucas’s game.
Ninten: Pfft, I only know he has one and that he got into this game.
Claus: Is that so…
Ness: Then read the book. (throws his copy at Ninten, who actually catches it unlike himself)
Ninten: What? Reading? You expect me to read?
Claus: Great, it’s one of those anti-reading guys.
Lucas: (hands spark) WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE HIM READ IT, THEN…
Ninten: (backs away) CRAP!
Um…yeah. More Mother.
Ninten: Pfft, I only know he has one and that he got into this game.
Claus: Is that so…
Ness: Then read the book. (throws his copy at Ninten, who actually catches it unlike himself)
Ninten: What? Reading? You expect me to read?
Claus: Great, it’s one of those anti-reading guys.
Lucas: (hands spark) WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE HIM READ IT, THEN…
Ninten: (backs away) CRAP!
Um…yeah. More Mother.
CynicalSquid
Swag Master General
Me: I like to play Animal Crossing and Zelda. You know, those hardcore games that aren't for the weak.