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Attempt to Be the Largest Thread in DGN History

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I will be the 10,000th poster and at that point in Time it will be made official that I am the Swag Master General Captain Knight Phat Daddy Supreme Overlord Commander of the Dungeon Gaming Network.
 

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1. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

2. A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer: DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

3. On an Athi River Highway: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

4. At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

5. Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

6. A laundry room in Rome: LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
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7. A dry cleaner's in Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULT.

8. Hotel Japan: YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

9. Sign over the information booth in a Beijing railroad station: QUESTION AUTHORITY

10. Translated from Japanese to English and included in the instructions for a soap bubble gun: WHILE SOLUTION IS NOT TOXIC IT WILL NOT MAKE CHILD EDIBLE.
 

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