I can't perform interviews, Reporters can. I don't think our reporters can interview someone unless they're arrested or exiled, though, unless I'm mistaken. We are also kind of low on Reporters currently due to hiring issues.
Letters to the editor are free, though obviously one-way and a bit slow. I can edit information out of them or not publish them if that's preferred.
I can afford to wire transfer you enough money to message me if you need me to do so.
You might also have a mutual contact to me or another fellow bugle staff member, it might be possible to play telephone to someone, but I'm not super hopeful.
We might eventually get a chance to hire you if JJJ decides to do so, which would give you access to the Daily Bugle chat, but our hiring process has ground to a halt lately.