Gorozoron
wild ride
* Dampe the gravekeeper was walking by checking around checking around **Meanwhile, elsewhere...*
*A thunderstorm rages as a man clad in purple parks his kart outside a cemetery, barely manages to climb the gate, and falls over. Carrying a bundle of various power-granting flowers, the disgraced sports star trudges over to an extremely-cheap gravestone.*
Waluigi: Rip in pepperoni, paisano...
*Waluigi tosses the flowers onto the grave. On the tombstone, the engraving reads:*
HERE LIES
WARIO W. WARIO
DIED 30 DECEMBER 2020
Dampe : Wait what kind of flowers are those- POWER FLOWERS- NO YOU FOO- * Dampe kicked the flowers but they landed near another tombstone *
* A hand popped up from underground in front of the other tombstone *
Dampe : OH NO-
* A zombie hopped out one side of it's body was dry and scorched and it was set ablaze, another half was ice cold- deadly cold *
Dampe : NOooooo!