Caption Contest 425: “I’m Not Touching You.”
Posted on January 27 2025 by Rod Lloyd
Happy Monday, everyone! Let’s start the week off the right way with another exciting entry of Zelda Dungeon’s Caption Contest! Since our last contest, the latest edition of our Fall Brawl character contest — this time known as New Year’s Evil — came to a conclusive close, as the dastardly doppelganger Dark Link took the top spot. So, in honor of his decisive victory, this week’s screenshot will feature the new Fall Brawl champion.
Our Last Contest:
Link made some not-so-dubious food last time around.
Here are our photoshop caption winners:
By: pyridiss
Here are our non-photo caption winners:
- IceRod: One man’s food poisoning is another man’s diet. As long as the weight comes off….
- Solar Man: When my thumb is clipping through a piece of meat.
- SkywardMaster: What kids think cooking is like
- TheZoraMask46: “Now i just need to go to cooking school for 3 years…”
This Week’s Contest:
I don’t even want to know what’s going on here.
Here are the guidelines:
- Please refrain from using offensive material (racial, sexual, overuse of offensive language, etc.) We want to make the contest fun and accessible for fans of all ages. When in doubt, keep it Nintendo.
- If you don’t have the ability to edit the image, just leave it as a comment. We make sure to have a separate list of winners for this category.
- Photo editing and manipulation (i.e. Photoshop) is allowed, but these entries will be part of a separate list of winners for this category.
- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion at Zelda Dungeon. In fact, we encourage discussion based on those opinions. However, please do not insult other fans’ work. What may be funny to one person may not hold true for another… and that’s OK.
- Have fun and be creative!
Don’t forget to check back throughout the week and upvote your favorites, and, who knows? Maybe you will be one of next week’s winners.

Rod Lloyd is the Editor-In-Chief at Zelda Dungeon, overseeing the news and feature content for the site. Rod is considered the veteran of the writing team, having started writing for Zelda Informer in 2014 as a Junior Editor. After ZD and ZI officially merged in 2017, he stepped into the Managing Editor role and has helped steer the ship ever since. He stepped up to lead the writing team as Editor-In-Chief in 2023.
You can reach Rod at: rod.lloyd@zeldadungeon.net