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Once upon a time, there was a jillionare playboy who was blown up in a tremendous explosion!

His brain survived (stomach, too) and was attached to the body of a stupid circus bear.

I am that brain. My name is Hector Con Carne, and I will one day rule the world! Mua ha ha ha ha!

Happy birthday!

“Light And Shadow Can't Mix, As We All Know. But... Never Forget That There's Another World Bound To This One.” -Midna, Twilight Princess

Happy Birthday Mint!

“Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.” -Marthe Troly-Curtin

Gonna actually do a serious blog on how to sing, and possibly include a demonstration of my singing ability. Waiting on to edit the video to make sure I actually did alright. If not, try again tomorrow! The voice is the most fickle of musical instruments!

@Mamono101 Happy Birthday!

Thanks for the follow!

Just saw the gender on your profile. What would the pronouns for lizard be??

Oh, happy birthday! Sorry for being late!

Happy birthday!

ay happy birthday!!

Happy Birthday, bro!