onebizarrekai
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plz post so that i can post more parts of the story(its finished and I'm on MM)
Link: Where are we?
Tael: We’re in Hyrule in Ocarina of Time.
Link: Let’s explore.
Tael: Ya.
Link: Where first?
Tael: I suggest Castle Town.
Link goes to Castle Town.
Link: Let’s go in here.
Tael: The Happy Mask shop?
Mask Salesman: Yes. I sell happy masks. Would you like to be a Happy Mask Salesman?
Link: What do you have to do exactly?
Mask Salesman: Well, you borrow a mask from me and wear it to show it off to people. If they like it and want it, you sell it to them and bring the money back here to me.
Link: That’s stupid. It’s just so you can sit around and be lazy and have other people do the work for you.
Mask Salesman: Or, you can just borrow a mask for a while. But you have to return it, you know!
Link: Not really…
Mask Salesman: Hey wait a minute! If you manage to sell all these four masks over here, I give you my Mask of Truth.
Link: I don’t think that’ll help me at all…
Link goes back outside.
Link: Let’s go to the Shooting Gallery.
Guy: Wanna play? For you it’s twenty rupees.
Link: I have a bow and a slingshot.
Guy: Bows are better.
Link plays and hits all the rupees.
Guy: Congragulations!
Link: Uhh what’s my prize?
Guy: 20 dollars!
Link goes back outside.
Link: Hey! Look at that cute girl!
Zelda(who’s in normal clothes): Eh?
Link: You’re cute. What’s your name?
Zelda: Eek!
Zelda runs away.
Link: Sup with her?
Tael: Maybe she’s really shy.
Link: Let’s go to the castle.
Navi: You kidding?
Tael: It’s super guarded!
Link: Then it’s time for my super sneaky skills!
Later…
Link: It’s a sleeping guy… he’s in the way…
Tael: It’s simple. Just wait until morning for the rooster to crow and he’ll wake up.
The next morning…
Talon: Zzz…
Link: He’s still asleep.
Tael: He must be a really deep sleeper. Maybe he has a daughter.
Link: I doubt that…
Navi: Then why do I hear singing all of a sudden?
Guard: Hey! What are you doing here!?
Link: Uhh this guy’s daughter told me to go get this guy right here but he’s not waking up?
Guard: It is a rule! You need permission before aproching the castle at all!
Link gets thrown out.
Link: Hey there’s that girl who was singing. Are you that guy’s daughter?
Malon: What guy?
Link: He looked sort of like Mario.
Malon: That’s him. What was he doing?
Link: Sleeping in a random place near the castle.
Malon: Not again! He’s been gone for a week now! Could you go back there and wake him up?
Link: I tried.
Malon: He’ll wake up if this chicken crows right into his ear.
Later…
Chicken: COCA DOODLE DOO!!
Talon: What the?! Can’t you let a guy get some sleep here!?
Link: Here? You’re sleeping on the floor in front of a castle! You’re daughter says you were gone for a week!
Talon: Oh no! I completely overslept!
Talon runs away.
Link: But what about this milk?
Tael: I know! You can try and sell it for him so you can get the money!
Link: Good idea!
Seconds later…
Link: And I’ll just push this box here and…
CRASH
Tael: You broke it, didn’t you?
Link: They won’t realize that, will they?
Later…
Link: All right. There’s somebody who’s here. Let’s see if we can trick them into paying for the milk.
Zelda: Hey wait a minute! You look like the boy I saw earlier! Did you follow me here!?
Link: You’re the cute girl from earlier! Oh uh, we delivered your milk for you.
Zelda: You’re not the guy whose supposed to deliver the milk.
Link: Well, you see, we were outside the castle, and we saw that guy sleeping near the milk. Once we woke him up, he told us to deliver it for him and ran away.
Zelda: I see… Well then how did you get in here? The guards didn’t know that you were going to deliver it!
Link: Well uhh I snuck in because when I was trying to wake him up the guards threw me out. If I told them I was delivering milk this time, they’d think is was a lie. Because last time I told them I was trying to wake the guy up and they were like “You need permission before aproaching the castle.”
Zelda: That’s because you do!
Link: Well… please don’t tell anybody this…
Zelda: What?
Link: At first I was just sneaking into the castle to explore… and then the guards threw me out, and then that guy’s daughter told me to go get him, and then I snuck back in and woke him up with a chicken, he told me to deliver the milk for him because he was asleep for almost a week and he had to go home and then I snuck in and now here I am.
Zelda: Oh… Hey wait! Why do I see something familier about you?
Link: You said that already.
Zelda: No I mean something else! You were in a dream I had!
Link: Where are we?
Tael: We’re in Hyrule in Ocarina of Time.
Link: Let’s explore.
Tael: Ya.
Link: Where first?
Tael: I suggest Castle Town.
Link goes to Castle Town.
Link: Let’s go in here.
Tael: The Happy Mask shop?
Mask Salesman: Yes. I sell happy masks. Would you like to be a Happy Mask Salesman?
Link: What do you have to do exactly?
Mask Salesman: Well, you borrow a mask from me and wear it to show it off to people. If they like it and want it, you sell it to them and bring the money back here to me.
Link: That’s stupid. It’s just so you can sit around and be lazy and have other people do the work for you.
Mask Salesman: Or, you can just borrow a mask for a while. But you have to return it, you know!
Link: Not really…
Mask Salesman: Hey wait a minute! If you manage to sell all these four masks over here, I give you my Mask of Truth.
Link: I don’t think that’ll help me at all…
Link goes back outside.
Link: Let’s go to the Shooting Gallery.
Guy: Wanna play? For you it’s twenty rupees.
Link: I have a bow and a slingshot.
Guy: Bows are better.
Link plays and hits all the rupees.
Guy: Congragulations!
Link: Uhh what’s my prize?
Guy: 20 dollars!
Link goes back outside.
Link: Hey! Look at that cute girl!
Zelda(who’s in normal clothes): Eh?
Link: You’re cute. What’s your name?
Zelda: Eek!
Zelda runs away.
Link: Sup with her?
Tael: Maybe she’s really shy.
Link: Let’s go to the castle.
Navi: You kidding?
Tael: It’s super guarded!
Link: Then it’s time for my super sneaky skills!
Later…
Link: It’s a sleeping guy… he’s in the way…
Tael: It’s simple. Just wait until morning for the rooster to crow and he’ll wake up.
The next morning…
Talon: Zzz…
Link: He’s still asleep.
Tael: He must be a really deep sleeper. Maybe he has a daughter.
Link: I doubt that…
Navi: Then why do I hear singing all of a sudden?
Guard: Hey! What are you doing here!?
Link: Uhh this guy’s daughter told me to go get this guy right here but he’s not waking up?
Guard: It is a rule! You need permission before aproching the castle at all!
Link gets thrown out.
Link: Hey there’s that girl who was singing. Are you that guy’s daughter?
Malon: What guy?
Link: He looked sort of like Mario.
Malon: That’s him. What was he doing?
Link: Sleeping in a random place near the castle.
Malon: Not again! He’s been gone for a week now! Could you go back there and wake him up?
Link: I tried.
Malon: He’ll wake up if this chicken crows right into his ear.
Later…
Chicken: COCA DOODLE DOO!!
Talon: What the?! Can’t you let a guy get some sleep here!?
Link: Here? You’re sleeping on the floor in front of a castle! You’re daughter says you were gone for a week!
Talon: Oh no! I completely overslept!
Talon runs away.
Link: But what about this milk?
Tael: I know! You can try and sell it for him so you can get the money!
Link: Good idea!
Seconds later…
Link: And I’ll just push this box here and…
CRASH
Tael: You broke it, didn’t you?
Link: They won’t realize that, will they?
Later…
Link: All right. There’s somebody who’s here. Let’s see if we can trick them into paying for the milk.
Zelda: Hey wait a minute! You look like the boy I saw earlier! Did you follow me here!?
Link: You’re the cute girl from earlier! Oh uh, we delivered your milk for you.
Zelda: You’re not the guy whose supposed to deliver the milk.
Link: Well, you see, we were outside the castle, and we saw that guy sleeping near the milk. Once we woke him up, he told us to deliver it for him and ran away.
Zelda: I see… Well then how did you get in here? The guards didn’t know that you were going to deliver it!
Link: Well uhh I snuck in because when I was trying to wake him up the guards threw me out. If I told them I was delivering milk this time, they’d think is was a lie. Because last time I told them I was trying to wake the guy up and they were like “You need permission before aproaching the castle.”
Zelda: That’s because you do!
Link: Well… please don’t tell anybody this…
Zelda: What?
Link: At first I was just sneaking into the castle to explore… and then the guards threw me out, and then that guy’s daughter told me to go get him, and then I snuck back in and woke him up with a chicken, he told me to deliver the milk for him because he was asleep for almost a week and he had to go home and then I snuck in and now here I am.
Zelda: Oh… Hey wait! Why do I see something familier about you?
Link: You said that already.
Zelda: No I mean something else! You were in a dream I had!
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