onebizarrekai
gay energy
Okay, I was seriously debating whether I should create one of these or not, but I decided to. I came to the conclusion that it would be a good idea to post all my random short (or kind of short) stories here that I want people to read, that MIGHT have more than one part…. Mostly, they are comedies that I hope make your day because that's basically all I write. Maybe they will? Depends on the person, I guess...
Some of these things aren't exactly even WRITING, more like stuff I threw together just to be funny. Stuff I've written down so far consists of old story rewrite one-shots, certain things that aren't really even stories, parodies of things in script form since they're just plain old parodies and it would be impossible to write them normally, completely random comedies, side stories of the Bizarre Saga, and heck, maybe someday there will be some random idea of a parody I got and decided to write like a boss. Not very likely, though. Don't worry, not ALL of them are in script form.
Actually, who really cares. I'm just going to post something funny.
Story notes: In script form, quite long, relatively old, and makes absolutely no sense in general.
OUT OF BOREDOM
(So the Links were all sleeping in one room at some point in their house, since they didn’t have their own rooms)
Red: AAHH! HELP! I HAVE BUG BEDS! *leaps out of bed and grabs Vio*
Vio: Let go of me! How early is it, four-- *looks at the clock* What the crap why are we sleeping at 10:00?
Red: I dunno…
Blue: Hahaha! I changed the clock! It’s actually 8:00!
Vio: What in the-- What was the point of that if you were just going to tell us?
Blue: Ah crap!
Vio: Oh, whatever. How long have you been awake?
Blue: That doesn’t matter! We’ll all out of cream soda! *turns a bottle upside down and nothing comes out* See? Horrible. We have to go to the store and buy more. YO GREEN WAKE UP! *pulls the blanket down to find just a bunch of pillows*
Red: OH NO! GREEN HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY EVIL FORCES!! *runs in circles*
Vio: … You just woke up, how are you so full of energy…?
Green: Actually I woke up at three in the morning, snuck out the window and bought more cream soda because we’re out. *holds up a gallon bottle*
Blue: Gotta love that cream soda.
Red: What’s for breakfast?
Vio: Well I was thinking maybe a healthy cereal like granola or something--
Blue: SCREW THAT! I WANT WAFFLES!!
Green: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
Red: YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!
Green: DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?
Blue: YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES!
Green: DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?
Red: YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST!
All(not Vio): DO DO DODO CAN’T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!
Red: WAFFLES!
Vio: All right shut up! We’ll have waffles! But Zelda said she would be gone today, and none of us have ever made them before! I can’t believe how immature you guys are! Green didn’t used to be like this until after he started buying that cream soda…
Blue: I’ll get right to it! *jumps out of the room*
Shadow: BOO!
Red: EEEEEEK!! EVIL SPIRITS! *jumps into Vio’s arms*
Vio: It’s just Shadow, Red.
Red: Meep! *hides in the closet*
Meanwhile with Blue downstairs…
Blue: All right, umm… *stares at recipe* Never cooked before… Well, I’m sure I’ll figure it out. *gets out all the ingredients and mixes them together best he can* Maybe I can add a little extra zing to it with extra ingredients. I’ll put in some honey… And maybe some yeast… And mustard will surely add to the flavor! And I have to add some cream soda!
Back upstairs…
Green: I wonder if Blue is cooking successfully.
Shadow: Blue is cooking?
Green: I’m pretty sure he’s doing fine, it’s not that hard to make waffles, right?
Blue: *from downstairs* Wow! I didn’t know cooking was so fun!
(A few seconds of silence)
Vio: … I’m not eating those waffles…
(Ten minutes later)
Blue: TIME FOR BREAKFAST!!
(Everybody runs downstairs, except for Vio who went down slowly)
Red: Waffles! Yay!
(They all get a waffle)
Green: … It’s purple…
Blue: Well… I thought it would be a little fun to add food coloring…
Vio: How many extra things did you add?
Blue: Uhhhhhhhhhh…
(Red takes a bite and spits it out)
Red: Dude, that is gross. What did you add, mustard? (OOC!!)
Blue: Maaaayyyybbe…
Vio: No thanks. I’m having granola. (takes out a box of granola)
(Green eats some too and coughs)
Green: Blue, I don’t think you’ll be cooking anymore…
Blue: But it’s so dang fun!
Green: That’s because you’re adding random crap!
Vio: Now get out the kitchen and let me remake the waffles!
Red: LET’S GO TREE CLIMBING! *runs outside*
Blue: I’m going to go drink some cream soda… *goes upstairs*
Green: I’ll go date-- I mean talk to Zelda. *leaves*
(So Shadow and Vio are the only ones left in the kitchen)
Red: *enters* Never mind. I don’t want to climb trees today. Hey Shadow, are you a vampire?
Shadow: … No…?
Red: Oh, never mind then. *goes upstairs*
Blue: GET OUTTA MAH ROOM! IMMA DRINKING CREAM SODA!
Red: Hey! It’s my room too!
Blue: WHATEVER!
Red: *looks at the carpet* THERE ARE BED BUGS IN MY CARPET! *runs downstairs* Viiiiiioo… When are the waffles gonna be done?
Vio: I just started. Now go do something.
Red: Fine… *goes into a different room*
(Later)
Vio: Okay, now they’re done. EVERYBODY GET IN HERE!
(Everybody comes in except for Green)
Shadow: I think Green is at Hyrule Castle trying to get Zelda out on a date with him.
Vio: *picks up a phone* GREEN! Get your butt over here!
(At Hyrule Castle)
Green: Hey Zelda, wanna go for a--
(Suddenly his cell phone rings)
Green: Hello?
Vio: GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE IT’S BREAKFAST TIME!!
Green: Oh, sorry Princess. I have to go join my friends for breakfast. I will be back shortly.
Zelda: Whatever…
(A few minutes later)
Blue: WAFFLES OM NOM NOM NOM!
Red: LOL I’M PUTTING CORN SYRUP ON MINE!! *puts ton corn syrup on his waffle* (EW)
Vio: Is it just me or is everybody really hyper this morning? *puts a proper amount of maple syrup on his waffle*
Shadow: Well Blue drank a lot of cream soda.
(Vio watches for a moment while Red and Blue wolf down waffles)
Vio: I knew it was a good idea to double the recipe.
(Fifteen minutes later, all the waffles are gone)
Red: Lol wafflez…
Vio: I can’t believe Red put corn syrup, brown sugar, white sugar, maple syrup, that kind of fake syrup that’s like four percent maple and chocolate syrup all on one waffle…
Shadow: That’s just gross…
Red: MEEP! *skips outside*
Green: All right, later I’m off to Hyrule Castle! *runs off*
(Blue’s chair falls backwards)
Blue: I think I ate too much…
Shadow: Yer darn right.
(At Hyrule Castle)
Green: Hey Zelda! Do you want to go for a train ride? I just bought one with all of my tons of cash from being a hero and going on adventures!
Zelda: Do you even know how to drive it?
Green: Oh yeah. Forget the just part. I got it like, last year and it’s been in my garage.
(Later)
Green: See! There it is!
Zelda: Are you sure you can drive it?
Green: Yeah, I’m sure! Come on! Climb in!
(Minutes later)
Green: AUUUUUGH!!
(All of the train tracks suddenly disappear. The train almost tips over)
Chancellor Cole: Muahahahaha! I have made all of the tracks disappear evilly!
Zelda: Oh no… It’s Spirit Tracks all over again…
Green: Who the crap are you?
Cole: I have horns! *his hats disappear and horns are there*
Green: I don’t care…
Cole: Hand over the princess! We need her for our evil scheme!
Green: Wait here just a minute. I have to go get something really important first that you’ll probably need. *winks at Zelda*
Cole: Sure, kiddo. (<-- idiot)
(Minutes later)
Green: You’re in the wrong game, whoever you are villain. I have you outnumbered.
Red: LOL HI THERE I’M HYPER!
Blue: I just needed to go to the bathroom! I feel better now.
Vio: Why are we here again?
Red: LOOK! A PERSON WITH HORNS! EXTERMINATE HIM!!
Cole: Oh snap. I am in the wrong game. *disappears*
Red: That was weird, like, lol.
Blue: I suddenly wonder what would happen if there were girl versions of all of us…
Vio: Don’t, it might happen.
(Five girls wearing different color clothing suddenly appear. They looked pretty much like them except they all had long hair halfway down their back, headbands, no tights and no sleeves)
Red Girl: Lol, hai there!
Vio: Oh great, now look what you’ve done!
Black Girl(BLACK CLOTHES): *walks over to Shadow who hadn’t spoken* Hey there cutie.
Shadow: Holy crap. *runs away*
Green Girl: Hi there, I’m Jade.
Red Girl: I’m Crimson!
Blue Girl: I’m Azure.
Purple Girl: I’m Violet.
Vio: Go figure.
Black(clothing) Girl: I’m Luna, and now I have to go find that guy that just ran off! *runs after Shadow*
Azure: GIMME CREAM SODA OR PERISH.
Zelda: What the heck is going on?
Crimson: Cool, a train! But where the heck are the tracks?
(Cole suddenly appears again)
Cole: I forgot to bring the tracks back here. *disappears and the tracks reappear*
Zelda: I am so confused right now.
Red: CHOO CHOO TIME! *jumps into the passenger car of the train* Let’s go for a ride, Green!
Green: Oh fine. *gets into the front of the train*
Crimson: I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie woooorld!
Azure: SHUT UP!
Jade: ALLLLL AAAABOOOOARD!!
Green: That’s my line!
(Alfonzo appears out of no where)
Alfonzo: Actually, that’s my line, but I don’t exist in this game so whatever. *disappears*
Zelda: This isn’t exactly a game…
Jade: I SAID ALL ABOARD!
Blue: You seriously expect me to be able to fit in that box of a passenger car? It’s tiny!
Red: Actually, it’s really big on the inside!
Blue: Right… *opens door* Holy crap. That makes no sense.
Vio: They probably just made it small on the outside so it was easier to animate. And besides, big trains just wouldn’t work in that kind of game, now would it?
(Everybody gets on the train)
Azure: GIMME CREAM SODA ALREADY!!
Vio: It’s inside the house! And you’re not getting any because it doesn’t belong to you!
Azure: SHADDAP PURPLE!!
Violet: Azure, do I have to tie you up again?! You know how tight my knots are!
Azure: Fine, I’ll be quiet… *sits down on a bench*
Blue: You gave in that easily? I guess it’s only obvious that I’m tougher than the girl version of myself.
Violet: No, seriously. Whenever I’ve tied anybody up, we always have to use scissors to get it out because I tie them up so tightly they can hardly move. Azure has experienced it herself.
Azure: … *angry face*
Crimson: This is a really fancy passenger car.
Red: Well, we got a lot of money for saving the world and we have really good jobs.
Vio: I’m the only one with a job!
Jade: *nudges Green* Hurry up and get moving! We have some passengers getting impatient!
Green: Jade, it’s not like this is our job.
Jade: HURRY UP!
Green: Okay, okay! *gets the train moving*
(A few minutes later, they pass a guy with a camera taking pictures of their train)
Blue: *looks out of passenger car* What are you doing?! Stalking us or something?!
Jade: Please keep all parts of yourself inside the passenger car while the train is moving.
Guy: I’m obsessed with trains. I only take pictures when they pass by. I’m Ferrus and I have no idea where I am, but there are trains so whatever!
Blue: And I don’t care.
(Blue gets pulled back into the passenger car by Jade)
Jade: Please obey the rules or you can’t ride on the train!
Blue: Oh be quiet!
(The train suddenly stops sharply, throwing everybody to the back)
Green: *enters* There’s a giant archway with a portal in it, and I have no idea what I should do.
Crimson: I bet it leads to a different dimension! Go through it! Go through it!
Violet: But what if there are no trains in that world?! What if there aren’t any tracks and the train stuck on the grass?!
Jade: Well who votes that we go through the portal?
(Red, Crimson and herself raise their hands)
Jade: Who doesn’t?
(Violet and Vio raise their hands)
Jade: Blue and Azure, you have to vote.
Blue: Screw voting! I don’t care!
(The back door of the trains opens all of a sudden with Luna holding the back of Shadow’s tunic)
Luna: Care if we join the ride?
Shadow: I do not want to be here right now!
Luna: Don’t worry, sweetie pie. I’ll be like a date.
Shadow: That’s exactly why I don’t want to be here!
Jade: Well, it looks like we’re going through the portal!
Vio and Violet: WHAT?!
Jade: Please make sure all doors of the train are shut before it starts to move again.
(Luna shuts the door behind her and the train drives forward, into the portal)
(Behind the portal, there was more train tracks and a large field)
Crimson: Hahaha. I knew it was totally safe.
Violet: Oh shut up.
(An Armored Train suddenly appears in front of them and starts moving towards them)
Crimson: AHHH!! HOLY CRAP!! GO BACK! GO BAAAACK!!!
Green: The portal’s gone!
Crimson: JUST GO!!
Jade: Please remain calm! We’re going to be okay!
(So Green reaches to turn the train to reverse, but the train suddenly lunges forward and bashes through the Armored Train, knocking it off the tracks and making it land sideways)
Green: What the heck just happened?
Zelda: Nothing works like a little magic! I zapped the engine with magic while you weren’t paying attention and it made the train strong enough to go through that thing.
Blue: *walks in* Couldn’t you have just made that train blow up?
Zelda: No! That would be just plain rude to whoever was driving it! I bet it was just some mistake!
Green: Because making it fall over sideways is better…
(Azure jumps out of the train and walks over to the sideways Armored Train)
Violet: Get away from that, Azure! It could be dangerous!
Azure: Oh please, I just want to find out what out of their mind person was driving it… *pauses* Huh?! There’s nobody there!
Jade: Must be remote controlled. Or just set to go on a certain path or something.
Red: Possessed by evil! How else would it have appeared in front of us?
Green: Aren’t there supposed to be two tracks for each path?!
Jade: That train was breaking the rules! I shall report the creator to the police!
Violet: Don’t you think maybe we should go find a station first?
Jade: Oh, good idea.
(LAAATERRR)
Zelda: *glances at a sign* Hyrule Castle?! That makes no sense!
Crimson: Hello? Portal, girlfriend!
Blue: Oh my Din, it’s that two hatted freak from before.
Cole: So! We meet again! What are you doing in my dimension?
Vio: I don’t know!
Red: ADVENTURE TIME!!!
Violet: Do you have any idea how to get back?
Cole: Nope.
Violet: Well you’re no help!
Cole: Well… Normally I’m evil, but since you’re not from this game, I might as well tell you something…
Azure: SO?
Cole: In the Ocean Realm there’s a band of pirates that have a shard. If you get it and blow your whistle at an archway that only appears to those with the shard, right in front of the Rabbitland Rescue, it’ll get you out of here. But go fast, because I can’t do my evil plan to get rid of the Spirit Tracks until you do, or else you would be stuck here and end up stopping my plan. So hurry along, children.
Luna: Wait! Can we do one thing before we go?!
Vio: What?
Luna: I’ll be back in a bit!
(One hour later)
Azure and Blue: WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM THAT TOOK YOU FOREVER!!! *look at each other* Hey! Stop talking at the same time as me! It’s annoying! STOP IT!
Luna: I just wanted to get a pair of earrings! They have crescent moons on them! See? *shows earrings*
Violet: You had to buy those now?
Luna: Yep!
Violet: *sighs*
Crimson: Wow, this is really weird. Like, Jade and Green are pretty alike--
Green: No we’re not!
Crimson: Whatever. Red and I are pretty alike, and Azure and Blue are exactly alike, and so are Violet and Vio. But how come Luna and Shadow are almost exact opposites?
Shadow: I don’t know!
Luna: I don’t care, but it doesn’t matter! We’re perfect for each other! *hugs Shadow*
Shadow: Help me…
Crimson: Um, seriously.
Luna: All right, fine. I had a personality change.
Vio: *looks back at Cole* Wait a minute…*How do we know you’re not tricking us?
Cole: I already explained that. I don’t want you foiling my plans. You all look like that new engineer except in recruit clothes, so I don’t want to take any chances.
Jade: If you’re evil, shouldn’t we report you to the police?
Cole: Look, I’m supposed to be the princess’s guardian, so everybody thinks that I’m good, so even if you report me, nobody will believe you. So don’t bother.
Jade: Well… Okay.
(Minutes later)
Jade: ALL ABOOOOAARD!!
(Everybody boards the train)
Azure: So, we’re go to go sabotage a pirate ship, steal some treasure and leave? Awesome!
Violet: But who knows how many pirate ships there are there!
Azure: Well… I suppose we have to try every one then… *grin*
Blue: TREASURE.
(Ocean Realm)
Crimson: Whoa, how the heck did they built tracks over the water?
(A few pirate ships sail up to them and start shooting bombs)
Blue: Wow, that was quick! *opens up the door and jumps onto the pirate ship*
(The train stops)
Azure: Hey! Don’t leave without me! *follows*
Blue: What?! These aren’t pirates! They’re just pig things that sound weird!
Azure: DEMOLISH THEM!! *takes out a bazooka*
Blue: What the FREAK?!
(Azure pwns all the pirates)
Azure: HAHAHAHA!! I AM BEASTLY!
Blue: Well… I found a trunk! *pushes a box forward*
Azure: Don’t feel so awesome. That thing was in plain sight.
Blue: *groans and opens up the trunk*
(DA DA DA DAA!! Blue got nothing but sand!)
Blue: SCREW YOU! *throws the box overboard*
Azure: *snicker* Sorry, but your treasure is on a different ship!
Blue: Shut up!
Crimson: *gasp* Sand instead of starstuff!
Vio: Right…
Jade: We’re not looking for starstuff, Crimson.
Red: By the way… What are we looking for a shard of…?
Green: What’s more important is whether that guy was lying to us or not. What if he sent us out here so he could get rid of the tracks and drown us?
Zelda: I just realized I haven’t spoken in a while.
Green: How come you didn’t say anything when that guy said he was going to take over this land?
Zelda: Not my problem, I’m a different Zelda. I care about my own land, not ones I’ve never even heard of before.
Jade: Now everybody get back aboard the train! It will be leaving soon!
Green: … Jade, I’m driving. I don’t think it’s the best idea to leave them behind.
Red: BUN! BUNANA BUN DUN BUN! BUNANANA!
Vio: … What are you doing?
Red: Pirate ship spotted!
Crimson: Oh noez!
Azure: *takes out bazooka* No problem.
Jade: Just get back on the train.
(Several ship invasions later)
Blue: Gah! I’ve searched through all of the treasure chests on these ships and all of them have useless junk! One of them even had laundry in it! Who the heck puts laundry in a chest?! Grr, I’m so frustrated I could--
Vio: Have some cream soda. *holds out a gallon container*
Blue: MINE! *snatches*
Azure: NO, MINE! *snatches it from him*
Vio: It’s a gallon! You’re going to share it!
Azure: I AM NOT--
Vio and Violet: SHARE IT.
Azure: Fine then, parents.
Jade: Please calm down, passengers!
Azure: Seriously! ENOUGH WITH THAT!
Jade: *eye twitch* I will handcuff you two together and shove you into the bathroom until we get back. THAT’S WHAT WE DO TO PASSENGERS THAT DON’T COOPERATE!
Green: Okay, now I think you’re going too far.
Jade: The passengers want to go somewhere, we take them there. So they should treat us with respect! THAT’S WHY THEY HAVE TO COOPERATE!!
Green: Jade, we’re not taking them anywhere in specific right now! This isn’t your job! You aren’t getting paid for this!
Jade: Yeah, but I want to find some excuse to lock them in the bathroom.
Green: …
(Later)
Crimson: Look! That ship looks different than the others!
Azure: No it doesn’t!
Crimson: I bet that one has the shard in it!
Azure: Oh please. After all those ships that didn’t have the shard in it, this one won’t make any different!
Monster on the ship: HEY ROBERT, HAVE YOU HIDDEN THE SHARD?
Other monster: YEAH, I DID! I HID IT IN THE RAINBOW BARREL DOWN INSIDE THE SHIP!
Monster 1: IT’S A GOOD THING THING THAT NOBODY CAN HEAR US!
Azure: …
Red: Gee, that sure is convenient!
Blue: NO DUH!
Luna: Why don’t Shadow and I go get it?
Blue: THAT’S MY JOB!
Shadow: Yeah, and I’m playing video games right now. *holding 3DS*
Luna: I just want to wipe out all the monsters on the ship!
Blue: THAT’S ALSO MY JOB!
Azure: No, that’s my job!
Crimson: Quick, Red, let’s sneak out and do our special move.
Red: Okay!
(Red and Crimson sneak out of the train and onto the other ship)
Red and Crimson: POWER OF THE QUAKE MEDALLION GO!!!
(What looked like shooting stars destroyed all the monsters on the ship)
Blue: … Holy crap.
Azure: I WANT IT!!!
(The two walked back in holding the rainbow barrel)
Violet: Umm… Why did you take the barrel with you?
Crimson: Because the note on it said that the shard gives off a huge gleam that would light the whole train up, so we have to keep it hidden inside the magic barrel.
Violet: Crimson, that is a normal barrel that had a rainbow painted on it and glitter dumped onto it.
Crimson: All right, fine, I think it looks cool.
(Azure walks over to the barrel and opens it up)
Azure: Augh! My eyes! *falls over*
Crimson: Azure?! *walks over and shakes her* Azure!!
Azure: *jumps up* HA!
Crimson: AHHH!!!
Blue: What are you, four?
Azure: No, I just like scaring Crimson in any possible way. I’m sure she was the only one that fell for it, anyway. *looks over to see Luna and Shadow hiding behind seats. She face palms*
(Red looks into the barrel and sees a shard giving off a rainbowy gleam)
Red: Pretty…
Azure: So what’s the heck is Rabbitland Rescue…?
Crimson: BADADADAA! Map! *takes out a map* We have to go to the place with the bunny ears.
Azure: Where the heck is that?
Crimson: All the way back in the Forest Realm, where we first were!
Zelda: HAVE I BEEN FORGOTTEN?!
Azure: Well, there are a lot of characters here… Maybe it’s hard to keep track of them all and have them all saying things, especially when they don’t have interesting enough personalities!
Violet: You’re admitting that you’re a short-tempered freak?
Azure: No, I’m just pointing out that Zelda has a boring personality.
Zelda: Excuse me?! You don’t know what I’ll do to you if you make me angry.
Azure: You? Angry?
Zelda: Have you forgotten that I’m the only magic user in the train? DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID TO THAT TRAIN WAY BACK THERE?
Azure: Your anger doesn’t threaten me!
(Zelda snaps her fingers and a bunny hood appears on Azure’s head)
Azure: … What did you do?
(Blue bursts out laughing)
Azure: *twitches, takes the bunny hood off her head and rips it in half*
(Later at Rabbitland Rescue, after a LOT of craziness happening in the train)
Jade: Pull the whistle!
(Green pulls the whistle, and inside a nearby arch appears a portal)
Jade: In we go!!
(WHOOSH)
(They come out of a portal and are in their garage where the train first was)
Azure: Oh GOOD! We’re finally back in our own freakin’ world.
Red: It’s a good thing that leprechaun was telling the truth.
Azure: LATER! *leaps out of the train*
Green: Hey guys… Is it just me or is our house bigger?
Vio: I think the authoress expanded our house so we could all have our own rooms. And so the girls could live with us, probably.
Blue: *spits out random drink* WHAT?!
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All right, whose bright idea was it to have all these guys living in the same house? ... Oh wait, it was mine.
Some of these things aren't exactly even WRITING, more like stuff I threw together just to be funny. Stuff I've written down so far consists of old story rewrite one-shots, certain things that aren't really even stories, parodies of things in script form since they're just plain old parodies and it would be impossible to write them normally, completely random comedies, side stories of the Bizarre Saga, and heck, maybe someday there will be some random idea of a parody I got and decided to write like a boss. Not very likely, though. Don't worry, not ALL of them are in script form.
Actually, who really cares. I'm just going to post something funny.
Story notes: In script form, quite long, relatively old, and makes absolutely no sense in general.
OUT OF BOREDOM
(So the Links were all sleeping in one room at some point in their house, since they didn’t have their own rooms)
Red: AAHH! HELP! I HAVE BUG BEDS! *leaps out of bed and grabs Vio*
Vio: Let go of me! How early is it, four-- *looks at the clock* What the crap why are we sleeping at 10:00?
Red: I dunno…
Blue: Hahaha! I changed the clock! It’s actually 8:00!
Vio: What in the-- What was the point of that if you were just going to tell us?
Blue: Ah crap!
Vio: Oh, whatever. How long have you been awake?
Blue: That doesn’t matter! We’ll all out of cream soda! *turns a bottle upside down and nothing comes out* See? Horrible. We have to go to the store and buy more. YO GREEN WAKE UP! *pulls the blanket down to find just a bunch of pillows*
Red: OH NO! GREEN HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY EVIL FORCES!! *runs in circles*
Vio: … You just woke up, how are you so full of energy…?
Green: Actually I woke up at three in the morning, snuck out the window and bought more cream soda because we’re out. *holds up a gallon bottle*
Blue: Gotta love that cream soda.
Red: What’s for breakfast?
Vio: Well I was thinking maybe a healthy cereal like granola or something--
Blue: SCREW THAT! I WANT WAFFLES!!
Green: DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
Red: YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!
Green: DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES?
Blue: YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES!
Green: DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST?
Red: YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST!
All(not Vio): DO DO DODO CAN’T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!
Red: WAFFLES!
Vio: All right shut up! We’ll have waffles! But Zelda said she would be gone today, and none of us have ever made them before! I can’t believe how immature you guys are! Green didn’t used to be like this until after he started buying that cream soda…
Blue: I’ll get right to it! *jumps out of the room*
Shadow: BOO!
Red: EEEEEEK!! EVIL SPIRITS! *jumps into Vio’s arms*
Vio: It’s just Shadow, Red.
Red: Meep! *hides in the closet*
Meanwhile with Blue downstairs…
Blue: All right, umm… *stares at recipe* Never cooked before… Well, I’m sure I’ll figure it out. *gets out all the ingredients and mixes them together best he can* Maybe I can add a little extra zing to it with extra ingredients. I’ll put in some honey… And maybe some yeast… And mustard will surely add to the flavor! And I have to add some cream soda!
Back upstairs…
Green: I wonder if Blue is cooking successfully.
Shadow: Blue is cooking?
Green: I’m pretty sure he’s doing fine, it’s not that hard to make waffles, right?
Blue: *from downstairs* Wow! I didn’t know cooking was so fun!
(A few seconds of silence)
Vio: … I’m not eating those waffles…
(Ten minutes later)
Blue: TIME FOR BREAKFAST!!
(Everybody runs downstairs, except for Vio who went down slowly)
Red: Waffles! Yay!
(They all get a waffle)
Green: … It’s purple…
Blue: Well… I thought it would be a little fun to add food coloring…
Vio: How many extra things did you add?
Blue: Uhhhhhhhhhh…
(Red takes a bite and spits it out)
Red: Dude, that is gross. What did you add, mustard? (OOC!!)
Blue: Maaaayyyybbe…
Vio: No thanks. I’m having granola. (takes out a box of granola)
(Green eats some too and coughs)
Green: Blue, I don’t think you’ll be cooking anymore…
Blue: But it’s so dang fun!
Green: That’s because you’re adding random crap!
Vio: Now get out the kitchen and let me remake the waffles!
Red: LET’S GO TREE CLIMBING! *runs outside*
Blue: I’m going to go drink some cream soda… *goes upstairs*
Green: I’ll go date-- I mean talk to Zelda. *leaves*
(So Shadow and Vio are the only ones left in the kitchen)
Red: *enters* Never mind. I don’t want to climb trees today. Hey Shadow, are you a vampire?
Shadow: … No…?
Red: Oh, never mind then. *goes upstairs*
Blue: GET OUTTA MAH ROOM! IMMA DRINKING CREAM SODA!
Red: Hey! It’s my room too!
Blue: WHATEVER!
Red: *looks at the carpet* THERE ARE BED BUGS IN MY CARPET! *runs downstairs* Viiiiiioo… When are the waffles gonna be done?
Vio: I just started. Now go do something.
Red: Fine… *goes into a different room*
(Later)
Vio: Okay, now they’re done. EVERYBODY GET IN HERE!
(Everybody comes in except for Green)
Shadow: I think Green is at Hyrule Castle trying to get Zelda out on a date with him.
Vio: *picks up a phone* GREEN! Get your butt over here!
(At Hyrule Castle)
Green: Hey Zelda, wanna go for a--
(Suddenly his cell phone rings)
Green: Hello?
Vio: GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE IT’S BREAKFAST TIME!!
Green: Oh, sorry Princess. I have to go join my friends for breakfast. I will be back shortly.
Zelda: Whatever…
(A few minutes later)
Blue: WAFFLES OM NOM NOM NOM!
Red: LOL I’M PUTTING CORN SYRUP ON MINE!! *puts ton corn syrup on his waffle* (EW)
Vio: Is it just me or is everybody really hyper this morning? *puts a proper amount of maple syrup on his waffle*
Shadow: Well Blue drank a lot of cream soda.
(Vio watches for a moment while Red and Blue wolf down waffles)
Vio: I knew it was a good idea to double the recipe.
(Fifteen minutes later, all the waffles are gone)
Red: Lol wafflez…
Vio: I can’t believe Red put corn syrup, brown sugar, white sugar, maple syrup, that kind of fake syrup that’s like four percent maple and chocolate syrup all on one waffle…
Shadow: That’s just gross…
Red: MEEP! *skips outside*
Green: All right, later I’m off to Hyrule Castle! *runs off*
(Blue’s chair falls backwards)
Blue: I think I ate too much…
Shadow: Yer darn right.
(At Hyrule Castle)
Green: Hey Zelda! Do you want to go for a train ride? I just bought one with all of my tons of cash from being a hero and going on adventures!
Zelda: Do you even know how to drive it?
Green: Oh yeah. Forget the just part. I got it like, last year and it’s been in my garage.
(Later)
Green: See! There it is!
Zelda: Are you sure you can drive it?
Green: Yeah, I’m sure! Come on! Climb in!
(Minutes later)
Green: AUUUUUGH!!
(All of the train tracks suddenly disappear. The train almost tips over)
Chancellor Cole: Muahahahaha! I have made all of the tracks disappear evilly!
Zelda: Oh no… It’s Spirit Tracks all over again…
Green: Who the crap are you?
Cole: I have horns! *his hats disappear and horns are there*
Green: I don’t care…
Cole: Hand over the princess! We need her for our evil scheme!
Green: Wait here just a minute. I have to go get something really important first that you’ll probably need. *winks at Zelda*
Cole: Sure, kiddo. (<-- idiot)
(Minutes later)
Green: You’re in the wrong game, whoever you are villain. I have you outnumbered.
Red: LOL HI THERE I’M HYPER!
Blue: I just needed to go to the bathroom! I feel better now.
Vio: Why are we here again?
Red: LOOK! A PERSON WITH HORNS! EXTERMINATE HIM!!
Cole: Oh snap. I am in the wrong game. *disappears*
Red: That was weird, like, lol.
Blue: I suddenly wonder what would happen if there were girl versions of all of us…
Vio: Don’t, it might happen.
(Five girls wearing different color clothing suddenly appear. They looked pretty much like them except they all had long hair halfway down their back, headbands, no tights and no sleeves)
Red Girl: Lol, hai there!
Vio: Oh great, now look what you’ve done!
Black Girl(BLACK CLOTHES): *walks over to Shadow who hadn’t spoken* Hey there cutie.
Shadow: Holy crap. *runs away*
Green Girl: Hi there, I’m Jade.
Red Girl: I’m Crimson!
Blue Girl: I’m Azure.
Purple Girl: I’m Violet.
Vio: Go figure.
Black(clothing) Girl: I’m Luna, and now I have to go find that guy that just ran off! *runs after Shadow*
Azure: GIMME CREAM SODA OR PERISH.
Zelda: What the heck is going on?
Crimson: Cool, a train! But where the heck are the tracks?
(Cole suddenly appears again)
Cole: I forgot to bring the tracks back here. *disappears and the tracks reappear*
Zelda: I am so confused right now.
Red: CHOO CHOO TIME! *jumps into the passenger car of the train* Let’s go for a ride, Green!
Green: Oh fine. *gets into the front of the train*
Crimson: I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie woooorld!
Azure: SHUT UP!
Jade: ALLLLL AAAABOOOOARD!!
Green: That’s my line!
(Alfonzo appears out of no where)
Alfonzo: Actually, that’s my line, but I don’t exist in this game so whatever. *disappears*
Zelda: This isn’t exactly a game…
Jade: I SAID ALL ABOARD!
Blue: You seriously expect me to be able to fit in that box of a passenger car? It’s tiny!
Red: Actually, it’s really big on the inside!
Blue: Right… *opens door* Holy crap. That makes no sense.
Vio: They probably just made it small on the outside so it was easier to animate. And besides, big trains just wouldn’t work in that kind of game, now would it?
(Everybody gets on the train)
Azure: GIMME CREAM SODA ALREADY!!
Vio: It’s inside the house! And you’re not getting any because it doesn’t belong to you!
Azure: SHADDAP PURPLE!!
Violet: Azure, do I have to tie you up again?! You know how tight my knots are!
Azure: Fine, I’ll be quiet… *sits down on a bench*
Blue: You gave in that easily? I guess it’s only obvious that I’m tougher than the girl version of myself.
Violet: No, seriously. Whenever I’ve tied anybody up, we always have to use scissors to get it out because I tie them up so tightly they can hardly move. Azure has experienced it herself.
Azure: … *angry face*
Crimson: This is a really fancy passenger car.
Red: Well, we got a lot of money for saving the world and we have really good jobs.
Vio: I’m the only one with a job!
Jade: *nudges Green* Hurry up and get moving! We have some passengers getting impatient!
Green: Jade, it’s not like this is our job.
Jade: HURRY UP!
Green: Okay, okay! *gets the train moving*
(A few minutes later, they pass a guy with a camera taking pictures of their train)
Blue: *looks out of passenger car* What are you doing?! Stalking us or something?!
Jade: Please keep all parts of yourself inside the passenger car while the train is moving.
Guy: I’m obsessed with trains. I only take pictures when they pass by. I’m Ferrus and I have no idea where I am, but there are trains so whatever!
Blue: And I don’t care.
(Blue gets pulled back into the passenger car by Jade)
Jade: Please obey the rules or you can’t ride on the train!
Blue: Oh be quiet!
(The train suddenly stops sharply, throwing everybody to the back)
Green: *enters* There’s a giant archway with a portal in it, and I have no idea what I should do.
Crimson: I bet it leads to a different dimension! Go through it! Go through it!
Violet: But what if there are no trains in that world?! What if there aren’t any tracks and the train stuck on the grass?!
Jade: Well who votes that we go through the portal?
(Red, Crimson and herself raise their hands)
Jade: Who doesn’t?
(Violet and Vio raise their hands)
Jade: Blue and Azure, you have to vote.
Blue: Screw voting! I don’t care!
(The back door of the trains opens all of a sudden with Luna holding the back of Shadow’s tunic)
Luna: Care if we join the ride?
Shadow: I do not want to be here right now!
Luna: Don’t worry, sweetie pie. I’ll be like a date.
Shadow: That’s exactly why I don’t want to be here!
Jade: Well, it looks like we’re going through the portal!
Vio and Violet: WHAT?!
Jade: Please make sure all doors of the train are shut before it starts to move again.
(Luna shuts the door behind her and the train drives forward, into the portal)
(Behind the portal, there was more train tracks and a large field)
Crimson: Hahaha. I knew it was totally safe.
Violet: Oh shut up.
(An Armored Train suddenly appears in front of them and starts moving towards them)
Crimson: AHHH!! HOLY CRAP!! GO BACK! GO BAAAACK!!!
Green: The portal’s gone!
Crimson: JUST GO!!
Jade: Please remain calm! We’re going to be okay!
(So Green reaches to turn the train to reverse, but the train suddenly lunges forward and bashes through the Armored Train, knocking it off the tracks and making it land sideways)
Green: What the heck just happened?
Zelda: Nothing works like a little magic! I zapped the engine with magic while you weren’t paying attention and it made the train strong enough to go through that thing.
Blue: *walks in* Couldn’t you have just made that train blow up?
Zelda: No! That would be just plain rude to whoever was driving it! I bet it was just some mistake!
Green: Because making it fall over sideways is better…
(Azure jumps out of the train and walks over to the sideways Armored Train)
Violet: Get away from that, Azure! It could be dangerous!
Azure: Oh please, I just want to find out what out of their mind person was driving it… *pauses* Huh?! There’s nobody there!
Jade: Must be remote controlled. Or just set to go on a certain path or something.
Red: Possessed by evil! How else would it have appeared in front of us?
Green: Aren’t there supposed to be two tracks for each path?!
Jade: That train was breaking the rules! I shall report the creator to the police!
Violet: Don’t you think maybe we should go find a station first?
Jade: Oh, good idea.
(LAAATERRR)
Zelda: *glances at a sign* Hyrule Castle?! That makes no sense!
Crimson: Hello? Portal, girlfriend!
Blue: Oh my Din, it’s that two hatted freak from before.
Cole: So! We meet again! What are you doing in my dimension?
Vio: I don’t know!
Red: ADVENTURE TIME!!!
Violet: Do you have any idea how to get back?
Cole: Nope.
Violet: Well you’re no help!
Cole: Well… Normally I’m evil, but since you’re not from this game, I might as well tell you something…
Azure: SO?
Cole: In the Ocean Realm there’s a band of pirates that have a shard. If you get it and blow your whistle at an archway that only appears to those with the shard, right in front of the Rabbitland Rescue, it’ll get you out of here. But go fast, because I can’t do my evil plan to get rid of the Spirit Tracks until you do, or else you would be stuck here and end up stopping my plan. So hurry along, children.
Luna: Wait! Can we do one thing before we go?!
Vio: What?
Luna: I’ll be back in a bit!
(One hour later)
Azure and Blue: WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM THAT TOOK YOU FOREVER!!! *look at each other* Hey! Stop talking at the same time as me! It’s annoying! STOP IT!
Luna: I just wanted to get a pair of earrings! They have crescent moons on them! See? *shows earrings*
Violet: You had to buy those now?
Luna: Yep!
Violet: *sighs*
Crimson: Wow, this is really weird. Like, Jade and Green are pretty alike--
Green: No we’re not!
Crimson: Whatever. Red and I are pretty alike, and Azure and Blue are exactly alike, and so are Violet and Vio. But how come Luna and Shadow are almost exact opposites?
Shadow: I don’t know!
Luna: I don’t care, but it doesn’t matter! We’re perfect for each other! *hugs Shadow*
Shadow: Help me…
Crimson: Um, seriously.
Luna: All right, fine. I had a personality change.
Vio: *looks back at Cole* Wait a minute…*How do we know you’re not tricking us?
Cole: I already explained that. I don’t want you foiling my plans. You all look like that new engineer except in recruit clothes, so I don’t want to take any chances.
Jade: If you’re evil, shouldn’t we report you to the police?
Cole: Look, I’m supposed to be the princess’s guardian, so everybody thinks that I’m good, so even if you report me, nobody will believe you. So don’t bother.
Jade: Well… Okay.
(Minutes later)
Jade: ALL ABOOOOAARD!!
(Everybody boards the train)
Azure: So, we’re go to go sabotage a pirate ship, steal some treasure and leave? Awesome!
Violet: But who knows how many pirate ships there are there!
Azure: Well… I suppose we have to try every one then… *grin*
Blue: TREASURE.
(Ocean Realm)
Crimson: Whoa, how the heck did they built tracks over the water?
(A few pirate ships sail up to them and start shooting bombs)
Blue: Wow, that was quick! *opens up the door and jumps onto the pirate ship*
(The train stops)
Azure: Hey! Don’t leave without me! *follows*
Blue: What?! These aren’t pirates! They’re just pig things that sound weird!
Azure: DEMOLISH THEM!! *takes out a bazooka*
Blue: What the FREAK?!
(Azure pwns all the pirates)
Azure: HAHAHAHA!! I AM BEASTLY!
Blue: Well… I found a trunk! *pushes a box forward*
Azure: Don’t feel so awesome. That thing was in plain sight.
Blue: *groans and opens up the trunk*
(DA DA DA DAA!! Blue got nothing but sand!)
Blue: SCREW YOU! *throws the box overboard*
Azure: *snicker* Sorry, but your treasure is on a different ship!
Blue: Shut up!
Crimson: *gasp* Sand instead of starstuff!
Vio: Right…
Jade: We’re not looking for starstuff, Crimson.
Red: By the way… What are we looking for a shard of…?
Green: What’s more important is whether that guy was lying to us or not. What if he sent us out here so he could get rid of the tracks and drown us?
Zelda: I just realized I haven’t spoken in a while.
Green: How come you didn’t say anything when that guy said he was going to take over this land?
Zelda: Not my problem, I’m a different Zelda. I care about my own land, not ones I’ve never even heard of before.
Jade: Now everybody get back aboard the train! It will be leaving soon!
Green: … Jade, I’m driving. I don’t think it’s the best idea to leave them behind.
Red: BUN! BUNANA BUN DUN BUN! BUNANANA!
Vio: … What are you doing?
Red: Pirate ship spotted!
Crimson: Oh noez!
Azure: *takes out bazooka* No problem.
Jade: Just get back on the train.
(Several ship invasions later)
Blue: Gah! I’ve searched through all of the treasure chests on these ships and all of them have useless junk! One of them even had laundry in it! Who the heck puts laundry in a chest?! Grr, I’m so frustrated I could--
Vio: Have some cream soda. *holds out a gallon container*
Blue: MINE! *snatches*
Azure: NO, MINE! *snatches it from him*
Vio: It’s a gallon! You’re going to share it!
Azure: I AM NOT--
Vio and Violet: SHARE IT.
Azure: Fine then, parents.
Jade: Please calm down, passengers!
Azure: Seriously! ENOUGH WITH THAT!
Jade: *eye twitch* I will handcuff you two together and shove you into the bathroom until we get back. THAT’S WHAT WE DO TO PASSENGERS THAT DON’T COOPERATE!
Green: Okay, now I think you’re going too far.
Jade: The passengers want to go somewhere, we take them there. So they should treat us with respect! THAT’S WHY THEY HAVE TO COOPERATE!!
Green: Jade, we’re not taking them anywhere in specific right now! This isn’t your job! You aren’t getting paid for this!
Jade: Yeah, but I want to find some excuse to lock them in the bathroom.
Green: …
(Later)
Crimson: Look! That ship looks different than the others!
Azure: No it doesn’t!
Crimson: I bet that one has the shard in it!
Azure: Oh please. After all those ships that didn’t have the shard in it, this one won’t make any different!
Monster on the ship: HEY ROBERT, HAVE YOU HIDDEN THE SHARD?
Other monster: YEAH, I DID! I HID IT IN THE RAINBOW BARREL DOWN INSIDE THE SHIP!
Monster 1: IT’S A GOOD THING THING THAT NOBODY CAN HEAR US!
Azure: …
Red: Gee, that sure is convenient!
Blue: NO DUH!
Luna: Why don’t Shadow and I go get it?
Blue: THAT’S MY JOB!
Shadow: Yeah, and I’m playing video games right now. *holding 3DS*
Luna: I just want to wipe out all the monsters on the ship!
Blue: THAT’S ALSO MY JOB!
Azure: No, that’s my job!
Crimson: Quick, Red, let’s sneak out and do our special move.
Red: Okay!
(Red and Crimson sneak out of the train and onto the other ship)
Red and Crimson: POWER OF THE QUAKE MEDALLION GO!!!
(What looked like shooting stars destroyed all the monsters on the ship)
Blue: … Holy crap.
Azure: I WANT IT!!!
(The two walked back in holding the rainbow barrel)
Violet: Umm… Why did you take the barrel with you?
Crimson: Because the note on it said that the shard gives off a huge gleam that would light the whole train up, so we have to keep it hidden inside the magic barrel.
Violet: Crimson, that is a normal barrel that had a rainbow painted on it and glitter dumped onto it.
Crimson: All right, fine, I think it looks cool.
(Azure walks over to the barrel and opens it up)
Azure: Augh! My eyes! *falls over*
Crimson: Azure?! *walks over and shakes her* Azure!!
Azure: *jumps up* HA!
Crimson: AHHH!!!
Blue: What are you, four?
Azure: No, I just like scaring Crimson in any possible way. I’m sure she was the only one that fell for it, anyway. *looks over to see Luna and Shadow hiding behind seats. She face palms*
(Red looks into the barrel and sees a shard giving off a rainbowy gleam)
Red: Pretty…
Azure: So what’s the heck is Rabbitland Rescue…?
Crimson: BADADADAA! Map! *takes out a map* We have to go to the place with the bunny ears.
Azure: Where the heck is that?
Crimson: All the way back in the Forest Realm, where we first were!
Zelda: HAVE I BEEN FORGOTTEN?!
Azure: Well, there are a lot of characters here… Maybe it’s hard to keep track of them all and have them all saying things, especially when they don’t have interesting enough personalities!
Violet: You’re admitting that you’re a short-tempered freak?
Azure: No, I’m just pointing out that Zelda has a boring personality.
Zelda: Excuse me?! You don’t know what I’ll do to you if you make me angry.
Azure: You? Angry?
Zelda: Have you forgotten that I’m the only magic user in the train? DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID TO THAT TRAIN WAY BACK THERE?
Azure: Your anger doesn’t threaten me!
(Zelda snaps her fingers and a bunny hood appears on Azure’s head)
Azure: … What did you do?
(Blue bursts out laughing)
Azure: *twitches, takes the bunny hood off her head and rips it in half*
(Later at Rabbitland Rescue, after a LOT of craziness happening in the train)
Jade: Pull the whistle!
(Green pulls the whistle, and inside a nearby arch appears a portal)
Jade: In we go!!
(WHOOSH)
(They come out of a portal and are in their garage where the train first was)
Azure: Oh GOOD! We’re finally back in our own freakin’ world.
Red: It’s a good thing that leprechaun was telling the truth.
Azure: LATER! *leaps out of the train*
Green: Hey guys… Is it just me or is our house bigger?
Vio: I think the authoress expanded our house so we could all have our own rooms. And so the girls could live with us, probably.
Blue: *spits out random drink* WHAT?!
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All right, whose bright idea was it to have all these guys living in the same house? ... Oh wait, it was mine.