Castle
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- Joined
- Oct 24, 2012
- Location
- Crisis? What Crisis?
- Gender
- Pan-decepticon-transdeliberate-selfidentifying-sodiumbased-extraexistential-temporal anomaly
The details of this particular interview are too keese-scat insane to regale ya'll with here... suffice it to say I'm awfully certain the interviewer was high or either brainwashed or recovering from some manner of anesthetic procedure...
Not only did I not get the job (not that I would have accepted - I don't do full on crazy) but I had to get drunk afterwards just to cope with the sheer mind-boggling perplexity of what I had just witnessed... just kidding, me and some buddies were going for drinks anyway and we had a laugh about it.
The interview was one of these lovey-dovey touchy-feely type things that ask the potential candidate not of their ability to do the @#$%ing job for which they are applying but rather the questions consists more of an exploration of ones.... spiritual side... Questions like "How many genders do you recognize?" and "How does the color Purple smell?" "Tell me about your childhood friend" and... I @#$% you not "What is your spirit animal?"
Am I making this @#$% up? I wish I was...
Not only did I not get the job (not that I would have accepted - I don't do full on crazy) but I had to get drunk afterwards just to cope with the sheer mind-boggling perplexity of what I had just witnessed... just kidding, me and some buddies were going for drinks anyway and we had a laugh about it.
The interview was one of these lovey-dovey touchy-feely type things that ask the potential candidate not of their ability to do the @#$%ing job for which they are applying but rather the questions consists more of an exploration of ones.... spiritual side... Questions like "How many genders do you recognize?" and "How does the color Purple smell?" "Tell me about your childhood friend" and... I @#$% you not "What is your spirit animal?"
Am I making this @#$% up? I wish I was...