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Jirohnagi

Braava Braava
Joined
Feb 18, 2010
Location
Soul Sanctum
Gender
Geosexual
The only time i made erotic puns about a @Castle

6:58 AM - Castle:
sploosh
Shironagi
hits castle's well and gets wet
6:58 AM - Night Owl:
Something like that
Shironagi
digs under the walls
Shironagi:
and all night owl will think off is castle puns
Shironagi:
sooo many rivets
Shironagi
drools
6:57 AM - Night Owl:
I need a 61% to get an A for the class and a 94% to have pretty much aced it. So much EC was given on the last two exams
6:57 AM - Castle:
522 rivets... it bounche back :P
Shironagi:
MY MIGHTY BOLT SHALL PENETRATE THY WALLS
Shironagi
uses a ballista grapnel to start tugging down walls
Shironagi:
Ouch Castle thas harsh
6:56 AM - Castle:
your grapnels are not very effective
6:56 AM - Night Owl:
I haven't studied all weekend
6:56 AM - Castle:
procrastinate much?
Shironagi
uses grapnels to force the bridge down
Shironagi:
you are correct Night
6:55 AM - Castle:
I never realized how sexually explicit castles are
6:55 AM - Night Owl:
1 am, I have a final in 12 hours, and I spend it reading what I can assumes is some bizzare castle based innuendo-athon
Shironagi:
I've turned an entire user into a homerotic bad joke
6:54 AM - Castle:
No! > :0(
Shironagi:
LOWA THY DRAWBRIDGE
Shironagi:
....
6:54 AM - Castle:
suddenly... A WILD MOD APPEARS!! "It's the pigs!!" *everybody runs*
6:53 AM - Castle:
:)
Shironagi:
tiny slits for things to poke out ;)
6:53 AM - Castle:
and MURDERHOLES!!! EVERYWHERE!!! > :0( *super heavy metal gnash out!!*
Shironagi:
Crenels and merlons to be exact Nico
6:52 AM - Castle:
for extra firmness
6:52 AM - Nicolai:
I believe they are called "battlements"
6:51 AM - Castle:
five hundred and twenty two rivets to be exact
Shironagi
source of many sigs and embarrassments
6:50 AM - Castle:
dat cullis tho- I'm putting this in my signature
Shironagi:
how many rivets
Shironagi:
oh my!
6:49 AM - Castle:
solid iron
Shironagi:
is it grilled?
Shironagi:
dat cullis tho
6:49 AM - Castle:
if you think my towers are fine you should see my portcullis
6:48 AM - Nicolai:
Apparently >.~
Shironagi:
I dunno Nicolai has some mighty large salt pillars
Shironagi:
and castle has some mighty towers
6:47 AM - Castle:
*ahem* don't do drugs
6:47 AM - Castle:
like that time we dropped acid and went on that wild head trip? *whimsical sigh* good times. gooooood tiiimes...
6:47 AM - Nicolai:
Role playing popular sports?
Shironagi:
Though i gotta admit Storm has some sexy clouds goin
6:47 AM - Nicolai:
I dunno what I was expecting. Poetry slam?
Shironagi:
We are all allowed our stupidities
Shironagi:
:P
6:46 AM - Castle:
among other things...
6:46 AM - Storm:
yes, Nicolai, gay humor, and attempted rp murder
6:46 AM - Storm
is literally a cloud. the rocks fall on Castle
6:46 AM - Nicolai:
So this is what goes on at 2am at ZD-i...
Shironagi
uses trebuchet to launch flaming rocks at storm
6:44 AM - Castle:
Think of the Children!!!
Shironagi:
T>T
6:43 AM - Storm:
it's my first time
6:43 AM - Storm:
oh be gentle
Shironagi
uses the battering ram on Storm
6:43 AM - Castle:
oh yeah? PROVE it :P
6:43 AM - Storm:
i have screencaps
6:42 AM - Castle:
but now there's no evidence o_O It's your word against mine
Shironagi:
oh god
6:42 AM - Storm:
you're a naughty little bastion, aren't you
6:42 AM - Storm:
i saw everything
Shironagi
unleashes Storm pon the Castle
6:42 AM - Storm:
kill me
6:42 AM - Storm:
what are you going to do
6:41 AM - Castle:
no one will ever know :P
6:41 AM - Storm:
what has Nathan filliuon done to you
Shironagi
uses trebuchet to shatter towers of Castle
Shironagi:
that was one perverse comment
Shironagi
replied to thread Official Suggestions Thread
6:38 AM - Castle:
Um... Ima fortress. you're gonna need a lot more pick axes
6:37 AM - Castle:
s-Stop! it tickles!!
6:37 AM - Castle
titters
Shironagi
starts picking at Castle
6:36 AM - Castle:
hey now that's physical assault!! that's no laughing matter
6:36 AM - Mamono101
replied to thread Official Suggestions Thread
Shironagi
gets pickaxe
6:35 AM - Tristan
replied to thread Mases Mart Returning - Asking for Questions
Shironagi:
Granite you say?
6:35 AM - Nicolai:
Bricks have built some impressive masterpieces of architecture over the years, I'm sure.
6:34 AM - Castle:
and my bricks are 12x7in granite, thank you very much
6:33 AM - Castle:
true.
Shironagi:
Ayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
6:33 AM - Nicolai:
That sounded kinda bad out of context, but you get my point. No sense getting worked up by complete strangers
Shironagi:
Never respect an internet strangers word.........nor the interstates
Shironagi:
I mean calling a castle a bricks gotta be insensitive and mean i just called you a 6 by 3 inch piece of clay
6:32 AM - Nicolai:
I mean, it's the Internet. I have no idea who you are, therefore I have no idea whether to respect your word or not.
Shironagi:
CASTLE YOU BRICK
6:30 AM - Castle:
you might not fare well in the wild nicolai, but would you throw an emotional tantrum if I called you a not-so-flattering name? because that's what I'm laughing at.
 
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DekuNut

I play my drum for you
Joined
Jan 30, 2011
Location
Tangent Universe
6:22 PM - Tristan: and then after twilight princess: "finally he's dead so i can start from scratch and -- OH FOR THE LOVE OF HYLIA"
6:21 PM - Azure Sage: #destroyed
6:21 PM - Azure Sage: ganon in hell: "but demise your fursona is akuma"
6:20 PM - Azure Sage: "why wont this ****ing furry die already"
6:20 PM - Tristan: demise probably corrupts ganon to keep losing and then witnesses him constantly getting revived with sheer disappointment
6:19 PM - Tristan: seems legit
6:18 PM - Azure Sage: i need to stop myself
6:18 PM - Azure Sage: do you think demise is sitting in hell unbelievably pissed off thinking "why the hell my reincarnation a goddamn furry"
6:17 PM - Azure Sage: i cant belive i just typed that out with my own two fingers
6:17 PM - Azure Sage: maybe a pig is ganon's fursona
 

Castle

Ch!ld0fV!si0n
Joined
Oct 24, 2012
Location
Crisis? What Crisis?
Gender
Pan-decepticon-transdeliberate-selfidentifying-sodiumbased-extraexistential-temporal anomaly
Overheard in the wee hours of the morn... this was good for a laugh :lol::crylaugh:

11:36 PM - Draymorath:
Sh-shut! *blushes hard*
11:35 PM - Night Owl:
Girls, you're both beautiful.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:58 PM - Wombat Veteran:
Nevah.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:57 PM - Draymorath:
Take that back.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:57 PM - Wombat Veteran:
Your mom.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:55 PM - Draymorath:
Yor gay.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:54 PM - Wombat Veteran:
"Is a less colorful version of..."
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:53 PM - Draymorath:
*inspired by
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:53 PM - Wombat Veteran:
..."Takes cues from..."
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:51 PM - Draymorath:
Anyway, no, it's not bad, but I think emulate isn't really the proper term.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:50 PM - Draymorath:
But it does the whole ki thing, which is entirely unique. =/
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:50 PM - Wombat Veteran:
(Again, being like Dark Souls is not bad.)
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:50 PM - Wombat Veteran:
It didn't, but Nioh's use of it is definitely taken from Dark Souls.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:49 PM - Draymorath:
Also Dark Souls did not invent the stamina meter...
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:49 PM - Wombat Veteran:
It's not bad to emulate Dark Souls. Dark Souls is a great series.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:49 PM - Draymorath:
Taking inspiration is different than trying to emulate something.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:49 PM - Wombat Veteran:
Stamina meter that depletes with every action. Dropping your currency where you died last. The summons system.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:48 PM - Draymorath:
I think it's trying to be it's own thing, not emulate anything.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:47 PM - Wombat Veteran:
But it's not as visually distinct as the games it's aiming to emulate.
 

Alita the Pun

Dmitri
Joined
Oct 6, 2016
Location
Nintendo Memeverse
Gender
A Mellophone Player... Mellophonista?
Overheard in the wee hours of the morn... this was good for a laugh :lol::crylaugh:

11:36 PM - Draymorath:
Sh-shut! *blushes hard*
11:35 PM - Night Owl:
Girls, you're both beautiful.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:58 PM - Wombat Veteran:
Nevah.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:57 PM - Draymorath:
Take that back.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:57 PM - Wombat Veteran:
Your mom.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:55 PM - Draymorath:
Yor gay.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:54 PM - Wombat Veteran:
"Is a less colorful version of..."
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:53 PM - Draymorath:
*inspired by
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:53 PM - Wombat Veteran:
..."Takes cues from..."
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:51 PM - Draymorath:
Anyway, no, it's not bad, but I think emulate isn't really the proper term.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:50 PM - Draymorath:
But it does the whole ki thing, which is entirely unique. =/
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:50 PM - Wombat Veteran:
(Again, being like Dark Souls is not bad.)
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:50 PM - Wombat Veteran:
It didn't, but Nioh's use of it is definitely taken from Dark Souls.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:49 PM - Draymorath:
Also Dark Souls did not invent the stamina meter...
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:49 PM - Wombat Veteran:
It's not bad to emulate Dark Souls. Dark Souls is a great series.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:49 PM - Draymorath:
Taking inspiration is different than trying to emulate something.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:49 PM - Wombat Veteran:
Stamina meter that depletes with every action. Dropping your currency where you died last. The summons system.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:48 PM - Draymorath:
I think it's trying to be it's own thing, not emulate anything.
Feb 14, 2017 at 10:47 PM - Wombat Veteran:
But it's not as visually distinct as the games it's aiming to emulate.

I saw this but I decided it was best not to get involved. :P
 

Pen

The game is on!
Mar 10, 2017 10:55 PM - @Tristan: Are there spoilers in that thread?
Mar 10, 2017 10:55 PM - @DekuNut: No
Mar 10, 2017 10:56 PM - @Pendio: But there is calamity in that thread.
Mar 10, 2017 10:56 PM - @Pendio: So you better watch out.
Mar 10, 2017 10:56 PM - @Pendio: You better not pout.
Mar 10, 2017 10:56 PM - @Night Owl: So much calamity on this forum
Mar 10, 2017 10:57 PM - @Night Owl: every user is calamity
Mar 10, 2017 10:57 PM - @Pendio: Yeah. Santa Claus is coming to town.
Mar 10, 2017 10:58 PM - @Night Owl: calamity santa claus
Mar 10, 2017 10:58 PM - @Pendio: Indeed so!
Mar 10, 2017 11:00 PM - @Night Owl: Does he bring disaster with him wherever he goes?
Mar 10, 2017 11:02 PM - @BlackWolf//WhiteAngel: Oh you better not pout! You better not cry! You beter not shout I'm tellin' you why. Calamity Claus is coming to town!
Mar 10, 2017 11:03 PM - @Pendio: EVERYBODY RUN!
Mar 10, 2017 11:04 PM - @Pendio: It's Calamity Claus! D:
Mar 10, 2017 11:04 PM - @Night Owl: He crushes you when you're sleeping, he destroys you when you're awake
Mar 10, 2017 11:05 PM - @Pendio: DX
Mar 10, 2017 11:05 PM - @Night Owl: He doesn't care if you've been bad or good, so scream for all our sakes
Mar 10, 2017 11:10 PM - @BlackWolf//WhiteAngel: Guys I think we have this years Zelda themed christmas charol :P
Mar 10, 2017 11:12 PM - @Night Owl: lol we're overacheiving this year
Mar 10, 2017 11:20 PM - @Pendio: Can't wait for December to come!
 

Alita the Pun

Dmitri
Joined
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Location
Nintendo Memeverse
Gender
A Mellophone Player... Mellophonista?
  1. 6:44 PM - Deus:
    On my way
  2. 6:44 PM - Domozilla777:
    I nlew on it so it's ok
  3. 6:44 PM - Deus:
    Nope
  4. Dizzi:
    DEUS YOU HOME??
  5. Dizzi:
    it ok now?
  6. 6:43 PM - Domozilla777:
    Thanks buddyroll
  7. Dizzi:
    dahhh well enjoy the coffee
  8. 6:41 PM - Domozilla777:
    O thanks
  9. 6:41 PM - Mido:
    Good! Have fun on your journey!
  10. 6:41 PM - Domozilla777:
    of course mido
  11. 6:40 PM - Domozilla777:
    Rip
  12. 6:40 PM - Mido:
    Does the ancient spirit of the pharaoh reside in you, and will you go on many adventures with your friends
  13. Dizzi:
    they didnt ahhh i told them to!!!!
  14. 6:40 PM - Domozilla777:
    The answer is 42
  15. 6:40 PM - Domozilla777:
    Yes and no
  16. 6:39 PM - Mido:
    you solved the millenium puzzle?
  17. 6:39 PM - Domozilla777:
    They didn't put it in first class
  18. Dizzi:
    you did?
  19. 6:39 PM - Domozilla777:
    The planes engine melted the ice
  20. 6:39 PM - Domozilla777:
    I solved something
  21. Dizzi:
    i took that into account!!! it was ice!!!
  22. 6:38 PM - Domozilla777:
    \\praise the equator//
  23. 6:38 PM - Domozilla777:
    The equator heated it
  24. Dizzi:
    it was cool coffee!!
  25. 6:37 PM - Mido:
    :(
  26. 6:37 PM - Domozilla777:
    Watch out everyone, the coffee is really hot!
  27. Dizzi
    steals midos tea....
  28. 6:36 PM - Domozilla777:
    It's a bit hot, I should have blown on it till it's cool, just cool
  29. 6:36 PM - Mido
    sips tea
  30. 6:35 PM - Domozilla777:
    *drinks*
  31. 6:35 PM - Domozilla777:
    Thank
  32. Dizzi
    sends a coffee to dom....
  33. 6:35 PM - Domozilla777:
    *brain death occurs here*
  34. 6:35 PM - Mido:
    yes
  35. Dizzi:
    awwww
  36. 6:35 PM - Domozilla777:
    No...
  37. Dizzi:
    did you get your coffee dom?
  38. 6:34 PM - Domozilla777:
    Remember that
  39. 6:33 PM - Domozilla777:
    The rallying point is under the left, 3rd of the smoothly jagged stone of glass
  40. 6:32 PM - Deus:
    Oh I'll have the butler do it
  41. Dizzi:
    howd you managed that spirit
  42. Dizzi:
    its in box and hasnt been fed for while and itll need to pee....
  43. 6:32 PM - Spirit:
    Oh man i just ate sonething meant for eight people :/
  44. 6:32 PM - Domozilla777:
    Soosh
  45. 6:32 PM - Deus:
    Why does it need saving?
  46. Dizzi:
    ok i hope its alive...
  47. 6:31 PM - Deus:
    I'll be home soon ish
  48. Dizzi:
    aww get home to save it??
  49. 6:30 PM - Deus:
    No I didn't. I am not home yet
  50. Dizzi:
    im good
  51. 6:30 PM - Mido:
    Can't complain
  52. Dizzi:
    did you get the kitten i sent you?
  53. 6:30 PM - Deus:
    Yourself?
  54. 6:30 PM - Deus:
    Fine thank you
  55. Dizzi:
    how you all doing?
  56. 6:29 PM - Mido:
    yo
*edited*
 

Castle

Ch!ld0fV!si0n
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Location
Crisis? What Crisis?
Gender
Pan-decepticon-transdeliberate-selfidentifying-sodiumbased-extraexistential-temporal anomaly
In response to http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/threads/pronunciation-of-all-things-zelda.59402/#post-1086650
  1. 10:32 PM - Zachie Blade
    breathes
  2. 10:31 PM - BlackWolf//WhiteAngel:
    breathes
  3. 10:31 PM - Zachie Blade:
    breathes or breaths?
  4. 10:31 PM - Zachie Blade:
    is it
  5. 10:31 PM - Zachie Blade
    breaths
  6. 10:30 PM - BlackWolf//WhiteAngel:
    put the mop DOWN MY MAN
  7. 10:30 PM - BlackWolf//WhiteAngel:
    Zachie calm down
  8. 10:30 PM - BlackWolf//WhiteAngel:
    It's a joke
  9. 10:30 PM - Zachie Blade:
    how
  10. 10:30 PM - Zachie Blade:
    why
  11. 10:30 PM - Zachie Blade:
    what
  12. 10:30 PM - BlackWolf//WhiteAngel:
    I pronounce Zelda as Zeel day :^)
 

Castle

Ch!ld0fV!si0n
Joined
Oct 24, 2012
Location
Crisis? What Crisis?
Gender
Pan-decepticon-transdeliberate-selfidentifying-sodiumbased-extraexistential-temporal anomaly
  1. 8:17 PM - Castle:
    Lawl! Well I guess there needs to be someplace to dispose of the bodies
  2. 8:16 PM - Satan:
    deus's anti-necromancing policy kind of got you stuck with them
  3. Castle:
    then how would you explain the corpses?
  4. 8:15 PM - Satan:
    no one would dare lay seige to a cute castle
  5. 8:15 PM - Satan:
    yes you are
  6. Castle:
    LOL Aw! I'm adorable!! ^_^
  7. 8:14 PM - Satan:
    this is you http://www.clipartlord.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/castle9.png
  8. Castle:
    aw, you're no fun :(
  9. Castle:
    ... not even the blood drenched courtyard where I display the corpses of invaders on pikes?
  10. 8:13 PM - Satan:
    no youre just a generic clipart castle
  11. Castle:
    yeah but... can't you go into further detail? What about my gleaming white ramparts? My ivory towers? My majestic drawbridge with its golden lions? My pristine moat and sky blue and yellow banners whipping in the breeze?
  12. 8:11 PM - Satan:
    i picture you as a castle
  13. Castle:
    ... I got really carried away there
  14. Castle:
    I picture Deus as a valiant Preist of Lathander, decked out in gleaming armor, taking his crusade to the scourge of undead necro-threads across the realms - from Mature to Discussion to that Mailbag section nobody ever looks at - smiting the ranks of zombies with his Holy Hammer of Turning +2
Our Lord Satan... ever the joker...
 
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"The Great /me Spam of the Problembox". That is how you sum up what happened during this log. I am going to just explain what happened in a paragraph, with the full logs attached as a text file since they are so long.

A huge /me spam started which eventually caused the shoutbox to be renamed to the "Problembox". I pointed that out and that caused the shoutbox to be renamed to the "23:34 - Dark: Refresh the page guys lmao" (See attached screenshot). The shoutbox was eventually renamed back to the "shoutbox".

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In case you are wondering, I was on mobile so there was no way I could fake the screenshot
 

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I really do not know how to decribe this one besides saying, "Imagine if nintendo went straight from the Wii to the Switch, while releasing all of the games for the Wii U"


9:33 AM - Lozjam: What's a Wii U?
9:33 AM - Lozjam: I thought Nintendo went straight from the Wii to the Switch....
9:33 AM - Mido: Oh yeah, that's right. They did
9:35 AM - Mido: I dunno, my memory's sort of blurry. I recall buying a New Super Mario bros game in 2012, but i think it was Wii.
9:36 AM - Lozjam: Hmmmm.... I think a 2D Donkey Kong released a couple years after.... But I think that was the Wii as well
9:37 AM - Lozjam: And there was this pretty weird Mario game that was 3D but had 2D mechanics.... But wait.... That was the 3DS!
9:37 AM - Mido: I remember skipping out on it unfortunately. Man, did the Wii have a longer lifespan than I recalled at first!
9:38 AM - Mido: Then there was the new smash bros game and Hyrule Warriors Legends, but those were on 3DS too
9:39 AM - Lozjam: Oh yeah! And there was this cool game that you could make Mario levels with. That was on 3DS too.
9:39 AM - Mido: Aha! That's a good game!
9:42 AM - Lozjam: I remember there was this Star Fox game though... I tried putting it into my Wii, and it wouldn't even work though. Piece of **** game wouldn't even work
9:45 AM - Mido: That's awful, man. Same thing happened to me. Makes me wonder why they even spent the better part of ten years making it.
 
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Mellow Ezlo

Spoony Bard
Joined
Dec 2, 2012
Location
eh?
Gender
Slothkin
Screwing with people is fun!

[7:43 PM] Hyrulian Hero: Sweet, I told Tristan yesterday that if stop in here to see what's up.
(...)
[8:09 PM] Tristan: Part of the appeal is that we're amateurs :P
[8:09 PM] Tristan: Also welcome Hero!
[9:11 PM] Hyrulian Hero: By the by, I meant that Mello Ezlo invited me. I think the sloth thing got me confusled.
[9:11 PM] DekuNut: We all know who ya meant
[9:13 PM] Tristan: Eh, we're basically the same person
[9:13 PM] Hyrulian Hero: Figures.
[9:13 PM] Tristan: Mellow Ezlo is kind of a dick though tbh
[9:13 PM] Tristan: Never liked him
[9:13 PM] Hyrulian Hero: Aren't we all.
[9:14 PM] Hyrulian Hero: As a matter of statement, no question mark needed.
[9:28 PM] athenian200: I don't know Mellow Ezlo well enough to have a much of an opinion of him. He seems pretty laid back to me, though.
[9:28 PM] athenian200: :)
[
9:28 PM] DekuNut: Mez is a bit of a hardass imo
[9:28 PM] Tristan: He can be
[9:29 PM] athenian200: Well, some people think I'm kind of harsh too.
[9:29 PM] athenian200: LOL.
[9:29 PM] DekuNut: We should get him on the podcast sometime
[9:30 PM] athenian200: Yeah, that would be interesting.
[9:30 PM] Hyrulian Hero: So is putting together the podcast kind of like assembling a makeshift explosive?
[9:31 PM] DekuNut: More or less
[9:31 PM] athenian200: It seems so.
[9:31 PM] DekuNut: The LL is the load
[9:31 PM] DekuNut: MQ is the timer
[9:31 PM] DekuNut: RD is the wiring in between
[9:32 PM] athenian200: I wonder if Mellow Ezlo would be able to get along with Tristan, though? Seems like they might butt heads.
[9:33 PM] Hyrulian Hero: I sense a subliminal conversation the Force.
[9:33 PM] athenian200: LOL.
[9:34 PM] Tristan: Mezlo and I are actually great friends!
[9:34 PM] athenian200: Oh, that's good.
[9:34 PM] Tristan: Closer than you might think
[9:34 PM] Hyrulian Hero: My midichlorians are tingling.
[9:37 PM] Mellow Ezlo: Hmm
[9:37 PM] Mellow Ezlo: Now what's this?
[9:37 PM] Mellow Ezlo: This seems interesting
[9:37 PM] athenian200: Hi, Mellow Ezlo. Welcome to the podcast.
[9:37 PM] DekuNut: :eek:
[
9:37 PM] DekuNut: He's here guys
[9:37 PM] Mellow Ezlo: :cool:
[
9:38 PM] Mellow Ezlo: Tristan has the same avatar as me
[9:38 PM] Mellow Ezlo: I'm gonna have a word with him...
[9:38 PM] athenian200: I know, he seems to be such a fan of you that he tries to act just like you.
[9:39 PM] Mellow Ezlo: I mean, who wouldn't :cool:

@DekuNut @athenian200 @Hyrulian Hero
 

athenian200

Circumspect
Joined
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Location
a place of settlement, activity, or residence.
  1. [5:34 AM]
  2. athenian200
  3. laughs nervously.
  4. athenian200:
    You're sure you don't want the Amazon gift card as a peace offering?
  5. [5:34 AM] Turo602:
    Now you will feel the wrath of JJ 2.0.
  6. athenian200:
    Last thing I need on this forum is another enemy.
  7. athenian200:
    Uh-oh.
  8. [5:32 AM] Turo602:
    If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.
  9. athenian200:
    It's more a case of you asked someone who doesn't actually have the ability to help you, not someone who is unwilling to help.
  10. athenian200:
    I guess what I mean is, I can't help you. Not that I don't want to.
  11. athenian200:
    I'm sorry, I just don't know a lot about smuggling or international borders. I can't even drive a car.
  12. [5:30 AM] Turo602:
    It was said that you would destroy the sith, not join them!
  13. [5:29 AM] Turo602:
    You were my brother.
  14. [5:29 AM] Turo602:
    I trusted you, athenian.
  15. [5:29 AM] Turo602:
    I thought you were my best friend?
  16. athenian200:
    I can't get into Mexico.
  17. athenian200:
    Ah. Well, the thing is, I don't actually have a passport or anything... so that might be a problem.
  18. [5:27 AM] Turo602:
    I'm gonna need you to smuggle me out of Mexico first.
  19. athenian200:
    Oh. Well, are you anywhere near Texas?
  20. [5:26 AM] Turo602:
    It's got to be discreet.
  21. [5:25 AM] Turo602:
    Nah, we need to meet in public.
  22. athenian200:
    You're probably thinking Bitcoin, right?
  23. athenian200:
    Oh, I see. Does that rule out PayPal, too?
  24. [5:24 AM] Turo602:
    It's drug money. Gift cards won't do.
  25. athenian200:
    I could do that. Do you want an Amazon gift card or something?
  26. [5:23 AM] Turo602:
    20 bucks.
  27. athenian200:
    Well, how much?
  28. [5:22 AM] Turo602:
    I'm holding you to that because I need some money.
  29. athenian200:
    Perhaps.
  30. [5:21 AM] Turo602:
    Did we just become best friends?
  31. athenian200:
    It seems we recognize each other.
  32. [5:21 AM] Turo602:
    athenian?
  33. athenian200:
    Turo?
 

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