Epic Rap Battles of Zelda

[DekuNut]

For fans of the Epic Rap Battles of History, post ideas for rap battles here. Except at least one has to be a Zelda character and /or ZD user (be nice) Next poster says who would win and give another battle.
Example:

Person 1: Me vs @Deku Shroom
There can only be one

Person 2: DekuNut, cause he's amazing
@LinkIsSexy vs Princess Zelda
A fight for Link's love

Next poster can start with Lexy v Zelda.

Who'd win? Who's next? You decide!

Epic Rap Battles of Zelda!

 

[HeroOfTime]

Lexy would win, because she would not let Zelda have her man!!

Next,
@Zelda13 vs. Gannondorf