Granted. You can't understand any of the nonsense in it so you chuck across the room.
i wish that i had a bananna. A yellow, perfect, yummy tasting bananna. And i dont care if its poisoned.
granted but human hunters come and shoot every last owl in the war for lunch. Yummy.
i wish that i will go to an anime convention someday and meet Little Kuriboh.
Granted but they're from taco bell (they dont use real meat last time i checked)
I wish that things will get cheaper ($5 for a meal at McDonalds? THIS IS ABSURD!)
granted but it breaks when you touch it.
i wish that i was 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure and 50% pain (and you have a 100% reason to remember my name)
i already corrupted this one but...... you make bad wishes so you create a paradox that destroys everything.
i wish that somebody would explain why females are the way they are to me.
granted but your fate unfates you(i dont know)
i wish that whoever said that my pet octupus was getting friendly with my mother could get lost in a forest with scary monsters and horrific unicorns.