It is time...to be sent to a dark hole, never to escape.
Granted, but everyone points and laughs AT you, not with you.
I wish everyone on ZD became an Admin.
Granted, but the wish that you corrupted not so long ago reappears; Skyward Sword is a 2D sidescroller and is on the NES.
I wish Sony would stop development of the PlayStation move...
Granted, but an unknown spell breaks your wish for my fish, and makes my fish die from a horrible wish.
I wish for a chocolate core for my yummy smore.
EDIT: sadface, I loved my fishy-wishy.