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Granted, but now you'll learn about all the crazy stuff that goes on in the average joe's head. Everything from simple longing for taps to crazy sociopathic wishes and other things involving possible mental disorders will all come to your knowledge, destroying your peaceful views of the world...

Granted. But someone will find out via some sort of rushed and uninspired plot device that you read their mind and tell everyone else that you can read their deepest and most embarrassing thoughts. They will hunt for you like they did with witches back in the old days and burn you. They will...

Granted, but it's broken mwahahahahahaaaaaa. I wish this wish wasn't bound to be corrupted.

Granted, but the tree starts giving you a 10 year long sermon. I wish the next poster brings some mojo to this thread.

Granted, but you're welcomed by the somewhat dissapointing game library (except for OoT3D). Did I mention that the improved model (which I just made up) comes out the moment you turn it on? I wish my girlfriend didn't try to force me to play Wii Sports.

Granted, but you are now allowed to play the Transformers 2 videogame. That's what happens when you don't specify. I wish I was a ZD member.

Fine, but that fish cancels the others because of the unnecessary redundancy. I wish I was original enough to include a wish here.

Granted, but a plane happens to be flying just above you at the time. I wish I had my own theme park.

Granted, but then you have to face the hardships of society forcing you to become a functional member in it. Did I mention the constant depression? I wish I had a functional copy of Spyro 3.

Granted, and he's relevated from his charge because all he can say at reunions is "Hyaaah!" and "Syaaaah!". I wish Link was my brother.

Here you got it, but It's a poster in a bad mood. I wish I could fly.

Fine, your hand is transformable and you are cosidered a freak an get burned . I wish I had a pizza right now.