granted but you wish for something bad thinking it will be corrupted and become good but it stays bad!
I wish for X-ray glasses that sees through women's clothes.
granted but link doesnt find a "man" in a ninja suit as sexy as Zelda was so he doesnt save "him".
I wish my stiff little fingers CD would hurry up and arrive in the mail!!!!!!
Granted but being link you cannot talk, cannot sleep and Must save the princess but this can be difficult considering there is very little monarchy left.... Presidents Daughter maybe idk.
I wish for A Flaming Pie
Granted but he cant stand the heat of your home and kills you in order to return to the South Park. whoops I mean Pole the South Pole.
I wish for a T-shirt signed by Metallica
Granted but they become so popular that Nintendo is forced to destroy them so people will buy the real games.
I wish you (sheikahWarrior) would have thought of something more creative for my previous wish.
granted but you feel so under-rewarded with your granted wish you get bored and choke to death on a bannana accidentally.
I wish for a pet that could do THIS....
Granted but Axle the Beats sues you for breaking the threads rules.
I wish people would join my abridged fan club and not the new one that is clearly a rip-off.
man every thing you ask for is food! Gum, Chips, breakfast. Do you live in a Farm Fresh or Somethin?
fine granted. but it turns into a frog the minute it touches your tongue.
I wish I had a nailclipper.
granted but you accidentally play until you're an old woman.
i wish for an exploding cat that can not blow up on me but can blow him self up rebuild himself and serve me drinks.