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Wario : Weirdo

Wario : GRR WAAA GHoIUHGIuhrigihiigHGhG A SUPERMARKET GRAB A MOP, IF YOU AREN'T A WORKER YOU'RE A CUSTOMER AND IF YOU'RE CUSTOMER THEN YOU'RE NOT BUYING ANYTHING AND- * He points towards a sign infront of his office * * " Buy something or I'll whip your ass-Wario " * That would be no good for you

Convention shmention, Wario needs another janitor, come over here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA * Wario grabs Mike by the collar and throws him into the janitors closet, whose door was very much closed * Wario : WAAA WARIO DUNKED SCORPION'S IRS NOTICE IN THE TOILET AND STOLE HIS...

Well yeah pretty sure Mike is the security guard of 1 and 2 and 3 in 2 he took a fake name, and iirc Schmidt was the last name of that dude in 2, and the security guards of the first two games both got fired for the same reason in the games : Tampering with the animatronics and gets the same...

It's a law the Mike must appear in any roleplay I appear in isn't it lmao Hey Mr. Dipshi- I mean Mr. Schmidt You came to work eh! You watched all the " The Immortal and the Restless " episodes you wanted eh? GRAB A MOP AND START CLEANING... eh!

That's Komasan one of my lousy-hard working workers! Komasan : Yes, I'm Komasan, I came to big city be- Wario : Hey, Hey not the time to share life stories eh! Get back to work Komasan : Ok, sir!

What white thing?

Komasan : I got no clue sir * Wario walks out of his office * WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET BACK TO WORK!!! Komasan : But Wario sir, this dog just- IF HE DOESN'T BUY ANYTHING KICK HIM OUT ON THE STREETS

WAAAAAARIO SUPER REVERSAL POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MODIFYING GODS BURN AND SHAKE INFRONT OF ME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ePWNmLP0Z0 * Time reversed to it's previous state before that post* * Towards fourth wall * Heh heh you didn't suspect that eh

That was random... What is up with ghosts now, they used to just follow you around for a bit but all you had to do was give them a good ol stinkeye now they're vengeful furry weirdos that just chase any guy with brown hair and a accent * Waaaaaaaaaaaaa sigh * * Wario gets a call * Waluigi ...

* Wario is shocked but backflips and sweeps foxy in the legs sending him blasting out the window in his office* WAAAAA Office meeting terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Foxy, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive booty...

Komasan : Those guys really sound like they're having a riot out there, better not get any sound complaints... Toad : Get back to work! Komasan : Alright * he goes back to the register *

* The toad grabs the coin * Toad : Hmmm Komasan : mochi... (Komasan) _____________________________________________________________________________ Wario's Office : Wario : * Turns his fat head towards the door * What's going on down there?

* Toad hears the shouting * Toad : HEY PIPE IT DOWN! * co-worker komasan looked at the yelling toad and moved on *

* Toad fidgets around with a pen * * Meanwhile in the office Wario was chilling * Wario : Ah it feels good being rich , there's no other mario character with a seemingly humble business, this place won't go insane * Meanwhile outside the window a random pizza place was on fire, a carwash was...

* Toad points to a sign * * Buy something or I'll whip your ***-Wario *

Aaaay welcome back buddy Toad : Well are you going to buy something?

* toad eats a loaf *

RULES Character : Please write like this yea there can be swears in character No swearing at fellow roleplayers when not in character! No godmodding No wiretapping into other characters conversations Don't stalk other peoples characters don't have your character follow the other characters...